I acquiesce to whorishness only by privilege of age.

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

No, the Irish tried it thirty years ago. The women formed a monastic militant order and had to be put down at great cost. The guy who made Firefly is doing a miniseries about it. Mila Jovovich might play the villain.

Loved her in The Fifth Element, I hope Luc Besson is directing this.

Miley Cyrus will be the lead.

My God. I'm turning into Kirk Cameron. The fuck is wrong with me.

I'm just old.

Kids are sexualized because the cow hormones are making them hit puberty faster than African kids hit landmines.

Godddamit. She's normal. I'm old. I'm going whoring tomorrow.

I...waited and waited so long...for someone who never comes home...

[Revitopia]

Edit: unrelated, My ex says, "go and do what you want just wear a condom". That's a shitty thing to say.

Well.... suuure but really thats like talking about how pissed you are that you have to eat porterhouse steak when you want prime rib. Man up, put the condom on, and count your blessings (which works better than the alphabet btw)

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

Okay, honestly? Not one of you motherfuckers likes Christina Aguileria?

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

Edit: unrelated, My ex says, "go and do what you want just wear a condom". That's a shitty thing to say.

Well.... suuure but really thats like talking about how pissed you are that you have to eat porterhouse steak when you want prime rib. Man up, put the condom on, and count your blessings (which works better than the alphabet btw)

I want her to not want me to do what I'm going to go do. I used to do it and just not tell her. Then I did it and told her. Then I did it and mentioned it in front of her friends and she got pissed. So I went back to just not telling her about it.

And now that we're divorced a year, we haven't fucked in what must be like five fucking days or something, she's drinking and might be pregnant, and I'm going to go do it, and she's fine. She's letting me bum gas money.

And she's radiantly beautiful and I want her to tell me to not go.

I don't want to go.

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

Okay, honestly? Not one of you motherfuckers likes Christina Aguileria?

In Brazil mean people always joke she's Christina AguilERA (was), queen of "flop" (burajirusei-eigo for acquired irrelevance).

[Costa Fierro]

Okay, honestly? Not one of you motherfuckers likes Christina Aguileria?

That crotch-pheasant? Nyet.

[Bombadil]

Okay, honestly? Not one of you motherfuckers likes Christina Aguileria?

Britney all the way...

One of the advantages of turning 40, as I was telling my friends the other day, is that it becomes acceptable to date 18 year olds again - for anything from late 20's through your 30's dating an 18 year old is creepy, but at 40 you can get away with it - friends will just be all 'yeah, he's rediscovering his youth, male menopause or something..', women will act all disgusted but secretly they will yearn for you from behind their husbands.

Win win, except Christina ain't 18 by a long way..

[The Orson Empire]

What did I just read???

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

Okay, honestly? Not one of you motherfuckers likes Christina Aguileria?

In Brazil mean people always joke she's Christina AguilERA (was), queen of "flop" (burajirusei-eigo for acquired irrelevance).

I think she's beautiful. No matter what you say. 'Cause words can't bring her down.

And she looks like she fucks like a squirmy succubus that doesn't make me dismount to brush my teeth after I come up for air while listening to her "best of" while chowing down where everybody has gone before.

[Estado Paulista]

What did I just read???

The ugly truth.

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

In Brazil mean people always joke she's Christina AguilERA (was), queen of "flop" (burajirusei-eigo for acquired irrelevance).

I think she's beautiful. No matter what you say. 'Cause words can't bring her down.

And she looks like she fucks like a squirmy succubus that doesn't make me dismount to brush my teeth after I come up for air while listening to her "best of" while chowing down where everybody has gone before.

Oh, I barely know who she is.

I only know pop music because of AMVs.

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

Okay, honestly? Not one of you motherfuckers likes Christina Aguileria?

Britney all the way...

One of the advantages of turning 40, as I was telling my friends the other day, is that it becomes acceptable to date 18 year olds again - for anything from late 20's through your 30's dating an 18 year old is creepy, but at 40 you can get away with it - friends will just be all 'yeah, he's rediscovering his youth, male menopause or something..', women will act all disgusted but secretly they will yearn for you from behind their husbands.

Win win, except Christina ain't 18 by a long way..

Are you really trying to sell me on this shit? I got a strippers phone number a couple weeks ago. Strippers are generally pay to play and I can't launch those apps yet. Plenty of hardware, just can't afford the vendors right now.

Like 40% of nationstates at any given time, I never know what's satire. Are you really advocating I bang an 18 year old? I'll need to get in shape and verse myself in the avant garde repertoire. I'm not making the generation that did the Humpty Dance look like shit to some barely legal dubstep fan.

Fuck that.

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

I think she's beautiful. No matter what you say. 'Cause words can't bring her down.

And she looks like she fucks like a squirmy succubus that doesn't make me dismount to brush my teeth after I come up for air while listening to her "best of" while chowing down where everybody has gone before.

Oh, I barely know who she is.

I only know pop music because of AMVs.

And those are a type of audible landmine used to interdict jungle-bourne drug traffickers by driving them to suicide with speakers that pop out of the grand and play Justin Timberlake?

Say Something by Great Big World. Blank Page. Just a Fool. Her tits and neckline.

Lot of reasons to like her.

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

What did I just read???

You tell me. You read it.

Right?

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

Oh, I barely know who she is.

I only know pop music because of AMVs.

And those are a type of audible landmine used to interdict jungle-bourne drug traffickers by driving them to suicide with speakers that pop out of the grand and play Justin Timberlake?

No. These are anime music videos. They make average pop music seem great.

If I'm going to listen to music, I will prefer rock for hipsters or Björk at any given day. Pop, Japanese one is awesome. Ever heard of Maaya Sakamoto and Akino Arai? It's a whole new world, and to me they make Western pop music seem shameful.

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

And those are a type of audible landmine used to interdict jungle-bourne drug traffickers by driving them to suicide with speakers that pop out of the grand and play Justin Timberlake?

No. These are anime music videos. They make average pop music seem great.

If I'm going to listen to music, I will prefer rock for hipsters or Björk at any given day. Pop, Japanese one is awesome. Ever heard of Maaya Sakamoto and Akino Arai? It's a whole new world, and to me they make Western pop music seem shameful.

I lived in Japan for a year. Unless it's really changed, I just can't get into it.

I like slinky American trollops with smokey voices and a trillion dollars of post production between me and the fact that they are another human being.

[Immoren]

Name of the thread makes me think it could be a song by band Nile.

[Dracoria]

If you disagree with the hypersexualization of preteens, you're a prude and member of the (enter your nationality here) Taliban.

If you find nothing wrong with it, you're a slave to the modern consumerist state as it trains children to be mindless consumers like you.

[Bombadil]

Britney all the way...

One of the advantages of turning 40, as I was telling my friends the other day, is that it becomes acceptable to date 18 year olds again - for anything from late 20's through your 30's dating an 18 year old is creepy, but at 40 you can get away with it - friends will just be all 'yeah, he's rediscovering his youth, male menopause or something..', women will act all disgusted but secretly they will yearn for you from behind their husbands.

Win win, except Christina ain't 18 by a long way..

Are you really trying to sell me on this shit? I got a strippers phone number a couple weeks ago. Strippers are generally pay to play and I can't launch those apps yet. Plenty of hardware, just can't afford the vendors right now.

Like 40% of nationstates at any given time, I never know what's satire. Are you really advocating I bang an 18 year old? I'll need to get in shape and verse myself in the avant garde repertoire. I'm not making the generation that did the Humpty Dance look like shit to some barely legal dubstep fan.

Fuck that.

I have a number of such theories for fun times at dinner parties. I also recently picked up an anecdote that I think you'll enjoy.. so here you are:

Nicky Barnes, who ran the NY heroin trade in the 70's, turned to his lawyer, David Breitbart, on being acquitted for murder and said 'David, I am officially promoting you to nigga'.
The next year, on being acquitted again, Nicky Barnes turned to David and said 'David, I am now officially promoting you to black man'.
'Nicky', said David Breitbart, 'last year you promoted me to nigga, this year to a black man, what's the difference?'
'Dave', replied Nicky, 'a black man don't hang with no niggas'.

~as told in Untouchable

I'm the delight of every dinner party.

[AiliailiA]

I am old, nationstates. I have walked amidst you in a Sphinx Riddle, but I walk on three legs now and my time is almost up. I have tried to be the gadfly, and failed. I tried to be the poet, I failed. I heard Max Berry had Syrup made into a movie. The jury is still out, and ultimately, a film is like mono-testicular fascist in that it can only truly be judged by history and/or approaching Russian armored units full of Russian guys who would have no problem whatsoever with Soylent Green being people.

Aaaaanyway: This thread is about whorishness.

I was visiting a friend and I met his niece, quite young. And she has "Justin Bieber's Girlfriend sensual body lotion". That's actually what is says on the fucking bottle. She has Minajesty Nicky Minaj perfume. Her pajamas look like something out of a Nabokov screenplay done by Disney Pixar. I'm impotent from the inappropriateness of it all, which is fine because my ex has been sick and feels weird about boning me in her sister's house anyway. But the takeaway here is that these kids are just eyeball deep in whorishness.

And I want to condemn it and preach quite firmly. But I shan't. For I can't. You see, she also was playing some Christina Aguieleririaiaia music. And it's in my head.

So I've been listing to her shit on youtube all day and I really liked it. When I heard "Just A Fool feat. some redneck guy"I balled like a bipolar meth-head watching that Ewok trying to bring it's dead friend back to life life in Jedi right after getting a phone call that their little sister just got a type of leukemia that is going to be named after her when she dies from it before Vader hucks Palapatine off the side of a seemingly random chasm to have in your throne room.

So I give up. I like the whorishness.

But I'm a fucking old man. I can like whores. I can go get a whore. I often chat with whores because a lot of whores travel and they know people and if they can fucking stand you they might go again for free.

This little girl is really young for all that shit. And I think it's shitty. I think little boys aren't shown any better. Batman has nipples like John Holmes after a fresh bump and a stiff breeze.

Jesus, help us. What is happening to kids these days? What's with all the goddamn hypersexuality?

You just hang in there, the sexbots are coming. Nobody knows and nobody cares whether that big package you had delivered contains a fat whorebot, or four little balletbots. Don't let them play in the yard though.

[Conservative Conservationists]

Why are we assuming this is a modern phenomenon?

The root cause:
Bad parenting

In the past teenagers worked in coal mines
Marriages where typical at a far younger age.

Our modern social rules have become further away from biological development. Children at the same age may be rather timid now days if you consider the lack of physical government/social discipline for acting against it.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Britney all the way...

One of the advantages of turning 40, as I was telling my friends the other day, is that it becomes acceptable to date 18 year olds again - for anything from late 20's through your 30's dating an 18 year old is creepy, but at 40 you can get away with it - friends will just be all 'yeah, he's rediscovering his youth, male menopause or something..', women will act all disgusted but secretly they will yearn for you from behind their husbands.

Win win, except Christina ain't 18 by a long way..

Are you really trying to sell me on this shit? I got a strippers phone number a couple weeks ago. Strippers are generally pay to play and I can't launch those apps yet. Plenty of hardware, just can't afford the vendors right now.

Like 40% of nationstates at any given time, I never know what's satire. Are you really advocating I bang an 18 year old? I'll need to get in shape and verse myself in the avant garde repertoire. I'm not making the generation that did the Humpty Dance look like shit to some barely legal dubstep fan.

Fuck that.

I'm 40% satire!

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Why are we assuming this is a modern phenomenon?

The root cause:
Bad parenting

In the past teenagers worked in coal mines
Marriages where typical at a far younger age.

Our modern social rules have become further away from biological development. Children at the same age may be rather timid now days if you consider the lack of physical government/social discipline for acting against it.

Have you ever just, like, sat back and watched October Sky?

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Yes. It consists of urine, bull semen, dolphin blood and essence of Turkish Delight.

If you use bull blood and dolphin semen, is the color at least different?

I'd assume that's what's in "Justin Bieber's Boyfriend."

Patent pending.

[Swith Witherward]

Just how old is "old"?