Would have to find somewhere near where I live. It'd be a while before I get solid confirmation of where I'll be living, unfortunately.
Then there goes clothes and laser money, probably. Laser needs to get done. I can't deal with shaving. A friend said he knew someone who worked selling those in home lasers and could get me one, but they don't work well for the face, at least not a beard, since the hairs are thicker. No harm trying though, if it works.