Look on, ye mortals, and despair - it's another TET.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Having drought and water rationing or something else?

No the water supplier for our town and the neighboring city is having technical issues.

Ah, ok. I thought it was water rationing due to drought. That's what they do here.

What sort of technical issues, if you know?

[Kiruri]

Yeah but I'm a better tennis player than you, so there!

That means nothing. I'll be out of range of any tennis ball you can hit before you can say "pistachio"

Then I'll say "pis" while I shoot tennis balls going 90 mph at you

[Lordieth]

Yes, what's hard to understand?

´
Don't worry. There's an Abondance of secrets I won't tell.

Sounds salacious.

[Kiruri]

Then maybe I should help.

Can you run 40 Miles per hour? I think not. Ostrich runners are superior to human runners.

Ha! Tennis balls go faster that that I win !

[Kannap]

If they are mowing the grass, it is probably at a time people should not be sleeping. Nobody I know mows the grass at 10:00PM or 3:00AM..

Perhaps it's Nana's sleep schedule that's the problem.... Hmmmmm......

Was I not hinting at that or was I too subtle?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

If they are mowing the grass, it is probably at a time people should not be sleeping. Nobody I know mows the grass at 10:00PM or 3:00AM..

Perhaps it's Nana's sleep schedule that's the problem.... Hmmmmm......

It is, but there's the detail that they mowed already this week. Same two neighbors, same two lawns. Honestly, how fast can grass grow from Wednesday of this week to today?

[Kannap]

That means nothing. I'll be out of range of any tennis ball you can hit before you can say "pistachio"

Then I'll say "pis" while I shoot tennis balls going 90 mph at you

Ha.. Ha ha ha.. Good luck peasant.

[Ordenburg]

No the water supplier for our town and the neighboring city is having technical issues.

Ah, ok. I thought it was water rationing due to drought. That's what they do here.

What sort of technical issues, if you know?

They just can't pump water at the right pressure and volume, the problem is at the main station at the reservoir. Eh, it should only take a week to fix.

[Kiruri]

Perhaps it's Nana's sleep schedule that's the problem.... Hmmmmm......

Was I not hinting at that or was I too subtle?

Both

[Kannap]

Can you run 40 Miles per hour? I think not. Ostrich runners are superior to human runners.

Ha! Tennis balls go faster that that I win !

Gravity also pulls tennis balls towards the ground, so while I am still running forwards, the tennis ball is dropping altitude, meaning that I can manage to avoid being hit by the tennis ball.

[Revanchism]

Yeah but I'm a better tennis player than you, so there!

That means nothing. I'll be out of range of any tennis ball you can hit before you can say "pistachio"

They could always train a cheetah, you know.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Ah, ok. I thought it was water rationing due to drought. That's what they do here.

What sort of technical issues, if you know?

They just can't pump water at the right pressure and volume, the problem is at the main station at the reservoir. Eh, it should only take a week to fix.

So it's not a long term problem. Good.

[Kannap]

Perhaps it's Nana's sleep schedule that's the problem.... Hmmmmm......

It is, but there's the detail that they mowed already this week. Same two neighbors, same two lawns. Honestly, how fast can grass grow from Wednesday of this week to today?

Maybe their grass is accelerated in its growth habits. Ever thought of that, Nana?

[Ordenburg]

Then maybe I should help.

Can you run 40 Miles per hour? I think not. Ostrich runners are superior to human runners.

Time to break out the robotic legs.

[Bralia]

Oh, indeed. A secret that occurred in a public chat thread...

Safely hidden in the Archives by now, never to see the light of day again.

Challenge accepted and accomplished.

[Kiruri]

Ha! Tennis balls go faster that that I win !

Gravity also pulls tennis balls towards the ground, so while I am still running forwards, the tennis ball is dropping altitude, meaning that I can manage to avoid being hit by the tennis ball.

My tennis balls defy gravity...

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It is, but there's the detail that they mowed already this week. Same two neighbors, same two lawns. Honestly, how fast can grass grow from Wednesday of this week to today?

Maybe their grass is accelerated in its growth habits. Ever thought of that, Nana?

Grass on steroids? Nah, I have a case of anal neighbors.

[Hurdegaryp]

Safely hidden in the Archives by now, never to see the light of day again.

Challenge accepted and accomplished.

You vile and malevolent creature! You have doomed us all!

[Kiruri]

It is, but there's the detail that they mowed already this week. Same two neighbors, same two lawns. Honestly, how fast can grass grow from Wednesday of this week to today?

Maybe their grass is accelerated in its growth habits. Ever thought of that, Nana?

Perhaps they didn't finish cutting all the grass?

[Kannap]

That means nothing. I'll be out of range of any tennis ball you can hit before you can say "pistachio"

They could always train a cheetah, you know.

"the amazing speed of the ostrich is helpful in outrunning predators, but the ostrich can also use its powerful legs to kick like a kangaroo. In fact, its kick is strong enough to kill a lion. Ostriches can also defend themselves with a 4-inch claw on each foot."

If I can kill a lion with my beautiful legs, then a cheetah should be easy.

[Gallade]

´
Don't worry. There's an Abondance of secrets I won't tell.

Sounds salacious.

Shoo. Go on, scat.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Maybe their grass is accelerated in its growth habits. Ever thought of that, Nana?

Perhaps they didn't finish cutting all the grass?

With the size of their lawns, doubt they didn't finish.

[Kannap]

Can you run 40 Miles per hour? I think not. Ostrich runners are superior to human runners.

Time to break out the robotic legs.

And watch them explode after the first half mile? I've always wanted to see fireworks at ground level!

[Revanchism]

Can you run 40 Miles per hour? I think not. Ostrich runners are superior to human runners.

Time to break out the robotic legs.

Jarl Technoburg Bloodborg
*Nods*

[Kiruri]

Perhaps they didn't finish cutting all the grass?

With the size of their lawns, doubt they didn't finish.

In which case I officially confirm your case of Anal Neighbors. I'll prescribe this here ointment and in a month or two you'll be good as new :3