TET: Strangely entrancing near the trees

[Ionian Knights]

my conservative side of my family is over, and they're having drinks with my parents.

Proceed to talk about orgasms.

It's going to be a long night.

So get drunk with them, old people are hilarious when they're drunk. All the good stories come out.

I don't drink

[Persica Prime]

Holy catastrophic misquote....



And better the Pacific Northwest than either! (There we go.)

Yeah! I was like.. whaaa?

Every once in a while I demonstrate to our alien overwatchers that humanity isn't quite ready for admission into the space federation.

[The Sanguinian Islands]

my conservative side of my family is over, and they're having drinks with my parents.

Proceed to talk about orgasms.

It's going to be a long night.

So get drunk with them, old people are hilarious when they're drunk. All the good stories come out.

My grandpa Yaakov gets drunk and the party just starts

he is like 87

[Kiruri]

Yeah! I was like.. whaaa?

Every once in a while I demonstrate to our alien overwatchers that humanity isn't quite ready for admission into the space federation.

Heheh
If it makes you feel better, I was reading your post here

[Blazedtown]

So get drunk with them, old people are hilarious when they're drunk. All the good stories come out.

My grandpa Yaakov gets drunk and the party just starts

he is like 87

Jesus.

You ever watch Reefer Madness, that shit's hilarious.

[The Sanguinian Islands]

My grandpa Yaakov gets drunk and the party just starts

he is like 87

Jesus.

You ever watch Reefer Madness, that shit's hilarious.

reefer kills breh

[Blazedtown]

Jesus.

You ever watch Reefer Madness, that shit's hilarious.

reefer kills breh

Only my motivation.

[Persica Prime]

Jesus.

You ever watch Reefer Madness, that shit's hilarious.

reefer kills breh

Не суди́те и да не суди́мы бу́дете.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

My dad is a giant dick. A massive horrible shithead.

I have busted my ass at some of the worst jobs possible. I have been injured on the job three times trying to please him. I have gone without food for a week to please him. I offered to take over rent so that he wouldn't have to pay it, all I asked was that a good friend use the other bedroom. He said no and WAS EXCITED that I am going to go broke getting an apartment. I bought cable, for him, because he wanted television for the 3 days a month he's here.

And tonight, I asked him where he was, after I got home from a 12 hour shift 100% on my feet. He told me he was getting my brother and would be here for the weekend. He said he was playing darts. I said, jokingly, "lol you want to teach me?"

His reply was "No I don't."

He also fucking said "I don't know if I'm getting your brother, he was bad at school and visiting with me is a reward." That's your fucking CHILD. You're his FATHER not a goddamn reward!

[Benuty]

So, apparently the Raelians have been going around the neighborhood proselytizing to people.
Lol.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%ABlism

[Blazedtown]

Stop butchering the Rolling Stones cockbags.

[The Sanguinian Islands]

reefer kills breh

Only my motivation.

hah

smells like hella kush in my room, cause my friend invited like 5 arab guys with hookahs, I just ran around febreezing the place

reefer kills breh

Не суди́те и да не суди́мы бу́дете.

Я судьи, присяжных, палача и свой ​​конец

[Persica Prime]

My dad is a giant dick. A massive horrible shithead.

I have busted my ass at some of the worst jobs possible. I have been injured on the job three times trying to please him. I have gone without food for a week to please him. I offered to take over rent so that he wouldn't have to pay it, all I asked was that a good friend use the other bedroom. He said no and WAS EXCITED that I am going to go broke getting an apartment. I bought cable, for him, because he wanted television for the 3 days a month he's here.

And tonight, I asked him where he was, after I got home from a 12 hour shift 100% on my feet. He told me he was getting my brother and would be here for the weekend. He said he was playing darts. I said, jokingly, "lol you want to teach me?"

His reply was "No I don't."

He also fucking said "I don't know if I'm getting your brother, he was bad at school and visiting with me is a reward." That's your fucking CHILD. You're his FATHER not a goddamn reward!

Dang. I'm sorry your dad is like that. You seem to have transcended his dubious example, though.

[Persica Prime]

Я судьи, присяжных, палача и свой ​​конец

Uh oh.

[The Sanguinian Islands]

Я судьи, присяжных, палача и свой ​​конец

Uh oh.

Are you a russian?

[Persica Prime]

Uh oh.

Are you a russian?

No, but my dad is, and I like languages. Я немного говорю по-русски.

[The Sanguinian Islands]

Are you a russian?

No, but my dad is, and I like languages. Я немного говорю по-русски.

гопников чванство представляют Смоленск капот

[Persica Prime]

No, but my dad is, and I like languages. Я немного говорю по-русски.

гопников чванство представляют Смоленск капот

Somewhere in Georgia for my dad's side, I think.

[Yoite]

I needed to share.

[The Sanguinian Islands]

гопников чванство представляют Смоленск капот

Somewhere in Georgia for my dad's side, I think.

cool

(Image)

I needed to share.

dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~

[Auremena]

(Image)

I needed to share.

Kitties.
Do want.
Unfortunately my life is too unstable right now; I'd have to settle down to get a cat.

[Persica Prime]

Somewhere in Georgia for my dad's side, I think.

cool

While there are some decent Russian delis in and around Portland, no one makes borscht like baba did.

[The Sanguinian Islands]

cool

While there are some decent Russian delis in and around Portland, no one makes borscht like baba did.

I like knishes

warm potato knishes

[Yoite]

(Image)

I needed to share.

Kitties.
Do want.
Unfortunately my life is too unstable right now; I'd have to settle down to get a cat.

I've got a stray I feed, but she's too friendly to have been born on the streets so I think she's an abandoned house cat. She's so sweet. She kinda lives under our bench, we made her a little bed and put it in a crate.

[Yoite]

While there are some decent Russian delis in and around Portland, no one makes borscht like baba did.

I like knishes

warm potato knishes

I just read your sig, ever been to roleplayerguild.com? More specialized, even if it is being rebuilt at the moment.