Best Korea only allows choice of 28 Haircuts

[Slafstopia]

Holy shit you guys.

A monarch doing something for themselves.

not every monarch is a lazy pants

I doubt the Queen does anything for herself. She probably has an army of swans to do her bidding.

[Olthar]

wat? Restricting hair cuts is just silly. .__.

[Dracoria]

Next, they need to limit the number of face types and heights. Then, every youngster will have to pick a character class before entering the workforce with clothes befitting that class.

I guess schooling will be the nub zone.

[Slafstopia]

wat? Restricting hair cuts is just silly. .__.

North Korea did something dumb. This is the 5 news, at 6.

Seriously, though, hippies could conceal all kinds of anti-Juche propaganda leaflets about democracy and happiness in hair over 5 cm long. It's very rational.

[Molsona]

North Korea sucks, but the government has the right idea on men's hairstyles. Though I don't like the female hairstyles, they're too short

[Pasovo-nacoBo]

Isn't the one on the top left Harold from White Castle?
Or am I just racist?

[Slafstopia]

North Korea sucks, but the government has the right idea on men's hairstyles. Though I don't like the female hairstyles, they're too short

Wait, so do they have the right idea as in, you like banning haircuts, or you just like their style?

[Pasovo-nacoBo]

...In North Korea, the state approves of only 28 choices of hairstyle, 18 of which can be chosen by females, and 10 that can be chosen by males...

Real-life RuneScape character creation, anyone?

Epic Lolz!

[Abatael]

They all look fine to me.

However, this is an example of totalitarianism.

[Abatael]

North Korea sucks, but the government has the right idea on men's hairstyles. Though I don't like the female hairstyles, they're too short

Yeah. Some of the women's haircuts are a bit short. I'd allow maybe some longer ones. (Not like down to their legs or anything.)

[Molsona]

North Korea sucks, but the government has the right idea on men's hairstyles. Though I don't like the female hairstyles, they're too short

Wait, so do they have the right idea as in, you like banning haircuts, or you just like their style?

I don't really like banning haircuts, but I like the idea of not having to look at those crazy goth hairstyles. And I like the styles they chose

[Slafstopia]

Wait, so do they have the right idea as in, you like banning haircuts, or you just like their style?

I don't really like banning haircuts, but I like the idea of not having to look at those crazy goth hairstyles. And I like the styles they chose

I know, right? Damn goths and their freedom of expression!

[Abatael]

I don't really like banning haircuts, but I like the idea of not having to look at those crazy goth hairstyles. And I like the styles they chose

I know, right? Damn goths and their freedom of expression!

I don't like them. I would discourage them but not ban them.

[Merriwhether]

Does this surprise anyone?

Surprise, as in that they've become so systematically totalitarian, or in that it's taken them this long to regulate people's hair?

[Conservative Idealism]

Real-life RuneScape character creation, anyone?

Epic Lolz!

Sometime in the next ten years, expect the North Korean government to charge ludicrous sums of tax money for the option of extra 'exclusive' hairstyles.

[Olthar]

Epic Lolz!

Sometime in the next ten years, expect the North Korean government to charge ludicrous sums of tax money for the option of extra 'exclusive' hairstyles.

That is so just so absurdly ridiculous and inane. It's totally going to happen, too.

[Slafstopia]

I know, right? Damn goths and their freedom of expression!

I don't like them. I would discourage them but not ban them.

Next thing you know, you'll see MEN with LONG HAIR! It's all a slippery slope that will lead to the destruction of the universe! REPENT!

[Pasovo-nacoBo]

Epic Lolz!

Sometime in the next ten years, expect the North Korean government to charge ludicrous sums of tax money for the option of extra 'exclusive' hairstyles.

Why would they need to tax anything? They have all of China's money. And if they are like Runescape, maybe they buy things from you, and then resell it for %300 more than you sold it for.

[Conservative Idealism]

Sometime in the next ten years, expect the North Korean government to charge ludicrous sums of tax money for the option of extra 'exclusive' hairstyles.

That is so just so absurdly ridiculous and inane. It's totally going to happen, too.

And let's not forget the EoC update...except it doesn't stand for Evolution of Combat, but Exalting our Commander or some crap like that.

[The Joseon Dynasty]

It's a conservative country enforcing conservative things. Not really surprising.

[Abatael]

It's a conservative country enforcing conservative things. Not really surprising.

It's a totalitarian country enforcing totalitarian things.

That's totalitarianism, not conservatism or authoritarianism.

[The Serbian Empire]

I don't see the dead Dear Leader's granny perm in any of those male options.

Kim Jong-un is the permanent exception to their rules.

[The Joseon Dynasty]

It's a conservative country enforcing conservative things. Not really surprising.

It's a totalitarian country enforcing totalitarian things.

That's totalitarianism, not conservatism or authoritarianism.

Well, it's both. Note that I used conservative with a lower case - in this case, it's being enforced to conserve the modesty, tidiness and regimentation that's thought to characterise their "martial society", and is meant to be the antithesis of Western individualism (which would be liberal in this context), which sort of undermines their style of governance.

[Wind in the Willows]

wat? Restricting hair cuts is just silly. .__.

Almost everything North Korea does is silly.

[Oceasia]

Some of them looks good.