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The U.S is a Christian Nation

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The U.S is a Christian Nation

Postby Norstal » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:49 pm

If anyone does not love the Lord, Jesus Christ, let him be accursed, O Lord come amen. - 2 Corinthians 5:17


I was an atheist just a mere minutes ago, but now I have converted. I have seen the light provided by the good Lord. Consider the following, my brothers:

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Bordurian wrote:doesn't make it a Christian nation.


Absurd, if the majority of citizens are white -- it certainly does mean that the nation is predominately WHITE.

similarly, if the majority of citizens are german descent -- it most certainly does mean that the nation is predominately GERMAN.

And lastly, if the majority of citizens self-identify and CHRISTIANS --- it most certainly does mean that the nation is Predominately CHRISTIAN


Is this not true my brothers? Is it not true that America was founded on Christian principles, such as the right to a fair trial or the prohibition of cruel and excessive punishments? After all, the Bible said not to "judge others", nevermind the countless of stoning depicted in said book. All of our leaders are good Christians, such as Bachmann. The majority of Americans are Christian and white. Evidently, because of this clear majority, America is by default is Christian and white.

But hold fast my brothers. Or should I say comrades? Y'all seem to forget that it is us, the superior race, the Chinese who overwhelms this world's population. Surely this makes the planet Earth property of the 中华人民共和国 (Zhōnghuá Rénmín Gònghéguó)? I certainly think it does. And I as a proud Chinese, commands you to bow before me.

I would say it is a fair trade. Christians will be able to own the U.S. China will be able to own the world.

So what will it be Nationstates? Will you obey your new overlords? Or must we take your loyalty using the ends of our bayonets?
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Postby Arborlawn » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:51 pm

You are being satirical, I assume?
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Postby Radiatia » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:52 pm

This is that there sarcasm I've been reading about isn't it?

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Postby Tlaceceyaya » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:52 pm

Are you drunk?
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Postby Norstal » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:52 pm

Arborlawn wrote:You are being satirical, I assume?

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Postby Avenio » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:53 pm

Arborlawn wrote:You are being satirical, I assume?


Not at all! The rule of our glorious overlords from the Middle Kingdom is all but assured thanks to their inherent superiority as the font of all that is civilized.

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Postby Norstal » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:53 pm

Tlaceceyaya wrote:Are you drunk?

Well it's true. If the U.S is Christian by majority, the world is Chinese by majority.

I don't see the problem. Do you, comrade?
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Postby Page » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:54 pm

14% of the continents have 59% of the population. OCCUPY ASIA.
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:55 pm

I wish I could belive you saying you converted, but sadly I have reason to doubt. Anyway the USA is a Christian nation, like Japan is a Buddhist one, Arabia a Muslim one, and Israel a Jewish one.
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Postby Artanili Datium » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:55 pm

The Most Common First language is Mandarin.

The world speaks Mandarin then!

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Postby Pravengria » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:56 pm

Norstal wrote:
If anyone does not love the Lord, Jesus Christ, let him be accursed, O Lord come amen. - 2 Corinthians 5:17


I was an atheist just a mere minutes ago, but now I have converted. I have seen the light provided by the good Lord. Consider the following, my brothers:

AuSable River wrote:
Absurd, if the majority of citizens are white -- it certainly does mean that the nation is predominately WHITE.

similarly, if the majority of citizens are german descent -- it most certainly does mean that the nation is predominately GERMAN.

And lastly, if the majority of citizens self-identify and CHRISTIANS --- it most certainly does mean that the nation is Predominately CHRISTIAN


Is this not true my brothers? Is it not true that America was founded on Christian principles, such as the right to a fair trial or the prohibition of cruel and excessive punishments? After all, the Bible said not to "judge others", nevermind the countless of stoning depicted in said book. All of our leaders are good Christians, such as Bachmann. The majority of Americans are Christian and white. Evidently, because of this clear majority, America is by default is Christian and white.

But hold fast my brothers. Or should I say comrades? Y'all seem to forget that it is us, the superior race, the Chinese who overwhelms this world's population. Surely this makes the planet Earth property of the 中华人民共和国 (Zhōnghuá Rénmín Gònghéguó)? I certainly think it does. And I as a proud Chinese, commands you to bow before me.

I would say it is a fair trade. Christians will be able to own the U.S. China will be able to own the world.

So what will it be Nationstates? Will you obey your new overlords? Or must we take your loyalty using the ends of our bayonets?


Glad I live in Russia.. any nation that is defined by a specific religion has a screw lose
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Postby Azrael » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:56 pm

This is... odd to say the least. What just happened to Norstal?!?

Page wrote:14% of the continents have 59% of the population. OCCUPY ASIA.

That made me giggle.
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Postby Greater Amerigo » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:56 pm

Someone smoked a little TOO much of the fun stuff tonight I see.

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Postby Page » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:56 pm

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:I wish I could belive you saying you converted, but sadly I have reason to doubt. Anyway the USA is a Christian nation, like Japan is a Buddhist one, Arabia a Muslim one, and Israel a Jewish one.


So it's also, by the same logic, a Democrat nation, since there are more registered Democrats than voters of any other affiliation. Right?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:57 pm

在我腐烂的尸体

I probably got that wrong, but whatever.
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Postby Tlaceceyaya » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:57 pm

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:I wish I could belive you saying you converted, but sadly I have reason to doubt. Anyway the USA is a Christian nation, like Japan is a Buddhist one, Arabia a Muslim one, and Israel a Jewish one.

No, it isn't. Saudi Arabia has a state religion, and Israel's 'constitution' describes it as a Jewish State.
The US has no state religion and its constitution explicitly forbids the state favouring religions.
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Postby Euronion » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:58 pm

No, we have a majority of the population who are Christians and who may support Christianity, but in official policy we are a secular nation. We affirmed this when the US Marines landed on the shores of Tripoli, we affirmed this when we passed the First Amendment, we affirmed this by saying that a religious text was not necessary for an oath of office, we affirmed this when we wrote no mention of God in our Constitution, we affirmed this when we did not include any phrases evoking God in our Presidential Oath of office. As a people, a majority of us are Christian and therefore a majority of us are swayed by our Christian Beliefs so we might be called a Christian nation in that regard, but if you wanted to make the US a theocracy, then they would most likely oppose it.
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Postby Gallowfield » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:58 pm

You know, this would be much more easily cleared up if we just threw out all the non-Christians! And then we could launch a mighty crusade like in the Middle Ages.
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Postby Scandiopolis » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:58 pm

The biggest religious group in the world is Islam. So Islam is the world religion?????

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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:58 pm

Page wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:I wish I could belive you saying you converted, but sadly I have reason to doubt. Anyway the USA is a Christian nation, like Japan is a Buddhist one, Arabia a Muslim one, and Israel a Jewish one.


So it's also, by the same logic, a Democrat nation, since there are more registered Democrats than voters of any other affiliation. Right?

I would say a Liberal nation not a Democrat but yes.
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Postby Norstal » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:59 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:在我腐烂的尸体

I probably got that wrong, but whatever.

Yes, you shall be a decomposed body if you do not vow your loyalty to Great Mao. *nods*
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:59 pm

Scandiopolis wrote:The biggest religious group in the world is Islam. So Islam is the world religion?????

:palm:

Christianity is #1. :palm:
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Postby Gauntleted Fist » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:00 pm

Gallowfield wrote:You know, this would be much more easily cleared up if we just threw out all the non-Christians! And then we could launch a mighty crusade like in the Middle Ages.

You mean kill them.

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Postby Page » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:00 pm

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
Scandiopolis wrote:The biggest religious group in the world is Islam. So Islam is the world religion?????

:palm:

Christianity is #1. :palm:


Islam is the fastest growing, give it some time.

Although, secularism is the fastest growing in the United States. ;)
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Postby Scawendaen » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:00 pm

The first "Christians" in America were Puritans--they did so well and lasted a tremendous amount of time -_-

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