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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:25 pm

Untaroicht wrote:If you don't mind me asking Lunatic Goofballs- what kind of training does one take to pursue a career in clownery? I heard on the TV show Modern Family that there were about 4 or 5 different kinds of clown, so is there like a specific academy of sorts for each one- Like the Jesuit and Franciscan orders of Catholic monks? :unsure:


Hey Untaroicht! :hug:

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Postby Untaroicht » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:27 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Untaroicht wrote:If you don't mind me asking Lunatic Goofballs- what kind of training does one take to pursue a career in clownery? I heard on the TV show Modern Family that there were about 4 or 5 different kinds of clown, so is there like a specific academy of sorts for each one- Like the Jesuit and Franciscan orders of Catholic monks? :unsure:


Hey Untaroicht! :hug:

How's everything?


I'm doing okay- a lot of new appointments with my psychologist- but other then that I'm fine :p
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:29 pm

Untaroicht wrote:
Soldati senza confini wrote:
Hey Untaroicht! :hug:

How's everything?


I'm doing okay- a lot of new appointments with my psychologist- but other then that I'm fine :p


I'm glad to hear that :p
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:29 pm



Especially him.
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Postby Benuty » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:30 pm

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:

Yes.

Maybe if they would stop trying to eat our kids.
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Postby Furry Alairia and Algeria » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:30 pm


How could you not?
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:31 pm

Untaroicht wrote:If you don't mind me asking Lunatic Goofballs- what kind of training does one take to pursue a career in clownery? I heard on the TV show Modern Family that there were about 4 or 5 different kinds of clown, so is there like a specific academy of sorts for each one- Like the Jesuit and Franciscan orders of Catholic monks? :unsure:


The best way(which is not the way I pursued, but would have if I could have) is to apply for and be accepted to the Ringling Brothers Clown College: http://www.ringling.com/ContentPage.asp ... tion=45688
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:35 pm

Benuty wrote:
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:Yes.

Maybe if they would stop trying to eat our kids.


Then stop making them taste so good. I mean, it's not my thing. I'm a taco kind of clown. But if you're going to tempt the tiger with a cheeseburger, the tiger is going to get himself a cheeseburger. *nod*
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“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
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Postby Ethel mermania » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:37 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Benuty wrote:Maybe if they would stop trying to eat our kids.


Then stop making them taste so good. I mean, it's not my thing. I'm a taco kind of clown. But if you're going to tempt the tiger with a cheeseburger, the tiger is going to get himself a cheeseburger. *nod*

Nah, by the time you have had enough aND are ready to make roast child, the meat is to tough and gamey..
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Postby Untaroicht » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:40 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Benuty wrote:Maybe if they would stop trying to eat our kids.


Then stop making them taste so good. I mean, it's not my thing. I'm a taco kind of clown. But if you're going to tempt the tiger with a cheeseburger, the tiger is going to get himself a cheeseburger. *nod*


I've already seen plenty of baby-eating reptilian conspiracy theory videos on youtube, somebody need sot step up to the plate and come up with a conspiracy theory about some kind of ancient and secret cabal of clowns, jesters, and harlequins that secretly rule the world and survive by eating people- maybe you could even get this guy as the prophet of sorts:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stańczyk
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:50 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Then stop making them taste so good. I mean, it's not my thing. I'm a taco kind of clown. But if you're going to tempt the tiger with a cheeseburger, the tiger is going to get himself a cheeseburger. *nod*

Nah, by the time you have had enough aND are ready to make roast child, the meat is to tough and gamey..


The secret is to prepare them much like you would a brisket; Cook it low and slow and then slice against the grain in thin slices. *nod*
Life's Short. Munch Tacos.

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
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Postby Meinkraft » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:52 pm

I'm new to this thread! What's going on in here?
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Soldier wrote:And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he hearded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!
Alert Level:
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4- Raid Watch
3- At War
2- Nuclear War
1- Taking of the Capital
I'm Pan. Deal with it.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:53 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Nah, by the time you have had enough aND are ready to make roast child, the meat is to tough and gamey..


The secret is to prepare them much like you would a brisket; Cook it low and slow and then slice against the grain in thin slices. *nod*

And we just found a great brisket place..
https://www.hvst.com/posts/the-clash-of ... s-wl2TQBpY

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Postby Untaroicht » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:53 pm

Meinkraft wrote:I'm new to this thread! What's going on in here?


Image

(I kid :p)
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Postby Meinkraft » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:55 pm

Untaroicht wrote:
Meinkraft wrote:I'm new to this thread! What's going on in here?


Image

(I kid :p)

Image
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Soldier wrote:And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he hearded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!
Alert Level:
5- At Peace
4- Raid Watch
3- At War
2- Nuclear War
1- Taking of the Capital
I'm Pan. Deal with it.
Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.69
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Postby Arcturus Novus » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:57 pm

Meinkraft wrote:I'm new to this thread! What's going on in here?

General bullshittery.
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Nilokeras wrote:there is of course an interesting thread to pull on [...]
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Furry Alairia and Algeria
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Postby Furry Alairia and Algeria » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:58 pm

Meinkraft wrote:I'm new to this thread! What's going on in here?

Not much.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:58 pm

Arcturus Novus wrote:
Meinkraft wrote:I'm new to this thread! What's going on in here?

General bullshittery.

That should be a tet tittle.
https://www.hvst.com/posts/the-clash-of ... s-wl2TQBpY

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Postby Meinkraft » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:59 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Arcturus Novus wrote:General bullshittery.

That should be a tet tittle.

"TET: Kirby Delauter"
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ANTIFA!

Soldier wrote:And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he hearded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!
Alert Level:
5- At Peace
4- Raid Watch
3- At War
2- Nuclear War
1- Taking of the Capital
I'm Pan. Deal with it.
Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.69
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:00 pm

Oh jalapeño peppers. Thanks. My headache is getting better because you made my nose runny.
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Postby Arcturus Novus » Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:00 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Arcturus Novus wrote:General bullshittery.

That should be a tet tittle.

Hehe, tittle.
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Nilokeras wrote:there is of course an interesting thread to pull on [...]
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:08 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Oh jalapeño peppers. Thanks. My headache is getting better because you made my nose runny.


Solution: introduce hot stuff to your diet.

The Latin American spices are secretly plotting.
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Postby Furry Alairia and Algeria » Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:12 pm

Arcturus Novus wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:That should be a tet tittle.

Hehe, tittle.

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Postby Ethel mermania » Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:13 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Oh jalapeño peppers. Thanks. My headache is getting better because you made my nose runny.

Wasabi for sinuses.
https://www.hvst.com/posts/the-clash-of ... s-wl2TQBpY

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Postby Seraven » Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:14 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Oh jalapeño peppers. Thanks. My headache is getting better because you made my nose runny.


Solution: introduce hot stuff to your diet.

The Latin American spices are secretly plotting.


Hot water works too.
Copper can change as its quality went down.
Gold can't change, for its quality never went down.
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Seraven wrote:I know right! Whites enslaved the natives, they killed them, they converted them forcibly, they acted like a better human beings than the Muslims.

An excellent example of why allowing unrestricted immigration of people with a very different culture might not be the best idea ever :P
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