The balkens wrote:United Marxist Nations wrote:Yeah, but "New Russia Theater" actually sounds like the name of a theater.
Hold on.
New Russia Theater Presents: Recruits
"Ok men, we are going to advance all the way to Warsaw for what those Fascists did to our suddenly named NovaRussia!! Trust me, its not a name we came up with on the spot. YOU! WHERE ARE YOU FROM!?" "Kursk!" "What?....And you?" "Stalingrad!" "uh...You?" "Moscow!" "Oh shit...." "St Petersberg!" "Please for the love of god, let you be actually from here!" "Uh....Syria. ISIS really likes what you're doing with the shooting down the airline thing." "FUCK THAT WAS NOT ON PURPOSE!!!"
Brilliance!
Now, what about that protest that got bombed?