Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock TET

[Dumb Ideologies]

Uuu. Uuuu. Uuuuuu.

A PERVERT! Eek!

It's not perverted if everyone's okay with it!

I-i-idiot! What sort of crazy things are you saying all of a sudden?!

[Hladgos]

Ew? I've never had someone complain like THAT before!

Yay! It worked!

What? My pantlessness trick? Oh hey, it did! Woot!

[Hladgos]

It's not perverted if everyone's okay with it!

I-i-idiot! What sort of crazy things are you saying all of a sudden?!

Only crazy things that you think are crazy, but to me, it's love. Now git over here flufferwumpom!

[Dumb Ideologies]

I-i-idiot! What sort of crazy things are you saying all of a sudden?!

Only crazy things that you think are crazy, but to me, it's love. Now git over here flufferwumpom!

*Pepper spray to the eyes*

Police! Police! Somebody help!

[Hladgos]

Only crazy things that you think are crazy, but to me, it's love. Now git over here flufferwumpom!

*Pepper spray to the eyes*

Police! Police! Somebody help!

Mmm, delicious! *licks eyeballs clean*
More to join our party? Sorry, no skin permitted!

[Auremena]

I haven't done any skydiving and I never will! Especially not now.

Not only am I terrified of heights, but I also have heart issues now. I might skydive if I wanted to die.

I'm terrified of heights, but I'd skydive in a jiffy if I had a chance. I love crazy prolonged rushes of intensity like that. But I won't get you skydivinglessons for your birthday this year then.

Could you gift me flying lessons?
I don't need the lessons as much as I need the qualifications if I want to fly anything
Although I am having issues with this FS A319...
It's having trouble cruising at a decent speed at altitude. N1 is only 85 percent but throttle is full. Something be wrong.

[Hladgos]

I'm terrified of heights, but I'd skydive in a jiffy if I had a chance. I love crazy prolonged rushes of intensity like that. But I won't get you skydivinglessons for your birthday this year then.

Could you gift me flying lessons?
I don't need the lessons as much as I need the qualifications if I want to fly anything
Although I am having issues with this FS A319...
It's having trouble cruising at a decent speed at altitude. N1 is only 85 percent but throttle is full. Something be wrong.

Sounds like a problem with the plane and not your qualifications Aure.

If I could fly anything, it'd have to be an F-22. That kind of power just is insane

[Dumb Ideologies]

I'm terrified of heights, but I'd skydive in a jiffy if I had a chance. I love crazy prolonged rushes of intensity like that. But I won't get you skydivinglessons for your birthday this year then.

Could you gift me flying lessons?
I don't need the lessons as much as I need the qualifications if I want to fly anything
Although I am having issues with this FS A319...
It's having trouble cruising at a decent speed at altitude. N1 is only 85 percent but throttle is full. Something be wrong.

I've had two test flights of Malaysian planes recently so I'm probably qualified to teach.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Holy dicks
i did not realize it
but apparently I have been wandering around with almost $300 in my car. Just. Chillin' or whatever.

[Hladgos]

Holy dicks
i did not realize it
but apparently I have been wandering around with almost $300 in my car. Just. Chillin' or whatever.

You wander in your car?

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Holy dicks
i did not realize it
but apparently I have been wandering around with almost $300 in my car. Just. Chillin' or whatever.

You wander in your car?

you know what I mean

[Hladgos]

You wander in your car?

you know what I mean

Do you know what lump of smartless flesh you speak to? It's a miracle I can even WALK!

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

you know what I mean

Do you know what lump of smartless flesh you speak to? It's a miracle I can even WALK!

I BELIEVE IN YOU HLAD YOU ARE A STRONG WOMAN AND I KNOW YOU CAN READ.

[Hladgos]

Looks like it's about time to pass out from lack of awake-juice. Nighty night all!

[Auremena]

Could you gift me flying lessons?
I don't need the lessons as much as I need the qualifications if I want to fly anything
Although I am having issues with this FS A319...
It's having trouble cruising at a decent speed at altitude. N1 is only 85 percent but throttle is full. Something be wrong.

Sounds like a problem with the plane and not your qualifications Aure.

If I could fly anything, it'd have to be an F-22. That kind of power just is insane

Hmm. F22 has two afterburning engines at 35000lbs thrust each. My favourite aircraft has 2 engines rated at 115000lbs thrust. Granted much larger aircraft

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Sounds like a problem with the plane and not your qualifications Aure.

If I could fly anything, it'd have to be an F-22. That kind of power just is insane

Hmm. F22 has two afterburning engines at 35000lbs thrust each. My favourite aircraft has 2 engines rated at 115000lbs thrust. Granted much larger aircraft

I know guys who would kill me to go on a date with that kind of aircraft professionalism. So please, keep a low profile, I want to live.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Sounds like a problem with the plane and not your qualifications Aure.

If I could fly anything, it'd have to be an F-22. That kind of power just is insane

Hmm. F22 has two afterburning engines at 35000lbs thrust each. My favourite aircraft has 2 engines rated at 115000lbs thrust. Granted much larger aircraft

Hmm...interesting.

[Auremena]

Hmm. F22 has two afterburning engines at 35000lbs thrust each. My favourite aircraft has 2 engines rated at 115000lbs thrust. Granted much larger aircraft

I know guys who would kill me to go on a date with that kind of aircraft professionalism. So please, keep a low profile, I want to live.

Wait, you're saying guys out there find my aviation facts attractive?
Set me up. Maybe all my useless facts in my brain will become of some use after all.

[Costa Fierro]

Wait, you're saying guys out there find my aviation facts attractive?

Aviation nerds probably. And engineers. All the cabin crew are probably gay anyway or womanizers.

[Auremena]

Wait, you're saying guys out there find my aviation facts attractive?

Aviation nerds probably. And engineers. All the cabin crew are probably gay anyway or womanizers.

Cabin crew tend not to know shit about their aircraft besides the general seating layouts and emergency features.
Still, I'd sign up to work as one because it's probably not as shit a job as I have now, if only I was 21. Shit laws in the US say you have to be 21 to consume or serve alcohol. Even on a regional flight where there often aren't even drinks aboard you still have to be 21.
But only 18 for a pilot.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Aviation nerds probably. And engineers. All the cabin crew are probably gay anyway or womanizers.

Cabin crew tend not to know shit about their aircraft besides the general seating layouts and emergency features.
Still, I'd sign up to work as one because it's probably not as shit a job as I have now, if only I was 21. Shit laws in the US say you have to be 21 to consume or serve alcohol. Even on a regional flight where there often aren't even drinks aboard you still have to be 21.
But only 18 for a pilot.

Guys who are into aviation will blow their shit when you say a line like 'full throttle, but n1 at 85%'. Seeing the normal demographic of people who say things like that, it is quite the unexpected turn. A three-hour conversation would follow. Believe me when I say that certain people would be out to get you.

Also, 21 is a shit age to become legally adult. Other countries have proven that age could be much lower. Also, the whole idea that you become an adult overnight is outrageously false.

[Costa Fierro]

Cabin crew tend not to know shit about their aircraft besides the general seating layouts and emergency features.

I know. I have a friend who works as cabin crew on Air New Zealand.

Still, I'd sign up to work as one because it's probably not as shit a job as I have now, if only I was 21. Shit laws in the US say you have to be 21 to consume or serve alcohol. Even on a regional flight where there often aren't even drinks aboard you still have to be 21.
But only 18 for a pilot.

Well, that's the retardation of US federal law for you. In liberal hippy free land, it's 18 to do both (or maybe 16 for pilots. I dunno).

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Cabin crew tend not to know shit about their aircraft besides the general seating layouts and emergency features.

I know. I have a friend who works as cabin crew on Air New Zealand.

Still, I'd sign up to work as one because it's probably not as shit a job as I have now, if only I was 21. Shit laws in the US say you have to be 21 to consume or serve alcohol. Even on a regional flight where there often aren't even drinks aboard you still have to be 21.
But only 18 for a pilot.

Well, that's the retardation of US federal law for you. In liberal hippy free land, it's 18 to do both (or maybe 16 for pilots. I dunno).

Same here, in liberal hippie free land under the sea. I have 17-year olds flying around all over the place. Two of my friends, at least.

[Totally Not Leningrad Union]

Good morning everyone.

[Auremena]

Cabin crew tend not to know shit about their aircraft besides the general seating layouts and emergency features.
Still, I'd sign up to work as one because it's probably not as shit a job as I have now, if only I was 21. Shit laws in the US say you have to be 21 to consume or serve alcohol. Even on a regional flight where there often aren't even drinks aboard you still have to be 21.
But only 18 for a pilot.

Guys who are into aviation will blow their shit when you say a line like 'full throttle, but n1 at 85%'. Seeing the normal demographic of people who say things like that, it is quite the unexpected turn. A three-hour conversation would follow. Believe me when I say that certain people would be out to get you.

Also, 21 is a shit age to become legally adult. Other countries have proven that age could be much lower. Also, the whole idea that you become an adult overnight is outrageously false.

I'm up for the challenge. Please say one of those you know is hot, and you can hook me up with him.

I know. I'm trying to make the adult choice of getting a not shit job that is in a field I like so I can save up for surgery/degree, but am prevented from doing so by age restrictions.

Cabin crew tend not to know shit about their aircraft besides the general seating layouts and emergency features.

I know. I have a friend who works as cabin crew on Air New Zealand.

Still, I'd sign up to work as one because it's probably not as shit a job as I have now, if only I was 21. Shit laws in the US say you have to be 21 to consume or serve alcohol. Even on a regional flight where there often aren't even drinks aboard you still have to be 21.
But only 18 for a pilot.

Well, that's the retardation of US federal law for you. In liberal hippy free land, it's 18 to do both (or maybe 16 for pilots. I dunno).

Pretty cool. I'd assume a lot of short range flights or trans-Tasman for them, so probably either the A320 or 737-300, would I be right?
I once dumbfounded a flight attendant last time I flew a Delta MD-90 telling her two of the planes were actually built in China. Of course Delta has 65 of them (with two stored) which is the majority of them built, let alone the majority still in service. N964DN and N965DN are the ones built in China. I've been on the MD-90 only thrice with Delta, once before they got the aircraft from China (used from China Southern) in 2012, so my chances have been low to actually get on one of them.
I don't fly nearly enough for my liking.

Well the shit thing is I'm stuck here for a while longer, because I can't move until I get enough money, and surgery is priority #1 (don't want anywhere I'd immigrate to to question my status as female) so I'm pretty fucked.