2016 NFL Offseason

by **Trumpostan** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:07 am

The Angry Birds win at Seahawks, that was another amazing game following the Pats win at the Meadowlands.

Also: Packers 0-3 since former Bears legend Mike Ditka wore a Packers jersey for a commercial. Da Curse

And a little update:

by **Maineiacs** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:21 am

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Maineiacs wrote:I wish I didn't.

Ouch. That bad this year?

About to fall to 5-5 because my players are inconsistent (with no better options available in a 10-team league), and I'm on the bubble for a playoff spot. Not technically bad; but "win one, lose one" is nerve-wracking. I've also had numerous injuries, many of them season-ending (Le'Veon Bell, Steve Smith, etc.)

by **Arkinesia** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:16 am

Holy hell, the Bucs won a game?! I'm so not used to this. We even won on a pretty creative playcall on the bootleg run to Winston.

by **Luminesa** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:18 am

Arkinesia wrote:Holy hell, the Bucs won a game?! I'm so not used to this. We even won on a pretty creative playcall on the bootleg run to Winston.

And you're also tied with New Orleans...I think.

*Throws table and smashes keyboard...*

...I'm good now. Yup.

by **Kannap** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:55 am

I continue to hope for the best for my beloved Panthers.

by **Luminesa** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:11 am

Kannap wrote:I continue to hope for the best for my beloved Panthers.

WE WILL SEE YOU WEEK 13!!!

by **Kannap** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:42 am

Luminesa wrote:
Kannap wrote:I continue to hope for the best for my beloved Panthers.

WE WILL SEE YOU WEEK 13!!!

Beat ya then.

by **Luminesa** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:19 am

Kannap wrote:
Luminesa wrote:
WE WILL SEE YOU WEEK 13!!!

Beat ya then.

We handed Atlanta their first loss, WE'LL HAND YOU YOURS.

If we somehow get the idea that maybe firing Rob Ryan is a good idea... >:(

by **Cymrea** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:30 am

Trumpostan wrote:The Angry Birds win at Seahawks, that was another amazing game...

Dang. Muh beloved Seachickens!

We'll be lucky to get a Wild Card berth this year, I think.

by **Luminesa** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:40 am

Cymrea wrote:
Trumpostan wrote:The Angry Birds win at Seahawks, that was another amazing game...

Dang. Muh beloved Seachickens!

We'll be lucky to get a Wild Card berth this year, I think.

Considering nobody from the NFC East is gonna get one, you guys will most-likely get something.

In other news, can we please borrow Michael Bennett for the next couple of weeks?

by **Cymrea** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:04 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Cymrea wrote:Dang. Muh beloved Seachickens!

We'll be lucky to get a Wild Card berth this year, I think.

Considering nobody from the NFC East is gonna get one, you guys will most-likely get something.

In other news, can we please borrow Michael Bennett for the next couple of weeks?

That would be sweet.

Against the Niners, I think we could spare him for you. We'll need him for the Steelers, though!

by **Banija** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:09 pm

The Lions won a road game against the Packers for the first time since 1991. 24 straight losses- the streak was ended.

Granted, we trying really hard to extend that streak to 25 games, but it turns out the Packers did not want to win either.

Now, time to go for a sweep of the Packers for the first time in who knows how long.

by **Banija** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:14 pm

Looks like that was also 1991. We've been swept by the Packers 11 times since 1991, and 9 of those have come since 2001. 7 of those were between 2000 and 2009, where we went 3-17 against the Packers.

To put it in perspective, the Lions, Packers, and Bears have been in the same division and have been playing each other twice a season every single season since the 1930s.

by **Luminesa** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:19 pm

Cymrea wrote:
Luminesa wrote:
Considering nobody from the NFC East is gonna get one, you guys will most-likely get something.

In other news, can we please borrow Michael Bennett for the next couple of weeks?

That would be sweet.

Against the Niners, I think we could spare him for you. We'll need him for the Steelers, though!

We need him for when we get off the bye. We'll give you Jairus Byrd to compensate. Deal?

by **Cymrea** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:24 pm

I don't think a safety would play well at defensive end...

by **Luminesa** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:29 pm

Cymrea wrote:I don't think a safety would play well at defensive end...

Right. My mistake. Hmmmm...you can't have Cam Jordan, he's ours...Bobby Richardson?
He's big, he'll work.

by **Outer Sparta** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 4:08 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Covered in oil tis me? Ohh! I have the best idea ever! I should go to Houston and refound the Oilers!

Gonna need some money to do dat.

Or I could coach for the Lions. Jim Caldwell fucks up the offense, as usual, despite the talent level involved. The team also has no offensive line.

by **Luminesa** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 4:12 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:
Luminesa wrote:
Gonna need some money to do dat.

Or I could coach for the Lions. Jim Caldwell fucks up the offense, as usual, despite the talent level involved. The team also has no offensive line.

And I still wanna be the Saints Defensive Coordinator!!!

by **Librica (Ancient)** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 5:32 pm

Here's my promised week 10 playoff prediction...it's a game early but tonight's game doesn't affect my decision. I'm going to keep this short, so no explanations embedded in to it like last time. Winners are underlined. Patriots win Conference against anyone other than Bengals, Arizona makes Super Bowl no matter what but lose by one score if Patriots make it.

AFC Seeds
1. Patriots
2. Bengals
3. Broncos
4. Jaguars
5. Chiefs
6. Steelers

NFC Seeds
1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Vikings
4. Redskins
5. Packers
6. Falcons
__________

Wild Card
AFC
6. Steelers @ 3. Broncos
5. Chiefs @ 4. Jaguars

NFC
6. Falcons @ 3. Vikings
5. Packers @ 4. Redskins

Divisional
AFC
5. Chiefs @ 1. Patriots
3. Broncos @ 2. Bengals

NFC
5. Packers @ 1. Panthers
3. Vikings @ 2. Cardinals

Conference
AFC
2. Bengals @ 1. Patriots

NFC
5. Packers @ 2. Cardinals

Super Bowl
Cardinals Vs. Bengals

by **Librica (Ancient)** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 5:42 pm

Note my AFC South winner in my previous post is biased. I'm pretty sure whoever wins the south will have fewer than 8 wins and will lose the first round of the playoffs. Honestly though with how bad the Colts are playing I honestly do think the Jags are a better team if they get their shit in gear.

by **Outer Sparta** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 5:43 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Or I could coach for the Lions. Jim Caldwell fucks up the offense, as usual, despite the talent level involved. The team also has no offensive line.

And I still wanna be the Saints Defensive Coordinator!!!

Let's apply for those positions immediately!

by **Luminesa** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 5:43 pm

Librica wrote:Note my AFC South winner in my previous post is biased. I'm pretty sure whoever wins the south will have fewer than 8 wins and will lose the first round of the playoffs. Honestly though with how bad the Colts are playing I honestly do think the Jags are a better team if they get their shit in gear.

Lib, I love ya. I do. But please. Let New Orleans win, when we play you. Please.
PLEASE.

by **Outer Sparta** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:04 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Librica wrote:Note my AFC South winner in my previous post is biased. I'm pretty sure whoever wins the south will have fewer than 8 wins and will lose the first round of the playoffs. Honestly though with how bad the Colts are playing I honestly do think the Jags are a better team if they get their shit in gear.

Lib, I love ya. I do. But please. Let New Orleans win, when we play you. Please.
PLEASE.

If the Jags win the division, dark matter particles decay.

by **Idzequitch** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 7:49 pm

New Orleans has fired DC Rob Ryan.

by **Outer Sparta** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 7:50 pm

Idzequitch wrote:New Orleans has fired DC Rob Ryan.

Luminesa, join the Saints as their new DC.

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