TET: Like the Offensive?

[Barboneia]

A master nerd wouldn't use whom incorrectly.

Sometimes it is indeed who.

Bah, outmaneuvered. I concede, don't hurt me!

Get him!

[DesAnges]

Oh I don't personally do it, there's no point at my level because refereeing is so much worse. It just earns you more of a kicking.

I've known lots of people who have referred junior school games for various sports - some sports, like field hockey, are virtually civilized. Soccer, on the other hand, is apparently just a mess to referee for younger kids.

You just keep the ball in play and let them get on with it basically.

[DesAnges]

I was going to say the tennis was going splendidly but Murray's head appears to have fallen off.

[Gallade]

A master nerd wouldn't use whom incorrectly.

Sometimes it is indeed who.

Bah, outmaneuvered. I concede, don't hurt me!

Hang on, thesaurus to the rescue, here.


Um.... Shellac him!

[Barboneia]

Bah, outmaneuvered. I concede, don't hurt me!

Hang on, thesaurus to the rescue, here.


Um.... Shellac him!

Shellac is a resin secreted by the female lac bug, on trees in the forests of India and Thailand. It is processed and sold as dry flakes (pictured at right) and dissolved in ethanol to make liquid shellac, which is used as a brush-on colorant, food glaze and wood finish. Shellac functions as a tough natural primer, sanding sealant, tannin-blocker, odour-blocker, stain, and high-gloss varnish. Shellac was once used in electrical applications as it possesses good insulation qualities and it seals out moisture. Phonograph (gramophone) records were also made of it during the 78-rpm recording era which ended in the west during the 1950s.

[Gallade]

Hang on, thesaurus to the rescue, here.


Um.... Shellac him!

Shellac is a resin secreted by the female lac bug, on trees in the forests of India and Thailand. It is processed and sold as dry flakes (pictured at right) and dissolved in ethanol to make liquid shellac, which is used as a brush-on colorant, food glaze and wood finish. Shellac functions as a tough natural primer, sanding sealant, tannin-blocker, odour-blocker, stain, and high-gloss varnish. Shellac was once used in electrical applications as it possesses good insulation qualities and it seals out moisture. Phonograph (gramophone) records were also made of it during the 78-rpm recording era which ended in the west during the 1950s.

Yes.

[Barboneia]

Shellac is a resin secreted by the female lac bug, on trees in the forests of India and Thailand. It is processed and sold as dry flakes (pictured at right) and dissolved in ethanol to make liquid shellac, which is used as a brush-on colorant, food glaze and wood finish. Shellac functions as a tough natural primer, sanding sealant, tannin-blocker, odour-blocker, stain, and high-gloss varnish. Shellac was once used in electrical applications as it possesses good insulation qualities and it seals out moisture. Phonograph (gramophone) records were also made of it during the 78-rpm recording era which ended in the west during the 1950s.

Yes.

So, we are to make a record out of him?

[Gallade]

Yes.

So, we are to make a record out of him?

The joke was using a thesaurus to sound intellectual but picking the wrong definition. Finish being synonymous with both destroy+ and lacquer+?

Gah, my humour is wasted! Wasted!

[Barboneia]

So, we are to make a record out of him?

The joke was using a thesaurus to sound intellectual but picking the wrong definition. Finish being synonymous with both destroy+ and lacquer+?

Gah, my humour is wasted! Wasted!

My sense of humor is more used in sarcasm and making fun of people.

[Big Jim P]

So, we are to make a record out of him?

The joke was using a thesaurus to sound intellectual but picking the wrong definition. Finish being synonymous with both destroy+ and lacquer+?

Gah, my humour is wasted! Wasted!

You gotta play to your audience. Dumb it down about three orders of magnitude.

[Hurdegaryp]

So, we are to make a record out of him?

The joke was using a thesaurus to sound intellectual but picking the wrong definition. Finish being synonymous with both destroy+ and lacquer+?

Gah, my humour is wasted! Wasted!

Better your humour than you, even though it is entirely possible that you might have a different opinion on the matter.

[DesAnges]

So, we are to make a record out of him?

The joke was using a thesaurus to sound intellectual but picking the wrong definition. Finish being synonymous with both destroy+ and lacquer+?

Gah, my humour is wasted! Wasted!

Aww it's ok. *tousles hair* You'll get them next time, slugger.

[Gallade]

The joke was using a thesaurus to sound intellectual but picking the wrong definition. Finish being synonymous with both destroy+ and lacquer+?

Gah, my humour is wasted! Wasted!

Aww it's ok. *tousles hair* You'll get them next time, slugger.

I beg pardon?

[Auremena]

So, here in the good old U.S. of A, we're supposed to have the Super Bowl. Now, I'm sure plenty of you know it, but for any of you non-yanks it's basically the biggest American-football game of the year and is used as an excuse to party. I'm not looking forward to it.

Means dad will be too drunk to notice how much of his beer I will drink.
This is an acceptable compromise considering how much the Seahawks and their bandwagoning fans need to be utterly destroyed.

[DesAnges]

Aww it's ok. *tousles hair* You'll get them next time, slugger.

I beg pardon?

What?

[Vortiaganica]

Aww it's ok. *tousles hair* You'll get them next time, slugger.

I beg pardon?

I think he's calling you...French, or Japanese.

[Barboneia]

Oh, hey, it's the last page before 500!


OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

[Gallade]

I beg pardon?

I think he's calling you...French, or Japanese.

Where's my gun?

[Barboneia]

I think he's calling you...French, or Japanese.

Where's my gun?

It's in your desk, left drawer.

[DesAnges]

I think he's calling you...French, or Japanese.

Where's my gun?

I find this an overreaction.

[Hurdegaryp]

I think he's calling you...French, or Japanese.

Where's my gun?

That's no way to respond to a joke based upon baseball.

[Vortiaganica]

Where's my gun?

That's no way to respond to a joke based upon baseball.

Cut her some slack, it's not easy to find a guillotine at this time of day.

[Gallade]

Where's my gun?

That's no way to respond to a joke based upon baseball.

But giant maiming is an honorable pastime steeped in millennia of tradition. The opportunity must always be sought out when not readily available.

[Hurdegaryp]

That's no way to respond to a joke based upon baseball.

But giant maiming is an honorable pastime steeped in millennia of tradition. The opportunity must always be sought out when not readily available.

Oh, I wasn't aware tradition was involved.

[Estenia]

*prepares ballons for next TET which must be called TET: One smaller leg for this month.