The North Korea Juche Songun Anti-Imperialist Megathread

[The Tiger Kingdom]

We're enemies now.

You have to admit, it would dry the place out.

I admit nothing.
It's actually being really nice here right now. Seattle in spring and summer rocks.

[Imperial--japan]

Can't do that, then we'll have no chance to qualify for the World Cup.

We're Americans. Who cares?

Do Naturalized Americans count?

[Death Metal]

Can't do that, then we'll have no chance to qualify for the World Cup.

We're Americans. Who cares?

Ah, but America doing well in the World Cup means a good chance we might host it again, which means millions in tourism dollars, spread all over the country.

[Greto]

We're Americans. Who cares?

Ah, but America doing well in the World Cup means a good chance we might host it again, which means millions in tourism dollars, spread all over the country.

Well....what's left of the country after this apocalyptic version of the Korean War.

[Anachronous Rex]

That leaves us with the Rockies, the West Coast, and Miami.

And Chicago, Minneapolis, and the rest of the Northern Midwest.

Naw, Minneapolis defects.

Fear the wrath of the Scandinavian-East African-Hmong Empire.

[Johto and Kanto]

Wait...with no opposition, Canada will annex the United States......

[Libertarian California]

We're Americans. Who cares?

Ah, but America doing well in the World Cup means a good chance we might host it again, which means millions in tourism dollars, spread all over the country.

Fuck that. That's really stupid.


I take it back. I support USA Soccer, and their motto is awesome "Don't Tread on Me".

But I think we should focus more energy into developing our rugby union team, because rugby is by far a better sport.

[Frisivisia]

Also, Seattle could use a nuking.

Can't do that, then we'll have no chance to qualify for the World Cup.

Real Salt Lake is the best team in MLS.

[Libertarian California]

We're Americans. Who cares?

Do Naturalized Americans count?

Yes.

[Death Metal]

Ah, but America doing well in the World Cup means a good chance we might host it again, which means millions in tourism dollars, spread all over the country.

Well....what's left of the country after this apocalyptic version of the Korean War.

Hey, worst case scenario, we get a Super Mutant as a goalie. Seeing as LA area is being nuked and all, we might even get Harold.

[Libertarian California]

Can't do that, then we'll have no chance to qualify for the World Cup.

Real Salt Lake is the best team in MLS.

LA Galaxy and San Jose Earthquakes would like a word with you.

[Death Metal]

Can't do that, then we'll have no chance to qualify for the World Cup.

Real Salt Lake is the best team in MLS.

Sounders and Galaxy are the ones that keep the MLS' lights on though.

[Frisivisia]

Real Salt Lake is the best team in MLS.

LA Galaxy and San Jose Earthquakes would like a word with you.

Last I checked, RSL was still better.

[Frisivisia]

Real Salt Lake is the best team in MLS.

Sounders and Galaxy are the ones that keep the MLS' lights on though.

Only because they're big market. RSL has the best coaching and playing.

[Greto]

Well....what's left of the country after this apocalyptic version of the Korean War.

Hey, worst case scenario, we get a Super Mutant as a goalie. Seeing as LA area is being nuked and all, we might even get Harold.

There's no way America could lose the World Cup then, we can finally win this sport.

[Libertarian California]

LA Galaxy and San Jose Earthquakes would like a word with you.

Last I checked, RSL was still better.

At least LA and San Jose have NHL teams.

[Frisivisia]

Last I checked, RSL was still better.

At least LA and San Jose have NHL teams.

You can have hockey, it's for Canadians anyway.

[Wisconsin9]

And Chicago, Minneapolis, and the rest of the Northern Midwest.

Naw, Minneapolis defects.

Fear the wrath of the Scandinavian-East African-Hmong Empire.

Bah. All shall tremble before the Cheesehead Hegemony.

[Death Metal]

Hey, worst case scenario, we get a Super Mutant as a goalie. Seeing as LA area is being nuked and all, we might even get Harold.

There's no way America could lose the World Cup then, we can finally win this sport.

Exactly.

And I think we have now reached a rare NSG consensus: It's more relevant to speculate the effects of nuclear war on the World Cup than it is to discuss which direction Kim Jong-Un is waving his penis in this week.

[Kavck]

*gasp* I was granted a holy vision from Azura, the Deadra of Dawn and Dusk, when I read the title of this thread.

The vision gave me a link.

A link, to this image.

I'm still trying to figure out what this obscure message from the planes of Oblivion means.

Wait...with no opposition, Canada will annex the United States......

But who will drink our maple syrup with us? We can't drink all this stuff by ourselves!

We need the US to prevent us from becoming the fattest nation on Earth!

[Libertarian California]

At least LA and San Jose have NHL teams.

You can have hockey, it's for Canadians anyway.

So you mean it's for Americans, right?

[Zavea]

this is the warfare equivalent of making a really angry tumblr post.

[The New Sea Territory]

Who gives a f--k?

North Korea is THE worst country in the world. Why don't they go ahead and launch their nukes. Maybe they'll do the world a favor and hit themselves!

[The New Sea Territory]

*gasp* I was granted a holy vision from Azura, the Deadra of Dawn and Dusk, when I read the title of this thread.

The vision gave me a link.

A link, to this image.

I'm still trying to figure out what this obscure message from the planes of Oblivion means.

Wait...with no opposition, Canada will annex the United States......

But who will drink our maple syrup with us? We can't drink all this stuff by ourselves!

We need the US to prevent us from becoming the fattest nation on Earth!

America has the highest number of overweight, but Britain's obesity percentage is much higher.

[Johto and Kanto]

*gasp* I was granted a holy vision from Azura, the Deadra of Dawn and Dusk, when I read the title of this thread.

The vision gave me a link.

A link, to this image.

I'm still trying to figure out what this obscure message from the planes of Oblivion means.



But who will drink our maple syrup with us? We can't drink all this stuff by ourselves!

We need the US to prevent us from becoming the fattest nation on Earth!

America has the highest number of overweight, but Britain's obesity percentage is much higher.

In America, everything is bigger. Including the people.