Nationes Pii Redivivi wrote:Glasgia wrote:
Yeah, but it can be pretty dangerous. One second you're scrubbing your groin, next second you're an eunuch.
And still he can't cut be arsed his mullet?
As for England, I propose that England be divided into Northumbria, Mercia, Essex, East Anglia, Kent, Sussex, and Wessex, with borders defined according to the consensus following the defeat of Offa of Mercia.
This might be better:
Yorkshire and the Humber