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Are you convinced?

Yes, because magnets *nods head*
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Gay marriage proven scientifically impossible

Postby Southern Patriots » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:09 pm

Nigerian student uses magnets to prove gay marriage scientifically impossible
Sep 13, 2013

Chibuihem Amalaha, a post-graduate student at the University of Lago in Nigeria, has finally discovered a way to incontrovertibly prove that gay marriage is wrong, using a variety of very scientific techniques.

For instance, magnets!

“To start with, physics is one of the most fundamentals of all the sciences and I used two bar magnets in my research. A bar magnet is a horizontal magnet that has the North Pole and the South Pole and when you bring two bar magnets and you bring the North Pole together you find that the two North Poles will not attract. They will repel, that is, they will push away themselves showing that a man should not attract a man. If you bring two South Poles together you find that the two South Poles will not attract indicating that same sex marriage should not hold. A female should not attract a female as South Pole of a magnet does not attract the South Pole of a magnet. But, when you bring a North Pole of a magnet and a South Pole of a magnet they will attract because they are not the same, indicating that a man will attract a woman because of the way nature has made a female. Even in physics when you study what is called electrostatics, you found that when you rub particles together they don’t attract each other but when you rub particle in another medium they will attract each other. For example, if you use your biro and rub it on your hair, after rubbing, try to bring small pieces of paper they will attract because one is charged while the other one is not charged. But if both of them are charged they don’t attract, which means that man cannot attract another man because they are the same, and a woman should not attract a woman because they are the same. That is how I used physics to prove gay marriage wrong.”


http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/205755/nigerian-student-uses-magnets-to-prove-gay-marriage-scientifically-impossible/

Amazing, just amazing.

I'm convinced that now that physics confirms that something non-physics related isn't possible. I look forward to Nigerian scientists debunking more social construct myths.

Who else is convinced enough to start getting magnets of their own and conducting experiments?

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Postby Rocopurr » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:10 pm

Woah. Screw gay marriage; I'm now a full blown homophobic heterosexual.
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Postby New haven america » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:11 pm

Magnet's are humans?
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Postby Austro-German Prussia » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:11 pm

I don't think this was specifically about gay marriage.
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Postby Blasveck » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:12 pm

We just had a thread about this people.....
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Postby Southern Patriots » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:12 pm

Austro-German Prussia wrote:I don't think this was specifically about gay marriage.

Shhh, just enjoy the ride.

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Postby Beta Test » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:13 pm

Nigeria is the most homophobic nation on earth. I'm not surprised by this.

But we have to realise that MAGNETS AREN'T PEOPLE!
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Postby Chedastan » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:13 pm

Ah? I'm pretty sure humans do not have the same biology of magnets. Also magnets don't even have a biology at all. It's just metal.
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Postby Southern Patriots » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:13 pm

Blasveck wrote:We just had a thread about this people.....

What do you know, you're right. My previous search somehow didn't turn up evidence that I was ninja'd.

Oh well. Tag it and bag it.

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I doth protest in the name of the Russian Imperial family!
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Postby San Leggera » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:14 pm

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Postby Kaputer » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:14 pm

Ah my Nigerian Prince or princess/promised through email lover and cash cow tells me that this is in fact true but he and I can ignore it cause I am special I just needed to send him my social security number, bank account number, and pin code.
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Postby Shaggai » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:15 pm

Blasveck wrote:We just had a thread about this people.....

OP, was permission granted to repost?
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Postby Verbal Pararhea » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:16 pm

By this argument, gravity, which has only one kind of "charge," shows that homosexuality is good. All like gravitational charges attract. Gravity is also the most important force in determining the ultimate fate of the universe. An full understanding of the quantum theory of gravity would be equivalent to a complete understanding of all of existence, since a theory of quantum gravity is necessarily a theory of everything. Gravity is really freaking important. It also has "like" attracting "like."

Only three possibilities exist:

1. Gravity shows that homosexuality is fundamental, ultimate, and incredibly important.

2. Because there only exists one type of charge, gravitation actually endorses us all becoming hermaphrodites and having herm/herm marriages.

3. Trying to infer anything about human sexual morality from terrible physics analogies is moronic.

I wonder which one is correct.
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:16 pm

C'mon, I mean the magnets obviously prove that something that is similar can't attract each other...

I got it! We shall run experiments with these magnets to prove that interracial marriage is now a must! And maybe the marriage of introverts with extroverts too while we're at it.
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Postby The North Polish Union » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:16 pm

Is this the same Nigerian scientist I gave several million dollars and all my bank and credit card information to so he could complete his groundbreaking new research and share the profits with me?

Shit... :(
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Postby Zebulor » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:16 pm

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

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Postby Death Metal » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:17 pm

So, basically, when a guy tries to put his penis in another guy's ass, the penis flies through the window?

...What the fuck, Nigerian student.
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Postby Kaputer » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:18 pm

Death Metal wrote:So, basically, when a guy tries to put his penis in another guy's ass, the penis flies through the window?

...What the fuck, Nigerian student.

Something will be flying after a few minutes if you know what I mean ;)
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Postby HappyShark » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:19 pm

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Postby Verbal Pararhea » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:19 pm

Gravitation shows us that the true mistake of nature is sexual dimorphism. We must strive to use science in order to ensure that every human being has a reproduction-functional penis and vagina.

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Postby The Scientific States » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:20 pm

We just had a thread about this, and guess what?! It was locked.
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Postby Dragonic Outland » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:20 pm

The Scientific States wrote:We just had a thread about this, and guess what?! It was locked.

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Postby Creative Vikings » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:20 pm

My face lit up with glee upon reading this thread's title.

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