Let's talk about carrots.

[Sebastianbourg]

Please spoiler the images; I am a true man and true men are disturbed by the site of anything that isn't meat.

True men enjoy vitamin deficiencies and heart disease.

True men are immune to all that shit.

PS Please excuse me for misspelling sight.

[Greater Weselton]

I generally don't like carrots. I think they taste bad. I know snowmen often have a carrot on their nose and that reindeer like carrots.

[Rhodisia]

I generally don't like carrots. I think they taste bad. I know snowmen often have a carrot on their nose and that reindeer like carrots.

Carrots au gratin with turnips and potatoes are stupid-easy to make and taste awesome.

[Degenerate Heart of HetRio]

Mashed carrots are a yummy alternative to mashed potatoes.

I'd rather have the mashed potatoes.

Potatoes are definitely the best food, you can literally eat it all by itself and it would not be tasteless.

[Sebastianbourg]

I was just telling him to spoiler the images but I hope you got the vaguely-funny joke.

Is it related to the PowerPuff Girls?

No, it's related to the manosphere forums talking about being alpha and shit like that.

[Chungking]

This is by far the best thread on NSG.

Carrots are so awesome they have their own class of organic compounds named after them: carotenes and caroteonoids. Oh, and these suckers kill cancer.*

Carrots are flipping badass.



*unless you smoke

[Degenerate Heart of HetRio]

I generally don't like carrots. I think they taste bad. I know snowmen often have a carrot on their nose and that reindeer like carrots.

Carrots au gratin with turnips and potatoes are stupid-easy to make and taste awesome.

Both of my parents hate turnips, and I feel like it's genetic, so I never really bothered tasting them.

I mildly enjoy radish, though.

[Rhodisia]

This is by far the best thread on NSG.

Carrots are so awesome they have their own class of organic compounds named after them: carotenes and caroteonoids. Oh, and these suckers kill cancer.

Carrots are flipping badass.

I know, right? Carrots are Incredible Hulks when it comes to nutrition.

[Degenerate Heart of HetRio]

No, it's related to the manosphere forums talking about being alpha and shit like that.

Yeah, machos with a sense of superiority are the only kind of "harmless" people whose company literally make me want to punch stuff, I don't find them funny, just revolting.

[Sebastianbourg]

No, it's related to the manosphere forums talking about being alpha and shit like that.

Yeah, machos with a sense of superiority are the only kind of "harmless" people whose company literally make me want to punch stuff, I don't find them funny, just revolting.

Some of them are perfectly sane human beings but other like Roosh V are fucking insane.

[Degenerate Heart of HetRio]

I think they taste bad.

They taste like paper when boiled all by themselves.

You really need to add fatty stuff with a hint of umami and a starch.

With me it's butter + rice, or mayonnaise + eggs + potatoes.

[Sebastianbourg]

I think they taste bad.

They taste like paper when boiled all by themselves.

You really need to add fatty stuff with a hint of umami and a starch.

With me it's butter + rice, or mayonnaise + eggs + potatoes.

I absolutely hate mayonnaise!

[Nazi Flower Power]

I'd rather have the mashed potatoes.

Potatoes are definitely the best food, you can literally eat it all by itself and it would not be tasteless.

They need some seasoning if you are just eating potatoes without any meat or other veggies. They are really versatile, though. You can cook them a lot of different ways and they almost always come out good.

[Degenerate Heart of HetRio]

I absolutely hate mayonnaise!

I dislike mustard, or rather the "mustard" that they industrially sell in Brazil.

[Rhodisia]

I absolutely hate mayonnaise!

Use baconnaise instead or something.

[Oceans Haven]

....da fuq? xD

btw lightly seasoned steamed carrots are epic. i hate them raw tho. even with ranch. but best of all is carrot cake...seriously why isnt carrot cake the center if attention on this thread?

[Chungking]

They taste like paper when boiled all by themselves.

You really need to add fatty stuff with a hint of umami and a starch.

With me it's butter + rice, or mayonnaise + eggs + potatoes.

I absolutely hate mayonnaise!

Try Japanese Mayonnaise. It's much lighter.

[Sebastianbourg]

I absolutely hate mayonnaise!

Use baconnaise instead or something.

I prefer full English breakfast because of my alpha-ness.

[Degenerate Heart of HetRio]

Potatoes are definitely the best food, you can literally eat it all by itself and it would not be tasteless.

They need some seasoning if you are just eating potatoes without any meat or other veggies. They are really versatile, though. You can cook them a lot of different ways and they almost always come out good.

Is it seasoning if you put them in the oven with olive oil, rough marine salt, rosemary and maybe thyme?

I don't really need to eat fried potatoes with any dressing, though.

[Rhodisia]

....da fuq? xD

btw lightly seasoned steamed carrots are epic. i hate them raw tho. even with ranch. but best of all is carrot cake...seriously why isnt carrot cake the center if attention on this thread?

OMFG I LOVE CARROT CAKE

YEAH, LOOK AT HOW SUCCULENT AND MOIST THAT SHIT IS

[Chungking]

Is it seasoning if you put them in the oven with olive oil, rough marine salt, rosemary and maybe thyme?

Yes.

[Degenerate Heart of HetRio]

....da fuq? xD

btw lightly seasoned steamed carrots are epic. i hate them raw tho. even with ranch. but best of all is carrot cake...seriously why isnt carrot cake the center if attention on this thread?

Raw carrot salad is ridiculous and tastes like paper.

Raw carrot juice is supreme.

[Trevor Phillip Enterprises]

I generally don't like carrots. I think they taste bad. I know snowmen often have a carrot on their nose and that reindeer like carrots.

[Chungking]

....da fuq? xD

btw lightly seasoned steamed carrots are epic. i hate them raw tho. even with ranch. but best of all is carrot cake...seriously why isnt carrot cake the center if attention on this thread?

OMFG I LOVE CARROT CAKE

YEAH, LOOK AT HOW SUCCULENT AND MOIST THAT SHIT IS

OH MY GOD MY MOUTH IS WATERING....

[Sebastianbourg]

I absolutely hate mayonnaise!

Try Japanese Mayonnaise. It's much lighter.

I might do so but I abhor mayonnaise because of its taste not because of how it feels.