TET: Like the Offensive?

[Sosi]

My darling girl.

You walking dream.

Angelic voice,

She spoke to me.

[Sosi]

I'm not angry. I know a girl so sweet with her smile. Those eyes and that laugh made love to my mind of cynical quips and rude remarks. A cold day came and she wanted to be with a boy she thought was as sweet as me. All of the monsters were given a chance, now one has her heart. He's taken my romance. I will look and walk her way to find her again one day. Her & I will be free, an island with my beautiful lady.

Fuck dude, I don't know what you're smoking, but you need to share.

I go on long walks.

[Mike the Progressive]

Even Watergate?

Pathologically so.

Ok, semi-serious moment here. But can I say there exists no evidence that Nixon orchestrated the break in at Watergate. It's all pure conjecture. His crime was trying to cover up people in his administration who were involved. And he did so out of loyalty, which Nixon was big about. Likely Halderman knew about it but kept a tight lid and controlled the flow of information from and to Nixon. It's one big reason why Jimmy Carter was highly critical of the Chief of Staff position and didn't appoint one until the end of his term.

Furthermore everything Nixon did (aside from Watergate) was no more or less criminal than what Johnson did while president. The only difference was that Nixon got caught. But let's not pretend Johnson wasn't just as much abusive of his office as Nixon. The truth is the imperial presidency climaxed with Nixon, but it was there long before him.

[Sosi]

Twas morn & morn preech thine own customs to thee.
A tigle, a throosh, and a mutton slap by the wlapper's bed,
was riden by nape of his cranium crane.
At the five o' three the mammoths came.

He took her kiss in hand;
then chose not to let it free.
Tum tum tum, it was late for the glib and glimble of she.
Closer is the gimble gamble, though unnamed.

Wiffle, rump, bottom snuck.
"Through and through", exclaimed the snicker snack.
Beware the road of cockamamie.
May the thumble and the bumble be.

[Second Blazing]

Fuck dude, I don't know what you're smoking, but you need to share.

I go on long walks.

Because your guy doesn't like having cars around all the time?

[Sosi]

I go on long walks.

Because your guy doesn't like having cars around all the time?

Listen close to me.
Those cars are stupid, most don't see.
Such vehicles aren't for men of my sort.
I'd rather pursue common transport.
A tram ride is almost for free.

[Second Blazing]

Because your guy doesn't like having cars around all the time?

Listen close to me.
Those stupid cars are for bums.
Such vehicles aren't for men of my sort.
I'd rather pursue common transport.
A tram ride is almost for free.

I think I smell what you're stepping in.

[Mike the Progressive]

Listen close to me.
Those stupid cars are for bums.
Such vehicles aren't for men of my sort.
I'd rather pursue common transport.
A tram ride is almost for free.

I think I smell what you're stepping in.

If I read another one of his posts, you have permission to shoot me.

[Sosi]

Listen close to me.
Those stupid cars are for bums.
Such vehicles aren't for men of my sort.
I'd rather pursue common transport.
A tram ride is almost for free.

I think I smell what you're stepping in.

I hadn't known anyone who noticed her smell but once you are with a free-spirited girl for more than an hour the scent disappears.

[Second Blazing]

I think I smell what you're stepping in.

If I read another one of his posts, you have permission to shoot me.

I'll try but they don't call him tricky Dicky for nothing.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Oh jalapeño peppers. Thanks. My headache is getting better because you made my nose runny.

Wasabi for sinuses.

Snort it!

Nah, I kid.

[Mike the Progressive]

Wasabi for sinuses.

Snort it!

Nah, I kid.

Yeah...that sounds like a horrible idea

But now I'm curious. I need to set a reminder next time I go to Sushi Land.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Snort it!

Nah, I kid.

Yeah...that sounds like a horrible idea

But now I'm curious. I need to set a reminder next time I go to Sushi Land.

I'm sure it is.

Document, please. I wanna laugh.

[Sosi]

Snort it!

Nah, I kid.

Yeah...that sounds like a horrible idea

But now I'm curious. I need to set a reminder next time I go to Sushi Land.

The first time, I swallowed a spoon full; I imagined it was a mild pepper at first.

[Sosi]

Yeah...that sounds like a horrible idea

But now I'm curious. I need to set a reminder next time I go to Sushi Land.

I'm sure it is.

Document, please. I wanna laugh.

My nose bled, do not recommend it.

[Eleanor Ritas]

Wasabi for sinuses.

Snort it!

Nah, I kid.

So my kid and I were walking and talking, and he says to me, he says, "Why can't you live with me forever?"

And I says, "Your mom and I don't get along. We both still love you, and that will never end."

"But why can't you stay with us?"

"I'm sorry, son, I never understood relationships. I never understood women."

And he says, "Women is easy, Daddy. Women has boobies."

[Anglo-California]

I need to think of a senior quotation for the yearbook. I'm currently leaning towards "It ain't easy being cheesy" but maybe there's better ones.

"Always wear sunscreen"

You know I cried when I first heard that poem?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Snort it!

Nah, I kid.

So my kid and I were walking and talking, and he says to me, he says, "Why can't you live with me forever?"

And I says, "Your mom and I don't get along. We both still love you, and that will never end."

"But why can't you stay with us?"

"I'm sorry, son, I never understood relationships. I never understood women."

And he says, "Women is easy, Daddy. Women has boobies."

Children can resume things so simply. It's awesome. I wish I could do that too. ^_^

[Revanchism]

Snort it!

Nah, I kid.

So my kid and I were walking and talking, and he says to me, he says, "Why can't you live with me forever?"

And I says, "Your mom and I don't get along. We both still love you, and that will never end."

"But why can't you stay with us?"

"I'm sorry, son, I never understood relationships. I never understood women."

And he says, "Women is easy, Daddy. Women has boobies."

Day=Made

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

An acquaintance of mine said the weirdest thing today... and it reminded me of NSG and the penchant some people have to construct definitions to suit their points alone, ignoring evidence from actual sources like, say, a dictionary...

He said that he has another personality when he speaks English, different from the one he has when he speaks Spanish. Although I get the point that when we speak in a foreign language, our voice can change to suit that of the language we're using, our personalities do not change.

[Eleanor Ritas]

So my kid and I were walking and talking, and he says to me, he says, "Why can't you live with me forever?"

And I says, "Your mom and I don't get along. We both still love you, and that will never end."

"But why can't you stay with us?"

"I'm sorry, son, I never understood relationships. I never understood women."

And he says, "Women is easy, Daddy. Women has boobies."

Day=Made

And he did it with that weird emphasis that young kids get when they're telling you something that they feel should be common knowledge and address the issue exhaustively.

[Eleanor Ritas]

An acquaintance of mine said the weirdest thing today... and it reminded me of NSG and the penchant some people have to construct definitions to suit their points alone, ignoring evidence from actual sources like, say, a dictionary...

He said that he has another personality when he speaks English, different from the one he has when he speaks Spanish. Although I get the point that when we speak in a foreign language, our voice can change to suit that of the language we're using, our personalities do not change.

I don't know. When in spanish I order a rum and coca lite in a Mexican strip club full of dudes openly carrying what appears to be full auto hardware, I feel like a much more polite respectful person than when I order a diet coke at Denny's in America.

No, wait, the situation is different.

No, wait, okay, I get it.

You're right.

[Eleanor Ritas]

So my kid and I were walking and talking, and he says to me, he says, "Why can't you live with me forever?"

And I says, "Your mom and I don't get along. We both still love you, and that will never end."

"But why can't you stay with us?"

"I'm sorry, son, I never understood relationships. I never understood women."

And he says, "Women is easy, Daddy. Women has boobies."

Children can resume things so simply. It's awesome. I wish I could do that too. ^_^

I've heard you do that. You have lots of wisdom. In fact, I think the general consensus of Project: NSG research so far for the book is that the only reason Darth Gallo hasn't force choked us all is because you've tempered him with your mercies.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Children can resume things so simply. It's awesome. I wish I could do that too. ^_^

I've heard you do that. You have lots of wisdom. In fact, I think the general consensus of Project: NSG research so far for the book is that the only reason Darth Gallo hasn't force choked us all is because you've tempered him with your mercies.

In essence, I have emasculated him.

Nah, I get it. You do me a great honor thinking that way, dear.

[Eleanor Ritas]

I've heard you do that. You have lots of wisdom. In fact, I think the general consensus of Project: NSG research so far for the book is that the only reason Darth Gallo hasn't force choked us all is because you've tempered him with your mercies.

In essence, I have emasculated him.

Nah, I get it. You do me a great honor thinking that way, dear.

Sith Lords are immune to emasculation. They might fade into the background while they scheme or play PS4, but eventually, the big lightsaber reignites.

Listen for the sound.

John Williams and orgasms follow.