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by Greed and Death » Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:59 pm
by AiliailiA » Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:30 am
Cannot think of a name wrote:"Where's my immortality?" will be the new "Where's my jetpack?"
Maineiacs wrote:"We're going to build a canal, and we're going to make Columbia pay for it!" -- Teddy Roosevelt
Ifreann wrote:That's not a Freudian slip. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
by Costa Fierro » Mon Dec 29, 2014 1:39 am
by Zhenos » Mon Dec 29, 2014 1:51 am
by The Republic of Pantalleria » Mon Dec 29, 2014 3:24 am
Costa Fierro wrote:Ailiailia wrote:
Aviators were the nerds of their day. When planes were flown by waggling a stick held between the legs, they decided to call that a "joystick".
In the "cockpit".
Sit back and enjoy the flight. You have more chances of dying on the way to the airport than on the aircraft itself.
by Costa Fierro » Mon Dec 29, 2014 3:34 am
The Republic of Pantalleria wrote:That is very true...
Also, you've ruined my childhood...
by Sebastianbourg » Mon Dec 29, 2014 3:36 am
Costa Fierro wrote:The Republic of Pantalleria wrote:That is very true...
Also, you've ruined my childhood...
Pilots also commonly refer to their aircraft as birds. Women are sometimes referred to as "birds". Presumably, pilots treat their aircraft like they treat their women, which is get inside her and take her to heaven and back twice a day.
Free bag of cookies for anyone that gets the reference.
by The Republic of Pantalleria » Mon Dec 29, 2014 3:40 am
Costa Fierro wrote:The Republic of Pantalleria wrote:That is very true...
Also, you've ruined my childhood...
Pilots also commonly refer to their aircraft as birds. Women are sometimes referred to as "birds". Presumably, pilots treat their aircraft like they treat their women, which is get inside her and take her to heaven and back twice a day.
Free bag of cookies for anyone that gets the reference.
by AiliailiA » Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:05 am
West Aurelia wrote:Object spotted in sea not from QZ8501.
Cannot think of a name wrote:"Where's my immortality?" will be the new "Where's my jetpack?"
Maineiacs wrote:"We're going to build a canal, and we're going to make Columbia pay for it!" -- Teddy Roosevelt
Ifreann wrote:That's not a Freudian slip. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
by Organized States » Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:10 am
by Wolfenium » Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:26 am
by Uieurnthlaal » Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:59 am
Wolfenium wrote:My god... could this year get any worse?...
by AiliailiA » Mon Dec 29, 2014 5:03 am
Wolfenium wrote:My god... could this year get any worse?...
Cannot think of a name wrote:"Where's my immortality?" will be the new "Where's my jetpack?"
Maineiacs wrote:"We're going to build a canal, and we're going to make Columbia pay for it!" -- Teddy Roosevelt
Ifreann wrote:That's not a Freudian slip. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
by Wolfenium » Mon Dec 29, 2014 5:10 am
Ailiailia wrote:Wolfenium wrote:My god... could this year get any worse?...
Sure. There are two days left in the year. Seven thousand people (going by yearly average) will die in road accidents in those two days.
But those road accidents happen all the time, with such small numbers dying in each one, that they just aren't the stuff of news. In the news, you get bus crashes, ferry sinkings, train wrecks ... and plane crashes. You might even be led to believe that mass transport is dangerous. Actually, driving a car incurs more risk of accident than catching a bus or train, and both of those are more dangerous than commercial jet travel.
by West Aurelia » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:12 am
_REPUBLIC OF WEST AURELIA_
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by Degenerate Heart of HetRio » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:17 am
Ailiailia wrote:Sure. There are two days left in the year. Seven thousand people (going by yearly average) will die in road accidents in those two days.
by Northwest Slobovia » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:23 am
Wolfenium wrote:Agreed, though I just find that these air accidents seemed to have happened with abnormal regularity this year. I could be wrong.
CNN wrote:(CNN) -- MH370. MH17. Air Algerie 5017. And now AirAsia QZ8501.
The disappearance of AirAsia Flight 8501 between Indonesia and Singapore over the weekend caps a bizarre year in aviation, marred by a series of missing planes and air disasters.
But could 2014 be the worst year in recent aviation history?
Yes and no. Depends on how you define "worst."
[...]
In terms of crashes, 2014 has seen the lowest number in more than 80 years, the Geneva-based Bureau of Aircraft Accidents Archives says.
The organization counts the AirAsia disappearance as a crash, bringing this year's number to 111.
The last time the world had 111 crashes was in 1927.
"If you consider sheer numbers of aircraft crashes, flying today is safer," says Kane Ray, an analyst with the International Bureau of Aviation, a global aviation consulting group.
"However, there are more aircraft in the sky, so naturally the overall number may appear similar to previous decades and, in some categories of disaster, higher."
[...]
In terms of fatalities, the numbers paint a grimmer picture. So far, aviation disasters this year have claimed 1,158 lives.
The AirAsia flight was carrying 162 people. If all of them perished, this year would have the most aviation deaths -- 1,320 -- since 2005, according to the organization.
Already, 2014 has put an end to a steadily improving global aviation safety record.
"Every ten years or so, we have a year that is less safe than others. Unfortunately this year was one of those," said Ronan Hubert with the Bureau of Aircraft Accident Archives.
Last year, 265 people were killed in flight incidents, marking the safest year in aviation since 1945, the Aviation Safety Network said.
[...]
by Greed and Death » Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:25 am
Wolfenium wrote:My god... could this year get any worse?...
by West Aurelia » Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:46 am
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Official factbook
#Valaransofab
by Sand Island Air Force Base » Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:42 am
by Red Zone 1 » Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:24 pm
The Berdanvian Empire wrote:What's up with all these Asian airplanes either going missing or getting shot down?
by Arkinesia » Mon Dec 29, 2014 6:06 pm
Disappointment Panda wrote:Don't hope for a life without problems. There's no such thing. Instead, hope for a life full of good problems.
by Sebastianbourg » Mon Dec 29, 2014 6:08 pm
Sebastianbourg wrote:Costa Fierro wrote:
Pilots also commonly refer to their aircraft as birds. Women are sometimes referred to as "birds". Presumably, pilots treat their aircraft like they treat their women, which is get inside her and take her to heaven and back twice a day.
Free bag of cookies for anyone that gets the reference.
Squadron Commander the Lord Flashheart in Blackadder!
by Costa Fierro » Mon Dec 29, 2014 6:09 pm
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