Christian Discussion Thread IV

[Distruzio]

Humility is a virtue. Not a vice.

Your god should learn some then.

Is allowing Himself to be murdered not humble enough for you? Is going to Hell not humble enough for you?

[The Flood]

Yes.

Was the water cold and fresh (i.e., not warm salt water)?

Yes.

[Sun Wukong]

Your god should learn some then.

Is allowing Himself to be murdered not humble enough for you? Is going to Hell not humble enough for you?

Doing it quietly is. Making a big fuss over it, and rubbing it in everyone's face, is the behavior of a prima donna.

[Distruzio]

Is allowing Himself to be murdered not humble enough for you? Is going to Hell not humble enough for you?

Doing it quietly is. Making a big fuss over it, and rubbing it in everyone's face, is the behavior of a prima donna.

To be fair, He didn't make the fuss. We did.

[Sun Wukong]

Doing it quietly is. Making a big fuss over it, and rubbing it in everyone's face, is the behavior of a prima donna.

To be fair, He didn't make the fuss. We did.

"Do you think I cannot call on my Father, and he will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of angels?"

Yeah, total drama queen.

[Distruzio]

To be fair, He didn't make the fuss. We did.

"Do you think I cannot call on my Father, and he will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of angels?"

Yeah, total drama queen.

Confirmation bias is confirmation bias.

[Sun Wukong]

"Do you think I cannot call on my Father, and he will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of angels?"

Yeah, total drama queen.

Confirmation bias is confirmation bias.

Naw, you're just not seeing the obvious.

He made a huge production of it. There as a party, several speeches, a dramatic accusation, witty banter, and, of course, the big reveal at the end. As well as, apparently, a brief zombie uprising. This is showmanship.

Especially since what he's actually doing isn't all that impressive. I mean, so he died. Great. Hardly a unique achievement. He died in a very unpleasant way, that's not all that unusual either really. And he went to Hell. Depending on who you talk to this might not be all that uncommon as well, but regardless would probably be more impressive if hadn't just left after three days, back to being Lord of All Creation. This isn't some huge sacrifice for him. Frankly what Madoka did was more impressive.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

Confirmation bias is confirmation bias.

Naw, you're just not seeing the obvious.

He made a huge production of it. There as a party, several speeches, a dramatic accusation, witty banter, and, of course, the big reveal at the end. As well as, apparently, a brief zombie uprising. This is showmanship.

Especially since what he's actually doing isn't all that impressive. I mean, so he died. Great. Hardly a unique achievement. He died in a very unpleasant way, that's not all that unusual either really. And he went to Hell. Depending on who you talk to this might not be all that uncommon as well, but regardless would probably be more impressive if hadn't just left after three days, back to being Lord of All Creation. This isn't some huge sacrifice for him. Frankly what Madoka did was more impressive.

To kneel is the province of men, not of God. Mother fucker created the universe, he is entitled to boast.

[Sun Wukong]

Naw, you're just not seeing the obvious.

He made a huge production of it. There as a party, several speeches, a dramatic accusation, witty banter, and, of course, the big reveal at the end. As well as, apparently, a brief zombie uprising. This is showmanship.

Especially since what he's actually doing isn't all that impressive. I mean, so he died. Great. Hardly a unique achievement. He died in a very unpleasant way, that's not all that unusual either really. And he went to Hell. Depending on who you talk to this might not be all that uncommon as well, but regardless would probably be more impressive if hadn't just left after three days, back to being Lord of All Creation. This isn't some huge sacrifice for him. Frankly what Madoka did was more impressive.

To kneel is the province of men, not of God. Mother fucker created the universe, he is entitled to boast.

And this has what to do with Jesus being a Diva? If anything you're just confirming what I said.

But no. A perfect god does not create life just to kneel to him. You're thinking of Ming the Merciless.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

To kneel is the province of men, not of God. Mother fucker created the universe, he is entitled to boast.

And this has what to do with Jesus being a Diva? If anything you're just confirming what I said.

But no. A perfect god does not create life just to kneel to him. You're thinking of Ming the Merciless.

Your opinion of perfect is utterly worthless

[Tarsonis Survivors]

Oh God, I'm getting the urge to RP again, NaNoWriMo must be close.

[Bohemia Minor]

Confirmation bias is confirmation bias.

Naw, you're just not seeing the obvious.

He made a huge production of it. There as a party, several speeches, a dramatic accusation, witty banter, and, of course, the big reveal at the end. As well as, apparently, a brief zombie uprising. This is showmanship.

Especially since what he's actually doing isn't all that impressive. I mean, so he died. Great. Hardly a unique achievement. He died in a very unpleasant way, that's not all that unusual either really. And he went to Hell. Depending on who you talk to this might not be all that uncommon as well, but regardless would probably be more impressive if hadn't just left after three days, back to being Lord of All Creation. This isn't some huge sacrifice for him. Frankly what Madoka did was more impressive.

I started the God thread.
This guy above me is just being boss at being better than me.

[Bari]

Was the water cold and fresh (i.e., not warm salt water)?

Yes.

Was there ablution of the water by physical contact through either infusion (i.e., pouring it on your head) or immersion (i.e., dunking you into the water)?

[Tarsonis Survivors]

Naw, you're just not seeing the obvious.

He made a huge production of it. There as a party, several speeches, a dramatic accusation, witty banter, and, of course, the big reveal at the end. As well as, apparently, a brief zombie uprising. This is showmanship.

Especially since what he's actually doing isn't all that impressive. I mean, so he died. Great. Hardly a unique achievement. He died in a very unpleasant way, that's not all that unusual either really. And he went to Hell. Depending on who you talk to this might not be all that uncommon as well, but regardless would probably be more impressive if hadn't just left after three days, back to being Lord of All Creation. This isn't some huge sacrifice for him. Frankly what Madoka did was more impressive.

I started the God thread.
This guy above me is just being boss at being better than me.

Huh?

[Tarsonis Survivors]

Yes.

Was there ablution of the water by physical contact through either infusion (i.e., pouring it on your head) or immersion (i.e., dunking you into the water)?

I was baptized in the ocean, it was pretty cool actually.

[Menassa]

Was there ablution of the water by physical contact through either infusion (i.e., pouring it on your head) or immersion (i.e., dunking you into the water)?

I was baptized in the ocean, it was pretty cool actually.

Went down to the river Jordan...

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Was there ablution of the water by physical contact through either infusion (i.e., pouring it on your head) or immersion (i.e., dunking you into the water)?

I was baptized in the ocean, it was pretty cool actually.

Which one of the oceans were you baptized at?

[Coscoba]

Everyone's talking about baptism, so I got a question:

Is it a bad thing to be unbaptized at my age? I'm 25.

No. Not "bad". It'd simply be better if you were. Then again, if you're not religious then I wouldn't worry about it.

Or just a Christian belonging to a demonination that doesn't think of baptism as a necessary passport to Heaven.

[Menassa]

No. Not "bad". It'd simply be better if you were. Then again, if you're not religious then I wouldn't worry about it.

Or just a Christian belonging to a demonination that doesn't think of baptism as a necessary passport to Heaven.

Mark would disagree with that Christian.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

I was baptized in the ocean, it was pretty cool actually.

Which one of the oceans were you baptized at?

Atlantic, coast of Florida.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

Telling an Atheist they need to be baptizes is like telling someone they have to leave milk and cookies out for Santa. Just doesn't compute. Everyone knows Santa wants whiskey.

[Cyrisnia]

Telling an Atheist they need to be baptizes is like telling someone they have to leave milk and cookies out for Santa. Just doesn't compute. Everyone knows Santa wants whiskey.

Every time Santa gets stopped for a DUI he gives the cops what they want for Christmas.
Hookers.
Usually hookers.

[Coscoba]

Or just a Christian belonging to a demonination that doesn't think of baptism as a necessary passport to Heaven.

Mark would disagree with that Christian.

Highly speculative interpretation.

[Menassa]

Mark would disagree with that Christian.

Highly speculative interpretation.

Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.

How so?

[The Union of the West]

Mark would disagree with that Christian.

Highly speculative interpretation.

"Jesus answered, "Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God."

"He who believes and is baptized shall be saved"

"Repent and and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins"

"Arise and be baptized, and wash away your sins, calling on the name of the Lord"

Shall I go on?