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Postby Servica » Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:59 pm

The Underground Movement Union wrote:The planets would be overcrowded
Logic would be twisted
Physics would be twisted
There'd be magical animals blowing up houses
I'd exist (insert x-files music here)
We'd be nuking each other
Everything would be exaggerated
We'd probably all die.


I believe.
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Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:06 am

Deian salazar wrote:Considering most of those wars were fueled by powerful allies,also that in some I sent very little aid,and that technically if you think about it logically the Gilneas wars SHOULD'VE just been hallucinations after the 3rd,considering all the nookespam.

Btw,thank God!I thought I was in trouble for a second!

Perception, son. Perception may be reality for you, but it does not constitute reality for all. Your post just proved that poetically. ;)
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Postby The Transcaucasian Democratic Republic » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:08 am

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:We have nations overlapping other nations, not only in history, but geography and other such bits. The 'Broken Reality Theory' tends to work out fine in RP and on 'paper', so to speak, but we'd have a devil of a time dealing with all that irl. Not to mention the constant rawrings about who had what where first and why they ought to be the ones recognized rather than others.

We could always change our physical reality to better suit NationStates. :ugeek: :twisted:
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Postby Tyrandel » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:33 am

Would that be good or bad? Let me think.

On the one hand, places like Ralkovia would exist (who alone would make the world 5000% more grimdark) and there would be galactic empires with weapons that defy the laws of reality and levels of internal cohesion that defy logic.

On the other hand, I would control a nation full of magical gay dragons.

Hmm...
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Postby Bunkeranlage » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:35 am

Dragons.

Enough said.
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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:49 am

Arkotania wrote:Numberwanking and Ignore Cannons ftw

I don't even know how the interaction between multiple tech-levels, and non-human species, would even work. :blink:

Easy. We Decepticons would rule, and all of the other species would go into our mines.

And we have I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons ready for all who try to nuke us.
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Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


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Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:57 am

The New Communist Order wrote:What if Nationstates was a real thing?

I would have the power to disappear entire nations with ease... hm. I could get behind that. Plus I'd get a bitchin' (albeit unrealistically oversized) sword outta the deal.

Muahahahah.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- ur. *ahem* I mean.

:twisted:

Also, I think I still have the biggest I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannons in NS RP history. Mweeheehee. :p
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Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:11 am

Deian salazar wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:I would have the power to disappear entire nations with ease... hm. I could get behind that. Plus I'd get a bitchin' (albeit unrealistically oversized) sword outta the deal.

Muahahahah.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- ur. *ahem* I mean.

:twisted:

Also, I think I still have the biggest I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannons in NS RP history. Mweeheehee. :p

It no match for my existence spear!I destroy your pitiful cannon!

Please don't DEAT me :p

I dunno, man. The Idiot Godmodder Noncontinuity Omni-Repellant Eradictor Supercannon Mk-VI was a couple of times bigger than Jupiter and presumably capable of ignoring entire planets (and maybe entire star systems... I think I actually used it maaaaybe once sometime close to a decade ago-?) :P

And besides, Kiritateru Teikoku still trumps even the Ignore Cannon in might. I mean, the name even means something to the effect of "Slayer of Nations." :lol2:

I think my first actions as Senior Game Moderator of the World would probably be to warn North Korea for trolling, tell Israel and Palestine to put one another on ignore already damnit, maybe ding Russia and China for spamming...

Oh, and maybe flip the United Nations the bird for good measure after that whole copyright infringement bitching thing that led to the World Assembly. ;)
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Postby Oceasia » Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:13 am

Oceasia would benefit from the tourism industry.
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Postby West Aurelia » Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:13 am

Reploid Productions wrote:
Deian salazar wrote:It no match for my existence spear!I destroy your pitiful cannon!

Please don't DEAT me :p

I dunno, man. The Idiot Godmodder Noncontinuity Omni-Repellant Eradictor Supercannon Mk-VI was a couple of times bigger than Jupiter and presumably capable of ignoring entire planets (and maybe entire star systems... I think I actually used it maaaaybe once sometime close to a decade ago-?) :P

And besides, Kiritateru Teikoku still trumps even the Ignore Cannon in might. I mean, the name even means something to the effect of "Slayer of Nations." :lol2:

I think my first actions as Senior Game Moderator of the World would probably be to warn North Korea for trolling, tell Israel and Palestine to put one another on ignore already damnit, maybe ding Russia and China for spamming...

Oh, and maybe flip the United Nations the bird for good measure after that whole copyright infringement bitching thing that led to the World Assembly. ;)


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Postby The Transcaucasian Democratic Republic » Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:14 am

Oceasia wrote:Oceasia would benefit from the tourism industry.

Of nuclear war refugees?
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Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:16 am

West Aurelia wrote:DOS North Korea.

Nah, gotta run the gamut of warnings and bans first. THEN we start deleting things!
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Postby West Aurelia » Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:19 am

Reploid Productions wrote:
West Aurelia wrote:DOS North Korea.

Nah, gotta run the gamut of warnings and bans first. THEN we start deleting things!


Well do it quickly. I want to be there when Kim Jong-un's head flies off after being struck by the Sword of DEAT.
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Postby The Transcaucasian Democratic Republic » Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:20 am

West Aurelia wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:Nah, gotta run the gamut of warnings and bans first. THEN we start deleting things!


Well do it quickly. I want to be there when Kim Jong-un's head flies off after being struck by the Sword of DEAT.

No, we must enjoy the Pyongyang Trials as much as possible.
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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:23 am

Reploid Productions wrote:
And besides, Kiritateru Teikoku still trumps even the Ignore Cannon in might. I mean, the name even means something to the effect of "Slayer of Nations." :lol2:


IRL Decepticons would just steal and/or counterfeit that and then DEAT you with it. :p
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Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.
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Postby KASSRD Drone » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:13 am

Too many communists
Too many fascists
Too many anarchists
Too many dictatorships
Too many extremists
Not enough moderates
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Postby Bunkeranlage » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:16 am

KASSRD Drone wrote:Too many communists
Too many fascists
Too many anarchists
Too many dictatorships
Too many extremists
Not enough moderates


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Postby CTALNH » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:17 am

You mean my nation existing in RL? Well I know where I am moving.
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Postby Nervium » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:20 am

Well, at risk of sounding obtuse and offensive, you really want a planet with nations run by crypto-fascist teenagers?


I rest my case.
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Postby Bunkeranlage » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:21 am

Nervium wrote:Well, at risk of sounding obtuse and offensive, you really want a planet with nations run by crypto-fascist teenagers?


I rest my case.


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Postby Summerset Plains » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:23 am

Alaizia wrote:What if we only allowed users/leaders after the age of 18? There wouldn't be any children right?

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Postby Manisdog » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:23 am

I don't like the views of certain NSG members so I would not like it
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Postby Nervium » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:24 am

Bunkeranlage wrote:
Nervium wrote:Well, at risk of sounding obtuse and offensive, you really want a planet with nations run by crypto-fascist teenagers?


I rest my case.


That's what the mods are for.


Lunatic Goofballs in the UN.

Sounds okay.
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Postby Bunkeranlage » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:27 am

Nervium wrote:
Bunkeranlage wrote:
That's what the mods are for.


Lunatic Goofballs in the UN.

Sounds okay.


It sounds totally okay. Who doesn't like tacos?
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Postby Summerset Plains » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:30 am

Who doesnt like a good fuck?
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