Teen charged for shooting dinosaur...wait what?

[The Serbian Empire]

He does what his teacher asked of him. He didn't harm a SINGLE living creature and he gets punished? Absurdity to the nth degree. Try sacking the idiot teacher who thinks this is remotely appropriate.

It's harder to fire a teacher here than it is to fire a grocery bagger in France.

Indeed, it is. I've had a teacher violate my civil rights and all she got was five days of paid leave.

[Farnhamia]

Well he didn't write about shooting a fictional dinosaur. He wrote about killing a dinosaur and wrote about buying a gun to take care of business.

Equally likely that he could've wanted to go hunting.

The teachers have had it drilled into them that anything that looks suspicious is to be reported. Would you want to try explaining to the news media that you thought the kid who shot up his school just wanted to go hunting?

[The Serbian Empire]

Equally likely that he could've wanted to go hunting.

The teachers have had it drilled into them that anything that looks suspicious is to be reported. Would you want to try explaining to the news media that you thought the kid who shot up his school just wanted to go hunting?

The media's fucking vicious and no educator wants them on their doorstep.

[Boston and Surrounding Provinces]

It's harder to fire a teacher here than it is to fire a grocery bagger in France.

Indeed, it is. I've had a teacher violate my civil rights and all she got was five days of paid leave.

Actually, our teacher showed us a rated R movie (12 Years a Slave) and she got her a** fired.

[Ifreann]

Well he didn't write about shooting a fictional dinosaur. He wrote about killing a dinosaur and wrote about buying a gun to take care of business.

Equally likely that he could've wanted to go hunting.

Given that he's 16 I dare say it would be illegal for him to buy a gun for any reason.

[Boston and Surrounding Provinces]

Equally likely that he could've wanted to go hunting.

Given that he's 16 I dare say it would be illegal for him to buy a gun for any reason.

I was thinking that at first as well...
Maybe he gave his parents the money to buy the gun?

[Eaglleia]

Clearly, there needs to be a dinosaur rights act to properly define the acceptable treatment of dinosaurs.

[Boston and Surrounding Provinces]

Clearly, there needs to be a dinosaur rights act to properly define the acceptable treatment of dinosaurs.

I can just imagine one stoned f**ker on Capitol Hill advocating for this.

[Farnhamia]

Given that he's 16 I dare say it would be illegal for him to buy a gun for any reason.

I was thinking that at first as well...
Maybe he gave his parents the money to buy the gun?

There is no gun.

[Wisconsin9]

Hey, is it just me or does it seem like most of these things where a student gets in trouble for something to do with guns mostly happen in southern states?

[Sdaeriji]

Given that he's 16 I dare say it would be illegal for him to buy a gun for any reason.

I was thinking that at first as well...
Maybe he gave his parents the money to buy the gun?

Or he bought one illegally in order to commit a crime.

[Ifreann]

Given that he's 16 I dare say it would be illegal for him to buy a gun for any reason.

I was thinking that at first as well...
Maybe he gave his parents the money to buy the gun?

Probably also illegal, in the same way that it is illegal to buy alcohol or cigarettes for minors. Not that it matters. If the school and thus the police think he has a gun at school then it doesn't matter why, they're going to search him and his stuff for it.

[Boston and Surrounding Provinces]

I was thinking that at first as well...
Maybe he gave his parents the money to buy the gun?

Probably also illegal, in the same way that it is illegal to buy alcohol or cigarettes for minors. Not that it matters. If the school and thus the police think he has a gun at school then it doesn't matter why, they're going to search him and his stuff for it.

By that I meant his parents still technically "own" the firearm, while he "borrows" it from his parents.

[Ifreann]

Probably also illegal, in the same way that it is illegal to buy alcohol or cigarettes for minors. Not that it matters. If the school and thus the police think he has a gun at school then it doesn't matter why, they're going to search him and his stuff for it.

By that I meant his parents still technically "own" the firearm, while he "borrows" it from his parents.

Not that it matters. If the school and thus the police think he has a gun at school then it doesn't matter why, they're going to search him and his stuff for it.

[Farnhamia]

Probably also illegal, in the same way that it is illegal to buy alcohol or cigarettes for minors. Not that it matters. If the school and thus the police think he has a gun at school then it doesn't matter why, they're going to search him and his stuff for it.

By that I meant his parents still technically "own" the firearm, while he "borrows" it from his parents.

There is no gun.

[Cornia]

To be fair, if some kid threatened to kill my pet dinosaur I'd want them arrested.

[Indira]

Indeed, it is. I've had a teacher violate my civil rights and all she got was five days of paid leave.

Actually, our teacher showed us a rated R movie (12 Years a Slave) and she got her a** fired.

Teacher massively overreacts to an assignment that she gave? No problem. Shows you a film? FIRE HER! Sounds perfectly reasonable

[Rephesus]

What a fucking waste of time.

[Farnhamia]

What a fucking waste of time.

The Gun-Free Schools Act of 1994 requires schools to expel students who bring weapons to school if they want to keep their federal funding. The schools, in their zeal to meet this requirement, enacted these zero-tolerance rules. It's easy to blame the teachers but they're just doing their jobs. Blame the school boards, the administration, Joe Biden and Bill Clinton.

[Gaiserin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_39JmygT3w

[Rephesus]

What a fucking waste of time.

The Gun-Free Schools Act of 1994 requires schools to expel students who bring weapons to school if they want to keep their federal funding. The schools, in their zeal to meet this requirement, enacted these zero-tolerance rules. It's easy to blame the teachers but they're just doing their jobs. Blame the school boards, the administration, Joe Biden and Bill Clinton.

Where did I say I blamed the teachers?

I said it was a waste of time. It was a joke, there wasn't a gun, there wasn't a dinosaur. The kids teacher should've atleast called the kids mom first.

[Nasall]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_39JmygT3w

those kids must have been the cops that arrested him, the dinosaur in the video plead as a witness

[Blakullar]

Quote this if the teacher gave you cancer bovine spongiform encephalopathy

FTFY.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

By that I meant his parents still technically "own" the firearm, while he "borrows" it from his parents.

Not that it matters. If the school and thus the police think he has a gun at school then it doesn't matter why, they're going to search him and his stuff for it.

So this was not because of him writing a story but because he was suspected of being in the possession of a firearm at school?

[Digital Planets]

This is as funny as the time a teacher came to school the first day drunk and gave a lap dance to a 10-year old.