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Postby Divair2 » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:53 pm

Rio de Fuego wrote:
The Victorian Empire wrote:God is alive and he sends Jesus' love to all of you, whether you want it or not.


God is a mailman?

No, he's a male prostitute. Jesus' love is an innuendo.
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Postby The Victorian Empire » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:54 pm

Rio de Fuego wrote:
The Victorian Empire wrote:God is alive and he sends Jesus' love to all of you, whether you want it or not.


God is a mailman?


And better than the US Postal Service.

Frisivisia wrote:
The Victorian Empire wrote:God is alive and he sends Jesus' love to all of you, whether you want it or not.

God is gay.


Oh please, everybody knows God is Asexual.
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Postby ContinentX » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:54 pm

Inventio wrote:
ContinentX wrote:GOD IS ALIVE!!! AND SO IS JESUS CHRIST!!!

Making your point in large letters will not help and will make people not take you seriously. Providing reasoned arguments and reliable sources will get you a lot further on General than large red letter will.

In the statement itself: proof?


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Postby Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:54 pm

ContinentX wrote:GOD EXISTS!!! AND SO DOES JESUS CHRIST!!!

Post No.4 just as ground-breaking and innovative as the 3rd.
What a time to be alive.

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Postby Galnius » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:54 pm

Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms wrote:
The Victorian Empire wrote:God is alive and he sends Jesus' love to all of you, whether you want it or not.

That's quite possibly illegal.
Does anyone here know whether or not I can take Jesus to court?

Sorry, you cannot. His government doesn't do things with money. they don't believe in it.
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Postby Frisivisia » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:54 pm

Divair2 wrote:
Rio de Fuego wrote:
God is a mailman?

No, he's a male prostitute. Jesus' love is an innuendo.

Jesus' love is in YOUR endo!
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Postby Baader-Meinhof Gruppe » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:54 pm

Frisivisia wrote:
The Victorian Empire wrote:God is alive and he sends Jesus' love to all of you, whether you want it or not.

God is gay.


Hey there Dylan Klebold...
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Postby Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:55 pm

ContinentX wrote:
Inventio wrote:Making your point in large letters will not help and will make people not take you seriously. Providing reasoned arguments and reliable sources will get you a lot further on General than large red letter will.

In the statement itself: proof?


As a Catholic and a Christian, I must stand up for myself and my people!!!

And clearly shitposting was the best method to see your goal through?
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Postby Imperial Northern States » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:55 pm

ContinentX wrote:
Inventio wrote:Making your point in large letters will not help and will make people not take you seriously. Providing reasoned arguments and reliable sources will get you a lot further on General than large red letter will.

In the statement itself: proof?


As a Catholic and a Christian, I must stand up for myself and my people!!!


Then bring a well constructed argument instead of mindless whining.
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Postby Rio de Fuego » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:55 pm

Galnius wrote:
Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms wrote:That's quite possibly illegal.
Does anyone here know whether or not I can take Jesus to court?

Sorry, you cannot. His government doesn't do things with money. they don't believe in it.


You could you would just need to hire Prosecutes, Greek god of lawyers
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Postby Galnius » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:55 pm

ContinentX wrote:
Inventio wrote:Making your point in large letters will not help and will make people not take you seriously. Providing reasoned arguments and reliable sources will get you a lot further on General than large red letter will.

In the statement itself: proof?


As a Catholic and a Christian, I must stand up for myself and my people!!!

I am a Christian as well, bold lettering does nothing for you.
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Postby Frisivisia » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:55 pm

The Victorian Empire wrote:
Rio de Fuego wrote:
God is a mailman?


And better than the US Postal Service.

Frisivisia wrote:God is gay.


Oh please, everybody knows God is Asexual.

I can't prove objectively that anyone besides myself and God exist. God is everlasting love. God is everything, including sex. Because God is male, the only possible conclusion is that God is gay.
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Postby The Victorian Empire » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:55 pm

Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms wrote:
The Victorian Empire wrote:God is alive and he sends Jesus' love to all of you, whether you want it or not.

That's quite possibly illegal.
Does anyone here know whether or not I can take Jesus to court?


You'll have to wait until the Second Coming. Even then he'll still love you.

Divair2 wrote:
Rio de Fuego wrote:
God is a mailman?

No, he's a male prostitute. Jesus' love is an innuendo.


Nah.
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Postby Sibirsky » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:55 pm

Galnius wrote:
Sibirsky wrote:Anyway, to get back to topic...

How can anyone claim god is dead? You either believe, in which case god is not able to die, or you do not believe in which case there is no god to die.

Oh my, yet another intelligent debater here. Can this thread be saved?

Okay, well, I have no debate against this, but I guess I have a party now.

Perhaps you should familiarize yourself with the forum rules.
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Postby Sun Wukong » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:56 pm

God is not dead.

The Buddha saved his sorry ass.
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Postby Divair2 » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:56 pm

Frisivisia wrote:
Divair2 wrote:No, he's a male prostitute. Jesus' love is an innuendo.

Jesus' love is in YOUR endo!

Rape! Rape!

Frisivisia wrote:
The Victorian Empire wrote:
And better than the US Postal Service.



Oh please, everybody knows God is Asexual.

I can't prove objectively that anyone besides myself and God exist. God is everlasting love. God is everything, including sex. Because God is male, the only possible conclusion is that God is gay.

Bisexual.
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Postby Frisivisia » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:56 pm

Baader-Meinhof Gruppe wrote:
Frisivisia wrote:God is gay.


Hey there Dylan Klebold...

Kurt Cobain and various others said it first.
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Postby Galnius » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:56 pm

Rio de Fuego wrote:
Galnius wrote:Sorry, you cannot. His government doesn't do things with money. they don't believe in it.


You could you would just need to hire Prosecutes, Greek god of lawyers

Ah, well, that may help. Sadly, I don't think that the Greeks sued like we do know.
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Postby Sun Wukong » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:56 pm

Divair2 wrote:
Rio de Fuego wrote:
God is a mailman?

No, he's a male prostitute. Jesus' love is an innuendo.

That does explain that "fisher of men" passage.
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:56 pm

Sun Wukong wrote:God is not dead.

The Buddha saved his sorry ass.

I want to see that movie.
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Postby Rio de Fuego » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:57 pm

Divair2 wrote:
Frisivisia wrote:Jesus' love is in YOUR endo!

Rape! Rape!

Frisivisia wrote:I can't prove objectively that anyone besides myself and God exist. God is everlasting love. God is everything, including sex. Because God is male, the only possible conclusion is that God is gay.

Bisexual.


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Postby Frisivisia » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:57 pm

Divair2 wrote:
Frisivisia wrote:Jesus' love is in YOUR endo!

Rape! Rape!

Frisivisia wrote:I can't prove objectively that anyone besides myself and God exist. God is everlasting love. God is everything, including sex. Because God is male, the only possible conclusion is that God is gay.

Bisexual.

God only loves me because I'm the only person who exists. Because I am male and God is male, God is gay.
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Postby Inventio » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:57 pm

ContinentX wrote:
Inventio wrote:Making your point in large letters will not help and will make people not take you seriously. Providing reasoned arguments and reliable sources will get you a lot further on General than large red letter will.

In the statement itself: proof?


As a Catholic and a Christian, I must stand up for myself and my people!!!

I certainly understand how you feel, and I can see this is a passionate subject for you. However, it would be wise to debate the other posters instead of posting your beliefs in large letters. It might be a wise idea to begin debating on a subject that is a little less passionate for you, although it's completely your choice.
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Postby Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:57 pm

Frisivisia wrote:
The Victorian Empire wrote:
And better than the US Postal Service.



Oh please, everybody knows God is Asexual.

I can't prove objectively that anyone besides myself and God exist. God is everlasting love. God is everything, including sex. Because God is male, the only possible conclusion is that God is gay.

If God is everything, then God is also the dead hobo in my basement.
And in that case, God is dead.

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Postby The Victorian Empire » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:57 pm

Frisivisia wrote:
The Victorian Empire wrote:
And better than the US Postal Service.



Oh please, everybody knows God is Asexual.

I can't prove objectively that anyone besides myself and God exist. God is everlasting love. God is everything, including sex. Because God is male, the only possible conclusion is that God is gay.


God isn't everything, he created everything. He doesn't have an orientation. His love is familial love rather than romantic or sexual love. He loves you like a father should, as we are his children.
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