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Postby Finland SSR » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:00 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:I'm just glad that an alien race hasn't seen this and decided to cluster-nuke the planet out of existence.

Maybe they did, it's just that the nukes take time to arrive.
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Postby The Rich Port » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:05 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:I'm just glad that an alien race hasn't seen this and decided to cluster-nuke the planet out of existence.


Or, worse, they want to commend us for making such a treat.

When they land and to give the chef a prize, we shoot them all.
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Postby DnalweN acilbupeR » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:05 am

Horrible, simply horrible. Food is the kind of stuff that does not get better as the price increases beyond a certain point.
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Postby SolasDagr » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:23 am

I see caviar ... yuck. I'd eat it if it was given to me and I was very hungry but otherwise pass. The bacon on it sure does look good though.
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Postby The Rich Port » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:24 am

I think it would've been easier if the chef rounded up a few homeless people and anally raped them.
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Postby Sociobiology » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:24 am

truffles, caviar, and bacon thats got to taste like shit, might as well put a ball of lard in your mouth.
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Postby Scepez » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:30 am

Who the fuck puts Truffles and Caviar on a burger?
I mean, I was Donald Trump and decided to mock people for a day I guess I would buy it, but since that ain't happening, Its a waste of practically everything.
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Postby SolasDagr » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:41 am

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Gun Manufacturers wrote:Seriously, a $1,770 burger? It sounds like a kludge, a mash-up of high end ingredients thrown together just to say they could. I can't imagine that it tastes very good, with all those rich ingredients in there competing for supremacy. I bet Gordon Ramsay would tell them they're trying too hard. And this is from an American diner-style restaurant called Honky Tonk. I don't believe these people understand what a REAL American style diner is.

I don't think Rolex understands what a REAL watch is either, but that's not the point of a Rolex. It's a status symbol meant to tell other people you're rich and can afford these things, not to tell time. This burger isn't meant to feed you, it's meant to show other people that you can throw out the money to do so.



Yep , status symbols. I don't understand the mentality and perhaps it's because I'm not wealthy but I seriously doubt that I would flaunt my money. I don't think I'd even want people to know I was wealthy. I'd probably buy some really nice quality things but used and at a fraction of retail price. Ugh, retail.
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Postby Rupudska » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:48 am

This is heresy. Burgers are not supposed to look pretentious.
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Postby Gauthier » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:51 am

Honky Tonk partnered with Groupon to create the Glamburger in celebration of the coupon site selling its five millionth food and drink voucher. One person will be able to try the burger for free.


So it's a milestone publicity stunt and a lucky bastard gets to eat it for free.
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Postby Des-Bal » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:52 am

Des-Bal wrote:It's a novelty. They created it to say they did.


Seriously. This isn't a thing that people are expected to eat regularly or even periodically regardless of how much money they have. They may as well have called it the "put us in the news" burger.
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Postby The Rich Port » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:56 am

Gauthier wrote:
Honky Tonk partnered with Groupon to create the Glamburger in celebration of the coupon site selling its five millionth food and drink voucher. One person will be able to try the burger for free.


So it's a milestone publicity stunt and a lucky bastard gets to eat it for free.


I don't think he'll think he's lucky after he bites into it...
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Postby Benuty » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:58 am

Looks like a gold wrapped aborted fetus.
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Postby Gauthier » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:01 am

The Rich Port wrote:
Gauthier wrote:
So it's a milestone publicity stunt and a lucky bastard gets to eat it for free.


I don't think he'll think he's lucky after he bites into it...


I don't see how eating soft gold leaf will give you problems unless you happen to be a Cyberman.
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Postby The Rich Port » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:06 am

Gauthier wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
I don't think he'll think he's lucky after he bites into it...


I don't see how eating soft gold leaf will give you problems unless you happen to be a Cyberman.


My restrictions on eating metal aside, it probably tastes like ass.

Too many strong flavors being mixed together will do that to a dish.
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:09 am

Gauthier wrote:
Honky Tonk partnered with Groupon to create the Glamburger in celebration of the coupon site selling its five millionth food and drink voucher. One person will be able to try the burger for free.


So it's a milestone publicity stunt and a lucky bastard gets to eat it for free.

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Postby CTALNH » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:11 am

Is that gold on the burger?
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Postby T Roosevelt » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:16 am

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Postby CTALNH » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:19 am

T Roosevelt wrote:Let freedom ring.

More like let bullshit fly.
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Postby Risottia » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:20 am

CTALNH wrote:Is that gold on the burger?

I wouldn't be excessively surprised.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_dec ... r_and_gold

In the '70s, risotto alla milanese decorated with a thin leaf of gold on it was the dernier cri among one of most pretentious chefs back then, Gualtiero Marchesi (who since then has become much better and less pretentious, luckily). And yes, you were supposed to actually eat the gold.

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Postby Kelinfort » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:21 am

Does it taste good?

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Postby CTALNH » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:21 am

Risottia wrote:
CTALNH wrote:Is that gold on the burger?

I wouldn't be excessively surprised.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_dec ... r_and_gold

In the '70s, risotto alla milanese decorated with a thin leaf of gold on it was the dernier cri among one of most pretentious chefs back then, Gualtiero Marchesi (who since then has become much better and less pretentious, luckily). And yes, you were supposed to actually eat the gold.

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And I am all why is this a thing?
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Postby Risottia » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:21 am

Scepez wrote:Who the fuck puts Truffles and Caviar on a burger?


Puttin truffles and caviar together is A! BAD! IDEA! already. Why waste them?
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Postby Risottia » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:23 am

CTALNH wrote:And I am all why is this a thing?

'70s in Italy. Economic crisis. Showing that you weren't being affected.

More of a political-economical statement than gourmandise.
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Postby CTALNH » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:24 am

Risottia wrote:
CTALNH wrote:And I am all why is this a thing?

'70s in Italy. Economic crisis. Showing that you weren't being affected.

More of a political-economical statement than gourmandise.

So more of hey bitches look at my swag and my golden burger suck it down lmao?
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