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Max Barry - book signings? O.o

Postby Rifty » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:02 am

This is going to be one of the...creepiest things I post....

Being the Australian that I am - I think it's great that the creator is as well. This also provides something of a possibility. I have both lexicon and Jenifer Government as hard copy...and well...book signings. Does Mr Barry do these ever...?

I did google it...and Facebook...and twitter....just couldn't find it. Just think it would be great to meet the man one day...even if it's for 20 seconds while he scribbles on the cover of one of his books.

Now if this isn't in the right place...tow it elsewhere...if it is I think I deserve a gold star :lol:
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:06 am

Max Barry does not really exist.
He/Him

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Postby Ashmoria » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:07 am

his books are crowdsourced out of forum7 posts.
whatever

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:07 am

Ifreann wrote:Max Barry does not really exist.

Shut up..

I uh.. im sure he does.. sometimes.. somewhere. He does exist.
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:08 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Max Barry does not really exist.

Shut up..

It's time the people learned the truth!
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Postby Rifty » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:08 am

Ifreann wrote:Max Barry does not really exist.

But he does...DON'T LIE ABOUR MAX Q.Q
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:09 am

Ifreann wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Shut up..

It's time the people learned the truth!
Its not Truth! Its lies! Lies and Slander against the one true god! our dear and beloved emperor Max Barry!


He does exist
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Postby Herrebrugh » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:11 am

I have Jennifer Government in Dutch.

Max says second hand doesn't count, but I'm going right ahead and ignore that.
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Postby Pope Joan » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:22 am

I would consult this site:

"The Fragrance Shed By A Violet-Book Signing"

http://www.linwilder.com/event/shelbys-books/
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Postby Jetan » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:08 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Ifreann wrote:It's time the people learned the truth!
Its not Truth! Its lies! Lies and Slander against the one true god! our dear and beloved emperor Max Barry!


He does exist

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Postby New switz empire » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:11 am

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:12 am

Jetan wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Its not Truth! Its lies! Lies and Slander against the one true god! our dear and beloved emperor Max Barry!


He does exist

By the Grand Poobah, you are obviously a heretic! Violet is the one true god! While exalted, the glorious leader of Maxtopia is still a mere mortal with snark and vision!

Heresy! Violet is a mere pretender! she cannot match the true and lawful power of our Emperor!

Glorious may he be for all eternity!
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Postby Greater Weselton » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:45 pm

I think Luna Amore is his nation. I suppose you can contact him to personally autograph your books.
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Postby NERVUN » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:51 pm

Max actually DOES DO book signings.

In fact, I'm told a group of Mods managed to ambush him at one in the US.

Usually he does them when a new book of his is being released and he announces it on his blog.
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Postby Lavan Tiri » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:54 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Jetan wrote:By the Grand Poobah, you are obviously a heretic! Violet is the one true god! While exalted, the glorious leader of Maxtopia is still a mere mortal with snark and vision!

Heresy! Violet is a mere pretender! she cannot match the true and lawful power of our Emperor!

Glorious may he be for all eternity!


False, Sirrah! [violet] is the Archangel of Death, Lady of the Ban-Hammer! Lord MAX is the omnipotent digi-creator!

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Postby Greed and Death » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:56 pm

Most authors will autograph a book if you ship it to them with a check that covers return postage. Though you generally do this through the publisher, as most authors are concerned about stalkers. Apparently Max was stalked by someone here, that was almost made a Mod.

So definitely expect to be routed through Max's Publisher.
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Postby NERVUN » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:01 pm

Lavan Tiri wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Heresy! Violet is a mere pretender! she cannot match the true and lawful power of our Emperor!

Glorious may he be for all eternity!


False, Sirrah! [violet] is the Archangel of Death, Lady of the Ban-Hammer! Lord MAX is the omnipotent digi-creator!

I think you've confused Reppy with [violet].

Reppy likes using the ban hammer and sword of DEAT for stabbity, stabbities, with a happy, joyful face, gratuitous bouncing, and lots of blood.

[violet]... doesn't do that.

[violet] is an admin. You never see her coming. Thus [violet] is far, far scarier than Reppy.
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Postby Rifty » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:07 pm

NERVUN wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:
False, Sirrah! [violet] is the Archangel of Death, Lady of the Ban-Hammer! Lord MAX is the omnipotent digi-creator!

I think you've confused Reppy with [violet].

Reppy likes using the ban hammer and sword of DEAT for stabbity, stabbities, with a happy, joyful face, gratuitous bouncing, and lots of blood.

[violet]... doesn't do that.

[violet] is an admin. You never see her coming. Thus [violet] is far, far scarier than Reppy.

Well can you make [violet] come and tell me when he is doing his next book signing.
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Postby Pimps Inc » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:11 pm

Lavan Tiri wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Heresy! Violet is a mere pretender! she cannot match the true and lawful power of our Emperor!

Glorious may he be for all eternity!


False, Sirrah! [violet] is the Archangel of Death, Lady of the Ban-Hammer! Lord MAX is the omnipotent digi-creator!

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Postby Lavan Tiri » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:12 pm

NERVUN wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:
False, Sirrah! [violet] is the Archangel of Death, Lady of the Ban-Hammer! Lord MAX is the omnipotent digi-creator!

I think you've confused Reppy with [violet].

Reppy likes using the ban hammer and sword of DEAT for stabbity, stabbities, with a happy, joyful face, gratuitous bouncing, and lots of blood.

[violet]... doesn't do that.

[violet] is an admin. You never see her coming. Thus [violet] is far, far scarier than Reppy.


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Postby Greater Weselton » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:18 pm

Pimps Inc wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:
False, Sirrah! [violet] is the Archangel of Death, Lady of the Ban-Hammer! Lord MAX is the omnipotent digi-creator!

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Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:56 pm

Basically, watch Max's Twitter or FB pages- he usually announces any public appearances via those, and that's your best bet for a signing. Alternatively, wait for his next book to come out and hope his publisher sends him on a promo tour. (Usually applies mostly to those of us in the US and/or Europe. :P )

And to second what Nerv has already said- [violet] is far, far, far, faaaaaaaaaaaar more terrifying than I could ever HOPE to achieve! :p I can only aspire to one day being that scary!
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Greater Weselton wrote:
Pimps Inc wrote:
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That is Godwin's Law to the extreme.

But this is a fictional organization.Although I guess the Illuminati are too.....and Area 51 doesn't exist....and.
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No way.

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Postby Herrebrugh » Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:26 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:Basically, watch Max's Twitter or FB pages- he usually announces any public appearances via those, and that's your best bet for a signing. Alternatively, wait for his next book to come out and hope his publisher sends him on a promo tour. (Usually applies mostly to those of us in the US and/or Europe. :P )

And to second what Nerv has already said- [violet] is far, far, far, faaaaaaaaaaaar more terrifying than I could ever HOPE to achieve! :p I can only aspire to one day being that scary!


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Postby Vicious Debaters » Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:40 pm

Max what? Who?

Oh, the guy who made this website. I dunno.

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