Sex, Contraceptives, Birth CRTL, All Bad

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

I have fucked 90% of my friends without entering into a relationship or making things weird. Afterwards, we would watch TV, talk about school, and peace the fuck out. It's not hard.

What gender are you?
I think you are the troll because you keep switching back and forth between male-like, and female-like responses. Atleast I'm consistent.

What the fuck is a "male-like" and "female-like" response?
I am a pansexual cissexual woman.

[Yes Im Biop]

The Victorian Age called; they want their attitudes and morality returned just the way you found them!


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Kat Nice new Avatar...Creepy Though.

[Socialist Ecuador]

I'm willing to volunteer. Now we just need 11 more generalites.

I would, but my girlfriend would painfully murder me if she found out

My wife would either kill me or join in, depending on her mood.

[Chinese Regions]

Also, just because you are not Christian doesn't mean that you shouldn't have values. For example promiscuous women, and homosexual men are looked down upon most societies in the world.
Most Russians are not Christian, but at least they had enough sense to ban gay pride.

Just because they were looked upon independently does not mean they are wrong.

[Noobubersland]

I see this place is a poor home for a modern-day crusader

It's a good place for crusaders, I'm a buddhist crusader for example

Zut Alors, infidel

[Scomagia]

I'm willing to volunteer. Now we just need 11 more generalites.

I would, but my girlfriend would painfully murder me if she found out

Your girlfriend wouldn't be mad if she was a part of it.

[Neo Germany]

*Raises hand*

Seconded

As for the Thread... I just had to tag this thing, the amount of sheer BS on this thread alone can keep the trolls of america furnaces going for years

[Chyeknovostan Republic]

Animals don't sin because they have no souls, and are too dumb to learn right from wrong.
I hate it when people like you think you can outsmart me.
My elephant symbolizes strength, and memory.

Well, i did outsmart you, and secondly, where is this "soul"? If i cant explain it with an equation, it doesn't exist, hence why i'm in quantum physics, and your OP is a laughingstock.
P.S. Elephants are often homosexual and brilliant.

Ah, Cu Math, you've officially won a prize

[The Batorys]

For those of you complaining to me about how the population will be "too high", then just use SELF CONTROL. Restrain your sexual appetite, just because something feels pleasurable doesn't mean you should keep doing it ever hour or so. You get the point. Have some discipline and restraint!

There is nothing any of you can say to counter that statement. It all boils down to self control.

Women and men should have more respect for their bodies, by restraining it from sex. Women should want to preserve their precious virginity. Also, there are more ways of physical exercise than sex.

Or... or... or... we could use these amazing brains that we have to come up with ways (such as contraception, oral sex, anal sex) to have sex that won't make tons of unwanted children. Sex isn't just for procreation, as has been explained to you countless times over the course of this thread. Are you even reading any of the replies?

Restraining bodies from sex is having respect for them? On the contrary, I have respect for my partner's body by caressing it lovingly, and stimulating it until she shudders from her orgasm.

Also, virginity's not precious. At all. Only virgins think it is.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

I tell you, I'm tired of having sex with virgins. Three virgins in and I was like, "nope, NOPE, you have to know how to use a penis or your fingers or else NOPE."

SO miserable. THis one I had knew that I liked it when I'm bit, but she didn't realize that biting doesn't neccessarily entail just grabbing with your teeth as hard as you can and holding on as long as you can

Yeaaaahhh virgins are bad, especially if they've never watched porn or took porn too literally. Both are death sentences if you ask me.
I finally got someone who knew how to choke me right!

[The Republic of Lanos]

Animals don't sin because they have no souls, and are too dumb to learn right from wrong.
I hate it when people like you think you can outsmart me.
My elephant symbolizes strength, and memory.

Well, i did outsmart you, and secondly, where is this "soul"? If i cant explain it with an equation, it doesn't exist, hence why i'm in quantum physics, and your OP is a laughingstock.
P.S. Elephants are often homosexual and brilliant.

Also, bonobos.

[Noobubersland]

I would, but my girlfriend would painfully murder me if she found out

Your girlfriend wouldn't be mad if she was a part of it.

Yea, see. She still has some of her old "Good Eastern Orthodox European girl" attitude that I've mostly striped away over these past 3 years

[Milks Empire]

He's not on my side if he complains about getting a hard-on because he can't control his thoughts. I should be free to walk around with my cleavage and knees showing without being told I'm causing them problems.
Man. I've been pissed off in this thread.

I once had a guy complain my pants were too short and it was sinful.
For reference, I'm a guy and was wearing normal men's shorts from Wal-mart.

Since you're going to Hell for wearing shorts and I'm going to Hell because I like dudes too, you bring the burgers and I'll bring the steaks?

[Chinese Regions]

Bonobos are sinful?
Dolphins are sinful?
*le gasp* Elephants have sex for pleasure
*looks at your flag*
HEATHEN PACHYDERM!

Animals don't sin because they have no souls, and are too dumb to learn right from wrong.
I hate it when people like you think you can outsmart me.
My elephant symbolizes strength, and memory.

Souls don't exist anyway and if they do, how do you know animals don't have them and why does not having a soul mean you cannot sin?
So a baby can't sin in your opinion? If something does not know from right or wrong then it can't sin?

[Galloism]

SO miserable. THis one I had knew that I liked it when I'm bit, but she didn't realize that biting doesn't neccessarily entail just grabbing with your teeth as hard as you can and holding on as long as you can

Yeaaaahhh virgins are bad, especially if they've never watched porn or took porn too literally. Both are death sentences if you ask me.
I finally got someone who knew how to choke me right!

That's harder than you think.

It's very easy to be too soft or so hard so that it causes unwanted discomfort (and unconsciousness).

[Nation of Fortune]

SO miserable. THis one I had knew that I liked it when I'm bit, but she didn't realize that biting doesn't neccessarily entail just grabbing with your teeth as hard as you can and holding on as long as you can

Yeaaaahhh virgins are bad, especially if they've never watched porn or took porn too literally. Both are death sentences if you ask me.
I finally got someone who knew how to choke me right!

Not a huge fan of choking, but I do love me some pain. Drive those nails deep into my back and I'm a happy camper.

EDIT I also seem to have a reflex when someone is choking me to put them into an arm bar, so that really kills the mood

[Coherent Imbeciles]

SO miserable. THis one I had knew that I liked it when I'm bit, but she didn't realize that biting doesn't neccessarily entail just grabbing with your teeth as hard as you can and holding on as long as you can

Yeaaaahhh virgins are bad, especially if they've never watched porn or took porn too literally. Both are death sentences if you ask me.
I finally got someone who knew how to choke me right!

You can choke somebody in bed and do it right?

[Galloism]

Yeaaaahhh virgins are bad, especially if they've never watched porn or took porn too literally. Both are death sentences if you ask me.
I finally got someone who knew how to choke me right!

You can choke somebody in bed and do it right?

Yes.

[Chyeknovostan Republic]

I almost thought you were serious.

And then you said "raper".

Raper is another word for rapist. Same thing.

Just because my beliefs are different from yours does NOT make me a troll.
Also, I'm NOT a troll this is what I believe in real life. A man should never go south on a woman, because that is ineffective at reproduction. What happened to the olden days when America, and Britain used to hold tightly to there values?
Why does one need to have sex, in order to have fun? Get a hobby.

The only thing that I do like the Japanese for is their use of abstinence, that might be the reason why they are so academically successful.

Moving on with my topic, another issue I'd like to address is MARRIAGE, because it is the only condition under which people should have sex. It is the godly way, and it provides a family for the raising of children. There should not be babies borne out of wedlock.

So again pointing to your previous argument, victims should marry their rapists?

[Scomagia]

SO miserable. THis one I had knew that I liked it when I'm bit, but she didn't realize that biting doesn't neccessarily entail just grabbing with your teeth as hard as you can and holding on as long as you can

Yeaaaahhh virgins are bad, especially if they've never watched porn or took porn too literally. Both are death sentences if you ask me.
I finally got someone who knew how to choke me right!

Everyone chokes me too hard or not hard enough.

[Gallowfield]

I see this place is a poor home for a modern-day crusader

Nah, we love crusaders, really.

It's fun.

Just keep the argument fresh. Repeating the same arguments over and over bores us.

Why thank you! I suppose my stance on this argument comes from how sex affects the other people around me. I live in a place with rampant STDs and lots of unwed/pregnant teenage moms, and a lot of people I know cheat or have been cheated on. Honestly, hearing about all these issues caused by sex gets really old after a while.

[Milks Empire]

What's the next step up from NC-17? Because I think we're there.

[Goobergunchia]

Locking this while I read through it.

... Okay. I'm not going to hand out warnings for this, but let's try to keep it a bit more PG-13 in the future.

As I suspect reopening this thread won't exactly reduce the NSG Kinkiness Quotient (and the trolling accusations are getting thrown around), it stays locked.