I acquiesce to whorishness only by privilege of age.

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

I am old, nationstates. I have walked amidst you in a Sphinx Riddle, but I walk on three legs now and my time is almost up. I have tried to be the gadfly, and failed. I tried to be the poet, I failed. I heard Max Berry had Syrup made into a movie. The jury is still out, and ultimately, a film is like mono-testicular fascist in that it can only truly be judged by history and/or approaching Russian armored units full of Russian guys who would have no problem whatsoever with Soylent Green being people.

Aaaaanyway: This thread is about whorishness.

I was visiting a friend and I met his niece, quite young. And she has "Justin Bieber's Girlfriend sensual body lotion". That's actually what is says on the fucking bottle. She has Minajesty Nicky Minaj perfume. Her pajamas look like something out of a Nabokov screenplay done by Disney Pixar. I'm impotent from the inappropriateness of it all, which is fine because my ex has been sick and feels weird about boning me in her sister's house anyway. But the takeaway here is that these kids are just eyeball deep in whorishness.

And I want to condemn it and preach quite firmly. But I shan't. For I can't. You see, she also was playing some Christina Aguieleririaiaia music. And it's in my head.

So I've been listing to her shit on youtube all day and I really liked it. When I heard "Just A Fool feat. some redneck guy"I balled like a bipolar meth-head watching that Ewok trying to bring it's dead friend back to life life in Jedi right after getting a phone call that their little sister just got a type of leukemia that is going to be named after her when she dies from it before Vader hucks Palapatine off the side of a seemingly random chasm to have in your throne room.

So I give up. I like the whorishness.

But I'm a fucking old man. I can like whores. I can go get a whore. I often chat with whores because a lot of whores travel and they know people and if they can fucking stand you they might go again for free.

This little girl is really young for all that shit. And I think it's shitty. I think little boys aren't shown any better. Batman has nipples like John Holmes after a fresh bump and a stiff breeze.

Jesus, help us. What is happening to kids these days? What's with all the goddamn hypersexuality?

[Bombadil]

One day we shall all, all of us, wear uni-color, unisex lycra onesies and be appreciated for what we provide to society as opposed to any form of sexuality - I have seen this in Star Trek and, lo, tis the future..

..in the meantime..

[Costa Fierro]

Jesus, help us. What is happening to kids these days? What's with all the goddamn hypersexuality?

A lack of Allah. *nods*

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

One day we shall all, all of us, wear uni-color, unisex lycra onesies and be appreciated for what we provide to society as opposed to any form of sexuality - I have seen this in Star Trek and, lo, tis the future..

..in the meantime..

You jest, Eldest, but men of your firm oakeyness always stand well in the sexual contest, because you, unlike I, can transform into a tree.

But you are old. Mostso.

She is very young.

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

Jesus, help us. What is happening to kids these days? What's with all the goddamn hypersexuality?

A lack of Allah. *nods*

Maybe we should settle for Summa.

That's an Aquinas joke.

[Estado Paulista]

"Justin Bieber's Girlfriend sensual body lotion"

Wow. Is this really a thing?

[Costa Fierro]

"Justin Bieber's Girlfriend sensual body lotion"

Wow. Is this really a thing?

Yes. It consists of urine, bull semen, dolphin blood and essence of Turkish Delight.

[Norstal]

Jesus, help us. What is happening to kids these days? What's with all the goddamn hypersexuality?

If you're so old then you should know about Marquis de Sade's writings.

And that Sade came not from this generation.

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

"Justin Bieber's Girlfriend sensual body lotion"

Wow. Is this really a thing?

That what I fucking thought when I saw it. i seriously thought it was a prop from south park that you could get on COmedy Central.com or some shit. Nope. Quite real.

But it's real. GTS, Estado Paulista.

[Revitopia]

I dont know how old you are to be claiming old man status but for me I approach it. I played Zork when it first came out, I owned a Vic20... if you know what those are then you too approach old. If we are talking the same age group here you must remember we grew up in the flourishing bloom of A.I.D.S. which kept leg closed better than a between-the-knees purse. Our gen. was railed on that sex kills (and sells too, no wonder we as a whole are so f+d up). I think that the whorishness you note is actually a more natural state of Humanity that we just happened to lamely not get the benefit of.

So, got any pics of your friend's niece?

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

Are you SURE you aren't Especially DIrty Hippies?

[Norstal]

I dont know how old you are to be claiming old man status but for me I approach it. I played Zork when it first came out, I owned a Vic20... if you know what those are then you too approach old. If we are talking the same age group here you must remember we grew up in the flourishing bloom of A.I.D.S. which kept leg closed better than a between-the-knees purse. Our gen. was railed on that sex kills (and sells too, no wonder we as a whole are so f+d up). I think that the whorishness you note is actually a more natural state of Humanity that we just happened to lamely not get the benefit of.

So, got any pics of your friend's niece?

Let's not forget it was the previous generation who made Custer's Revenge.

What kind of sick bastard faps to pixels.

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

Jesus, help us. What is happening to kids these days? What's with all the goddamn hypersexuality?

If you're so old then you should know about Marquis de Sade's writings.

And that Sade came not from this generation.

Authors of his caliber can spend their last afternoon sodomizing their mistress and then dying with the skull of a church father (as ascertained by a properly trained philililloiiloogist).

Aged artists are welcome to privilege. I'm just asking that the little girls not be trained with the sensual lotion until at least some of the child trafficking on Craiglist has been resolved.

I'm terribly sorry.

I'm listeing to something about someone giving up on someone and it's quite distressing. I'm becoming emotionally invested and I'm not sure what all is happening.

[Revitopia]

Jesus, help us. What is happening to kids these days? What's with all the goddamn hypersexuality?

A lack of Allah. *nods*

Then whats with them saying " H'Allah "?

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

I dont know how old you are to be claiming old man status but for me I approach it. I played Zork when it first came out, I owned a Vic20... if you know what those are then you too approach old. If we are talking the same age group here you must remember we grew up in the flourishing bloom of A.I.D.S. which kept leg closed better than a between-the-knees purse. Our gen. was railed on that sex kills (and sells too, no wonder we as a whole are so f+d up). I think that the whorishness you note is actually a more natural state of Humanity that we just happened to lamely not get the benefit of.

So, got any pics of your friend's niece?

You're telling me that she's normal, and I'm from the prudish generation?

Goddammit...

Edit: unrelated, My ex says, "go and do what you want just wear a condom". That's a shitty thing to say.

I posted "Just a Fool" on her facebook page and I hope her friends figure out we're fucking (me and my ex).

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

Let's not forget it was the previous generation who made Custer's Revenge.

What kind of sick bastard faps to pixels.

I think they should all be made to read "Naked Came the Stranger".

No pictures, though.

[Bombadil]

Is there anything more frightening than walking down the street to be faced with a gaggle of 13 year old girls with their giggling and sassy attitude coming the other way.. their in-jokes and strange vocabulary..

..I'm beginning to think sending all females to the modern equivalent of a nunnery until they're 18 might be the solution.

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

Is there anything more frightening than walking down the street to be faced with a gaggle of 13 year old girls with their giggling and sassy attitude coming the other way.. their in-jokes and strange vocabulary..

..I'm beginning to think sending all females to the modern equivalent of a nunnery until they're 18 might be the solution.

No, the Irish tried it thirty years ago. The women formed a monastic militant order and had to be put down at great cost. The guy who made Firefly is doing a miniseries about it. Mila Jovovich might play the villain.

[Costa Fierro]

Is there anything more frightening than walking down the street to be faced with a gaggle of 13 year old girls with their giggling and sassy attitude coming the other way.. their in-jokes and strange vocabulary..

..I'm beginning to think sending all females to the modern equivalent of a nunnery until they're 18 might be the solution.

I blame Madonna.

[Revitopia]

I dont know how old you are to be claiming old man status but for me I approach it. I played Zork when it first came out, I owned a Vic20... if you know what those are then you too approach old. If we are talking the same age group here you must remember we grew up in the flourishing bloom of A.I.D.S. which kept leg closed better than a between-the-knees purse. Our gen. was railed on that sex kills (and sells too, no wonder we as a whole are so f+d up). I think that the whorishness you note is actually a more natural state of Humanity that we just happened to lamely not get the benefit of.

So, got any pics of your friend's niece?

Let's not forget it was the previous generation who made Custer's Revenge.

What kind of sick bastard faps to pixels.

Hahaha Holy Hells Belles- I remember hearing about that way back before one could do a google search so I quickly forgot about it. Having just done so all I got to say is: as a child I pumped a small fortune in quarters into so really baaaaaaaaad video games... I suppose if I was a little older and not 1/2 American Indian at the time... naw, not even then...

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

Wow. Is this really a thing?

Yes. It consists of urine, bull semen, dolphin blood and essence of Turkish Delight.

If you use bull blood and dolphin semen, is the color at least different?

[Bombadil]

Is there anything more frightening than walking down the street to be faced with a gaggle of 13 year old girls with their giggling and sassy attitude coming the other way.. their in-jokes and strange vocabulary..

..I'm beginning to think sending all females to the modern equivalent of a nunnery until they're 18 might be the solution.

No, the Irish tried it thirty years ago. The women formed a monastic militant order and had to be put down at great cost. The guy who made Firefly is doing a miniseries about it. Mila Jovovich might play the villain.

Loved her in The Fifth Element, I hope Luc Besson is directing this.

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

Yes. It consists of urine, bull semen, dolphin blood and essence of Turkish Delight.

If you use bull blood and dolphin semen, is the color at least different?

I never saw bull semen, but I imagine it very sticky and white.

Dolphin semen is very aqueous. Looks like that of a human who is in the 4th or 5th fap non-stop.

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

Is there anything more frightening than walking down the street to be faced with a gaggle of 13 year old girls with their giggling and sassy attitude coming the other way.. their in-jokes and strange vocabulary..

..I'm beginning to think sending all females to the modern equivalent of a nunnery until they're 18 might be the solution.

I blame Madonna.

So does Guy Ritchie.

Jesus, I can never watch the Professional again. Or the Raul Julia Angelica Huston Addams family.

And I...I had my heart set on you..

[Clean Shaven Cowboys]

If you use bull blood and dolphin semen, is the color at least different?

I never saw bull semen, but I imagine it very sticky and white.

Dolphin semen is very aqueous. Looks like that of a human who is in the 4th or 5th fap non-stop.

I am getting old. I haven't been on the 4th or 5th non stop straight in AT LEAST a year.