2016 NFL Offseason

[Mesrane]

Girl slaps, flicks, pokes, kisses, what have you, Irvin was numero uno.

The whole thing is fucking stupid. Why on earth would you try to hit someone in the head when they're wearing a massive helmet?

Welcome to the NFL. Stupidity is the catchphrase every year.

[Farnhamia]

These days, just being a Jets coach is reason enough.

Ohhhhhn it's not that bad,.... ok. It is. (Cries)

There, there ... I think Joe Namath's games are available on DVD.

[Cannot think of a name]

Man, if you all were into endurance sports cars we could have had a party all day and night last week during the 24 Hours of Daytona...but noooooo...

[Farnhamia]

The whole thing is fucking stupid. Why on earth would you try to hit someone in the head when they're wearing a massive helmet?

Welcome to the NFL. Stupidity is the catchphrase every year.

'Roid rage?

[The Nihilistic view]

WOOOOOOHHHOOOOOO GO PATRIOTS!

[Spoder]

Nascar is a shit.

"LOOK MOM, I'M TURNING LEFT"

[Mesrane]

Welcome to the NFL. Stupidity is the catchphrase every year.

'Roid rage?

#DezBryant

[Spoder]

WOOOOOOHHHOOOOOO GO PATRIOTS!

Yea no

[Fartsniffage]

Man, if you all were into endurance sports cars we could have had a party all day and night last week during the 24 Hours of Daytona...but noooooo...

I'll hit you up for the next Ashes. 8+ hours a day for 5 days.

[Mizrad]

The whole thing is fucking stupid. Why on earth would you try to hit someone in the head when they're wearing a massive helmet?

Welcome to the NFL. Stupidity is the catchphrase every year.

I can see the new Superbowl ads already.

"Get yourself some stupid, the official adjective and proud sponsor of the NFL."

EDIT: Forgot the quotation mark. The stupid has already infected me.

[Cannot think of a name]

Nascar is a shit.

"LOOK MOM, I'M TURNING LEFT"

Good thing I said 'endurance sports cars' and not "NASCAR" then?

[Mesrane]

Welcome to the NFL. Stupidity is the catchphrase every year.

I can see the new Superbowl ads already.

"Get yourself some stupid, the official adjective and proud sponsor of the NFL.

"I say, I say, I got some prime immature stupidity right here, going five dollars, going ten . . ."

[Spoder]

Nascar is a shit.

"LOOK MOM, I'M TURNING LEFT"

Good thing I said 'endurance sports cars' and not "NASCAR" then?

They do FIA endurance at Daytona?

[Bythyrona]

Nascar is a shit.

"LOOK MOM, I'M TURNING LEFT"

Good thing I said 'endurance sports cars' and not "NASCAR" then?

24H on the 'Ring >>> all

[Ethel mermania]

Ohhhhhn it's not that bad,.... ok. It is. (Cries)

There, there ... I think Joe Namath's games are available on DVD.

H
honestly I am a giant fan, but I did see Joe willie practice when the jets did their preseason at hosftra.

[Cannot think of a name]

Man, if you all were into endurance sports cars we could have had a party all day and night last week during the 24 Hours of Daytona...but noooooo...

I'll hit you up for the next Ashes. 8+ hours a day for 5 days.

As long as it doesn't conflict with the World Rally Championship over the same amount of time?

[Bythyrona]

I can see the new Superbowl ads already.

"Get yourself some stupid, the official adjective and proud sponsor of the NFL.

"I say, I say, I got some prime immature stupidity right here, going five dollars, going ten . . ."

...even I don't think bandwagon Pats fans are that worthless.

[Mesrane]

Welcome to the NFL. Stupidity is the catchphrase every year.

I can see the new Superbowl ads already.

"Get yourself some stupid, the official adjective and proud sponsor of the NFL."

EDIT: Forgot the quotation mark. The stupid has already infected me.

It burns me too, sometimes. Watching richly narrated WW2 documentaries helps a lot.

[Outer Sparta]

To the Seahawks: Why not give the ball to Marshawn (Beast Mode) Lynch at the half-yard line on 2nd down? Lynch could've used his power and toughness like he usually does and plow though the Patriots defenders. I'm baffled and shocked at you Seattle! Why did you pass it in the first place? But all else aside, I'm glad Tom Brady snatched No. 4.

[Fartsniffage]

I'll hit you up for the next Ashes. 8+ hours a day for 5 days.

As long as it doesn't conflict with the World Rally Championship over the same amount of time?

It's okay, if it does there are 5 matches in each series. 25 days of cricket in total.

[Farnhamia]

To the Seahawks: Why not give the ball to Marshawn (Beast Mode) Lynch at the half-yard line on 2nd down? Lynch could've used his power and toughness like he usually does and plow though the Patriots defenders. I'm baffled and shocked at you Seattle! Why did you pass it in the first place? But all else aside, I'm glad Tom Brady snatched No. 4.

Why? Because ... viewtopic.php?f=20&t=329366

[Cannot think of a name]

Good thing I said 'endurance sports cars' and not "NASCAR" then?

They do FIA endurance at Daytona?

IMSA. For like...the last 50 some years.

Good thing I said 'endurance sports cars' and not "NASCAR" then?

24H on the 'Ring >>> all

It is pretty epic.

[Corrian]

To the Seahawks: Why not give the ball to Marshawn (Beast Mode) Lynch at the half-yard line on 2nd down? Lynch could've used his power and toughness like he usually does and plow though the Patriots defenders. I'm baffled and shocked at you Seattle! Why did you pass it in the first place? But all else aside, I'm glad Tom Brady snatched No. 4.

Seriously, Seattle would have SO won in the last 40 seconds if they did that. They so had it.

[Senkaku]

Damnit guys! We were THAT close! Why, Russell, why would you not hand it off to Marshawn or something?!

Ah well. The world will continue to spin, I suppose. Probably.

[Eastern Equestria]

To the Seahawks: Why not give the ball to Marshawn (Beast Mode) Lynch at the half-yard line on 2nd down? Lynch could've used his power and toughness like he usually does and plow though the Patriots defenders. I'm baffled and shocked at you Seattle! Why did you pass it in the first place?

This is the question people will be asking for months and years. And there really is no good answer, not when they were on 2nd down with half a yard to go.