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Robert Kraft: Vladimir Putin took my Super Bowl ring

Postby New Maldorainia » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:18 pm

You might recall that Kraft in 2005 joined a cadre of businessmen to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin in St. Petersburg. The Patriots owner walked into that meeting with a jewel-laced Super Bowl XXXIX ring on his finger, but left empty-handed.

"I showed the president my most recent Super Bowl ring," Kraft said at the time, per The Boston Globe. Putin "was clearly taken with its uniqueness ... at that point, I decided to give him the ring as a symbol of the respect and admiration that I have for the Russian people and the leadership of President Putin."

Not so fast. Kraft now admits Putin nabbed the ring -- worth upwards of $25,000 -- without his consent.

"I took out the ring and showed it to (Putin)," Kraft said this week, per the New York Post. "And he put it on and he goes, 'I can kill someone with this ring,' I put my hand out and he put it in his pocket, and three KGB guys got around him and walked out."

Kraft kept his wits about him and complied with a call from the White House, in which a George W. Bush handler told him: " 'It would really be in the best interest of U.S.-Soviet relations if you meant to give the ring as a present.' "

(KGB and the Soviets? Sounds like something out of 1982, not 2005.)

I had an opportunity to chat with Kraft in the hours before Super Bowl XLVI, and asked him which of his Super Bowl victories meant the most. "That's like asking about different children," he said. "Every child is special."

Especially a child kidnapped by the Russians.
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Postby Condunum » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:19 pm

Uhh... What.
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Postby Diopolis » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:20 pm

New Maldorainia wrote:You might recall that Kraft in 2005 joined a cadre of businessmen to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin in St. Petersburg. The Patriots owner walked into that meeting with a jewel-laced Super Bowl XXXIX ring on his finger, but left empty-handed.

"I showed the president my most recent Super Bowl ring," Kraft said at the time, per The Boston Globe. Putin "was clearly taken with its uniqueness ... at that point, I decided to give him the ring as a symbol of the respect and admiration that I have for the Russian people and the leadership of President Putin."

Not so fast. Kraft now admits Putin nabbed the ring -- worth upwards of $25,000 -- without his consent.

"I took out the ring and showed it to (Putin)," Kraft said this week, per the New York Post. "And he put it on and he goes, 'I can kill someone with this ring,' I put my hand out and he put it in his pocket, and three KGB guys got around him and walked out."

Kraft kept his wits about him and complied with a call from the White House, in which a George W. Bush handler told him: " 'It would really be in the best interest of U.S.-Soviet relations if you meant to give the ring as a present.' "

(KGB and the Soviets? Sounds like something out of 1982, not 2005.)

I had an opportunity to chat with Kraft in the hours before Super Bowl XLVI, and asked him which of his Super Bowl victories meant the most. "That's like asking about different children," he said. "Every child is special."

Especially a child kidnapped by the Russians.

Well that's ridiculous of Putin.
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Postby Densaner » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:21 pm

He shouldn't have had it the first place. Pats suck. :p

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Postby The Tectonic Plates » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:21 pm

I'll be entirely honest, I don't care at all.

The guy got his ring stolen, things get stolen all the time.
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Postby New Maldorainia » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:22 pm

Putin is getting divorced, wonder who gets the ring. :p
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Postby Salentopia » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:22 pm

KGB and Soviets? Robert Kraft is the worst liar ever.

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Postby The Serbian Empire » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:23 pm

Putin has diplomatic immunity and a bunch of money. I think we might be seeing a replica delivered to Mr. Kraft shortly now.
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Postby New Maldorainia » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:23 pm

Salentopia wrote:KGB and Soviets? Robert Kraft is the worst liar ever.


Well the KGB does still exist in some form.
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Postby New Sapienta » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:23 pm

An appropriate casus belli for a war clearly.

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Postby Radiatia » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:26 pm

I saw this thread on the sidebar and saw "Robert Kraft: Vladimir Putin took my..."

Imagine my disappointment when I discovered the last word of that sentence wasn't "virginity".

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Postby Bojikami » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:27 pm

...I may be wrong, but I don't think the KGB is still around, at least not under that name.
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Postby New Maldorainia » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:27 pm

Bojikami wrote:...I may be wrong, but I don't think the KGB is still around, at least not under that name.


They are split into the SVR and the FSB if I am not mistaken.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:28 pm

Radiatia wrote:I saw this thread on the sidebar and saw "Robert Kraft: Vladimir Putin took my..."

Imagine my disappointment when I discovered the last word of that sentence wasn't "virginity".

Saying it out loud would simply be a bit redundant, no? It is to be assumed that Putin took everyone's virginity, even Putin's.
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Postby Anachronous Rex » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:29 pm

Radiatia wrote:I saw this thread on the sidebar and saw "Robert Kraft: Vladimir Putin took my..."

Imagine my disappointment when I discovered the last word of that sentence wasn't "virginity".

Really, there are so many wonderful possibilities that it should have just been left with "..."
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Postby Blazedtown » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:29 pm

Putin is a boss. He just takes whatever the fuck he wants and gives nothing back.
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Postby Anachronous Rex » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:31 pm

Blazedtown wrote:Putin is a boss. He just takes whatever the fuck he wants and gives nothing back.

In his last life he was a honey badger.
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Postby Blazedtown » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:33 pm

Anachronous Rex wrote:
Blazedtown wrote:Putin is a boss. He just takes whatever the fuck he wants and gives nothing back.

In his last life he was a honey badger.


In Vladamir Putin's past life he was Vladmir Putin.
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Postby Qazox » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:34 pm

Is outrage! Noook russia until ring is given back!

It's Kraft's own damn fault.
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Postby Dragonia Re Xzua » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:35 pm

Putin... Russia... America... something stolen or allegedly stolen... Cold War references... And how does this surprise anyone?
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Postby Ainin » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:37 pm

Boo fucking hoo, his precious wittle ring. He's coming out like 8 years late. You angered by the theft of your ring? You don't tell the media you gave it to the thief.
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Postby Pope Joan » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:38 pm

I hate Kraft. He and his late wife built their early fortune on the backs of Palestinians, by funding illegal Jewish settlements.
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Pope Joan wrote:I hate Kraft. He and his late wife built their early fortune on the backs of Palestinians, by funding illegal Jewish settlements.


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Pope Joan wrote:I hate Kraft. He and his late wife built their early fortune on the backs of Palestinians, by funding illegal Jewish settlements.


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Postby New Sapienta » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:39 pm

Pope Joan wrote:I hate Kraft. He and his late wife built their early fortune on the backs of Palestinians, by funding illegal Jewish settlements.

Boy, just can't get enough of that Anti-Israel crack can you?

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