The North Korea Juche Songun Anti-Imperialist Megathread

[Anachronous Rex]

I am fine with North Korea destroying the American South.

Wishing the destruction of half of your country?

Nice one.

At most a third.

[Wisconsin9]

Oh. My. Gosh.

When will they learn that nobody cares about their threatening noises?

*points to the hundreds of threads we have about them*

[Frisivisia]

Dear Leader can't take chances. Everything south of DC and west of the Rockies has to go.

So....California?

Dammit directions.

[Greto]

I live in Asheville, come on were not southern we are super cool.

Dear Leader can't take chances. Everything south of DC and west of the Rockies has to go.

Does this include D.C. and the Rockies?

[Frisivisia]

Dear Leader can't take chances. Everything south of DC and west of the Rockies has to go.

Does this include D.C. and the Rockies?

Including DC, not the Rockies. And I meant east, not west.

[Libertarian California]

Wishing the destruction of half of your country?

Nice one.

Because seriousness.

I know you're being sarcastic, but I'm pretty sure there are a few NSers who would like to see the South go up in flames.

Well, if we're going to be doing that, I'd be fine if the bomb was dropped on San Francisco, preferably in AT&T Park. Dropping another in Los Angeles, and one in Oakland would help as well.

Also, Seattle could use a nuking.

[Imperial--japan]

Does this include D.C. and the Rockies?

Including DC, not the Rockies. And I meant east, not west.

But Disneyworld? Give me a chance to move at least.

[Greto]

Does this include D.C. and the Rockies?

Including DC, not the Rockies. And I meant east, not west.

But I still haven't visited D.C. this isn't fair, and why destroy the Midwest? "Oh god he destroyed some fields, how will America ever rebuild now!"

[Frisivisia]

Because seriousness.

I know you're being sarcastic, but I'm pretty sure there are a few NSers who would like to see the South go up in flames.

Well, if we're going to be doing that, I'd be fine if the bomb was dropped on San Francisco, preferably in AT&T Park. Dropping another in Los Angeles, and one in Oakland would help as well.

Also, Seattle could use a nuking.

To be fair, nuking Mississippi would be an improvement, given how hard Mississippi sucks.

[Death Metal]

I live in Asheville, come on were not southern we are super cool.

Dear Leader can't take chances. Everything south of DC and east of the Rockies and north of Tampa has to go.

Fixed.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Because seriousness.

I know you're being sarcastic, but I'm pretty sure there are a few NSers who would like to see the South go up in flames.

Well, if we're going to be doing that, I'd be fine if the bomb was dropped on San Francisco, preferably in AT&T Park. Dropping another in Los Angeles, and one in Oakland would help as well.

Also, Seattle could use a nuking.

Why not nuke all the baseball stadiums? and NASCAR tracks while we're at it.

[Frisivisia]

Dear Leader can't take chances. Everything south of DC and east of the Rockies and north of Tampa has to go.

Fixed.

That leaves us with the Rockies, the West Coast, and Miami.

[Imperial--japan]

Dear Leader can't take chances. Everything south of DC and east of the Rockies and north of Tampa has to go.

Fixed.

Daytona? Orlando?

[Frisivisia]

I know you're being sarcastic, but I'm pretty sure there are a few NSers who would like to see the South go up in flames.

Well, if we're going to be doing that, I'd be fine if the bomb was dropped on San Francisco, preferably in AT&T Park. Dropping another in Los Angeles, and one in Oakland would help as well.

Also, Seattle could use a nuking.

Why not nuke all the baseball stadiums? and NASCAR tracks while we're at it.

Because baseball is awesome.

[Johto and Kanto]

Including DC, not the Rockies. And I meant east, not west.

But I still haven't visited D.C. this isn't fair, and why destroy the Midwest? "Oh god he destroyed some fields, how will America ever rebuild now!"

We still have the Canadian agriculture.

[Death Metal]

Also, Seattle could use a nuking.

Can't do that, then we'll have no chance to qualify for the World Cup.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Fixed.

That leaves us with the Rockies, the West Coast, and Miami.

They'd better not hit the Conch Republic.

[Libertarian California]

I know you're being sarcastic, but I'm pretty sure there are a few NSers who would like to see the South go up in flames.

Well, if we're going to be doing that, I'd be fine if the bomb was dropped on San Francisco, preferably in AT&T Park. Dropping another in Los Angeles, and one in Oakland would help as well.

Also, Seattle could use a nuking.

Why not nuke all the baseball stadiums? and NASCAR tracks while we're at it.

No. Only nuke ATT&T Park. I like baseball, but San Francisco fans are arrogant little pricks. The whole place needs to burn

Destroying Los Angeles and Oakland will also really clean up California. It will get rid of a lot of crime.

And I'm a NASCAR fan, so no.

[Johto and Kanto]

Fixed.

That leaves us with the Rockies, the West Coast, and Miami.

And Chicago, Minneapolis, and the rest of the Northern Midwest.

[Death Metal]

Fixed.

That leaves us with the Rockies, the West Coast, and Miami.

Well, Miami and Ft Lauderdale (the retirement home of Dave Thomas!)

[Libertarian California]

Also, Seattle could use a nuking.

Can't do that, then we'll have no chance to qualify for the World Cup.

We're Americans. Who cares?

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Also, Seattle could use a nuking.

We're enemies now.

[Farnhamia]

Also, Seattle could use a nuking.

We're enemies now.

You have to admit, it would dry the place out.

[Torisakia]

I imagine that Kim Jong-un is just sitting there with a trollface.

[Anachronous Rex]

We're enemies now.

You have to admit, it would dry the place out.

Naw, it would just make the rain black.

As if the place wasn't depressing enough.