Sex, Contraceptives, Birth CRTL, All Bad

[Noobubersland]

Dammit I was going to post that!

R.I.P Mad TV.

May we meet again *salutes*

[Galloism]

Sex is emotionally engaging if you wish it to be.

There's a major difference between making love and recreationally fucking.

If someone can sleep around without making things awkward and dramatic for the members of said person's social circles, I suppose that wouldn't be as bad. But in my experience sexuality makes things more difficult for people's social lives, and should therefore be avoided like the plague.

Then you are doing it wrong.

[Chyeknovostan Republic]

Nothing is wrong with fun, just don't use your genitals to have fun. Get a hobby besides sex. Did you not read my entire first post?
Jesus does not love misery, a true follower would not be miserable while worshiping him.
Fun is something that is done when you have nothing else to do, do the important things first, and you'll be successful.

Did you not read my reply to your first post? Why shouldn't we use our genitals to have fun? I use my hands to have fun when I play music. I use my vocal cords to have fun when I sing. I use my legs arms and damn near my whole body to have fun if I go swimming?

Also, I'm not a follower of your Jesus, though I think he was a pretty cool guy. He also said very, very, very little about sex.

I know Jesus, he's one of my best friends actually, he lives in Cuba.

[Nation of Fortune]

For those of you complaining to me about how the population will be "too high", then just use SELF CONTROL. Restrain your sexual appetite, just because something feels pleasurable doesn't mean you should keep doing it ever hour or so. You get the point. Have some discipline and restraint!

There is nothing any of you can say to counter that statement. It all boils down to self control.

Women and men should have more respect for their bodies, by restraining it from sex. Women should want to preserve their precious virginity. Also, there are more ways of physical exercise than sex.

I have respect for my body TO have sex, to give my body pleasure and engage in an incredible form of exercise at the same time. FUCK the idea of purity, FUCK the idea of preservation of virginity! I do not BELONG to any person and NO ONE owns my virginity BUT ME. I took MY OWN virginity because it was MINE and NO ONE ELSES. The idea of purity is nothing but misogyny and dehumanization and viewing women as sexual objects and not as people so FUCK THAT.

Not to mention that virgins are horrible in bed, honestly, never been in bed with someone worse

[Scomagia]

Uggh. Have you ever tried having sex every hour, on the hour? That just leaves everybody involved sore.

You appear to be doing it wrong then sir, are you taking 5 minute breaks after every time?

Also remember to use a good lubricant. If you're using condoms, which you should be, reapply the water based lubricant often.

[The Richard Bastion Republic]

For those of you complaining to me about how the population will be "too high", then just use SELF CONTROL. Restrain your sexual appetite, just because something feels pleasurable doesn't mean you should keep doing it ever hour or so. You get the point. Have some discipline and restraint!

There is nothing any of you can say to counter that statement. It all boils down to self control.

Women and men should have more respect for their bodies, by restraining it from sex. Women should want to preserve their precious virginity. Also, there are more ways of physical exercise than sex.

Bonobos are sinful?
Dolphins are sinful?
*le gasp* Elephants have sex for pleasure
*looks at your flag*
HEATHEN PACHYDERM!

Animals don't sin because they have no souls, and are too dumb to learn right from wrong.
I hate it when people like you think you can outsmart me.
My elephant symbolizes strength, and memory.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Sex is emotionally engaging if you wish it to be.

There's a major difference between making love and recreationally fucking.

If someone can sleep around without making things awkward and dramatic for the members of said person's social circles, I suppose that wouldn't be as bad. But in my experience sexuality makes things more difficult for people's social lives, and should therefore be avoided like the plague.

I have fucked 90% of my friends without entering into a relationship or making things weird. Afterwards, we would watch TV, talk about school, and peace the fuck out. It's not hard.

[The Batorys]

This might make bathing impossible.
And reproduction
Also, you're a sexist

Bathing should be done in private. It is ok to be nude in private, or when a surgery is about to be done on you.
Lust is a necessary sin, but it should be minimized, so nudity is okay when a married couple wants to reproduce.

You've never had sex, have you?

This whole idea of sin... explain to me why lust is bad?

[Noobubersland]

You appear to be doing it wrong then sir, are you taking 5 minute breaks after every time?

Also remember to use a good lubricant. If you're using condoms, which you should be, reapply the water based lubricant often.

Exactly, I remember using those tactics to have sex for 3 hours, nothing even came out after 1 and a half hours, but it felt good

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

I have respect for my body TO have sex, to give my body pleasure and engage in an incredible form of exercise at the same time. FUCK the idea of purity, FUCK the idea of preservation of virginity! I do not BELONG to any person and NO ONE owns my virginity BUT ME. I took MY OWN virginity because it was MINE and NO ONE ELSES. The idea of purity is nothing but misogyny and dehumanization and viewing women as sexual objects and not as people so FUCK THAT.

Not to mention that virgins are horrible in bed, honestly, never been in bed with someone worse

I tell you, I'm tired of having sex with virgins. Three virgins in and I was like, "nope, NOPE, you have to know how to use a penis or your fingers or else NOPE."

[Coherent Imbeciles]

If someone can sleep around without making things awkward and dramatic for the members of said person's social circles, I suppose that wouldn't be as bad. But in my experience sexuality makes things more difficult for people's social lives, and should therefore be avoided like the plague.

I have fucked 90% of my friends without entering into a relationship or making things weird. Afterwards, we would watch TV, talk about school, and peace the fuck out. It's not hard.

That's what she said.

Okay, that was bad and childish. I agree.

[Nation of Fortune]

You appear to be doing it wrong then sir, are you taking 5 minute breaks after every time?

Also remember to use a good lubricant. If you're using condoms, which you should be, reapply the water based lubricant often.

I don't use condoms, then again I don't have to worry about getting a girl pregnant

[Scomagia]

Bonobos are sinful?
Dolphins are sinful?
*le gasp* Elephants have sex for pleasure
*looks at your flag*
HEATHEN PACHYDERM!

Animals don't sin because they have no souls, and are too dumb to learn right from wrong.
I hate it when people like you think you can outsmart me.
My elephant symbolizes strength, and memory.

In his defense, you don't seem like a difficult person to outwit.

[Chyeknovostan Republic]

Bonobos are sinful?
Dolphins are sinful?
*le gasp* Elephants have sex for pleasure
*looks at your flag*
HEATHEN PACHYDERM!

Animals don't sin because they have no souls, and are too dumb to learn right from wrong.
I hate it when people like you think you can outsmart me.
My elephant symbolizes strength, and memory.

Um....It's still an elephant and oh! By the way! so we don't have souls? because humans are animals.

[Noobubersland]

If someone can sleep around without making things awkward and dramatic for the members of said person's social circles, I suppose that wouldn't be as bad. But in my experience sexuality makes things more difficult for people's social lives, and should therefore be avoided like the plague.

I have fucked 90% of my friends without entering into a relationship or making things weird. Afterwards, we would watch TV, talk about school, and peace the fuck out. It's not hard.

Really ? I did that once, once

[Gallowfield]

If someone can sleep around without making things awkward and dramatic for the members of said person's social circles, I suppose that wouldn't be as bad. But in my experience sexuality makes things more difficult for people's social lives, and should therefore be avoided like the plague.

I have fucked 90% of my friends without entering into a relationship or making things weird. Afterwards, we would watch TV, talk about school, and peace the fuck out. It's not hard.

Then it might just be an issue in my neck of the woods. My friends are generally promiscuous, and it sometimes messes things up big time. It's in one of the top ten reasons I find the idea of sex unpleasant.

[The Batorys]

*Raises hand*

I ain't even joking.

Really?

[The Richard Bastion Republic]

If someone can sleep around without making things awkward and dramatic for the members of said person's social circles, I suppose that wouldn't be as bad. But in my experience sexuality makes things more difficult for people's social lives, and should therefore be avoided like the plague.

I have fucked 90% of my friends without entering into a relationship or making things weird. Afterwards, we would watch TV, talk about school, and peace the fuck out. It's not hard.

What gender are you?
I think you are the troll because you keep switching back and forth between male-like, and female-like responses. Atleast I'm consistent.

[Neutraligon]

Bathing should be done in private. It is ok to be nude in private, or when a surgery is about to be done on you.
Lust is a necessary sin, but it should be minimized, so nudity is okay when a married couple wants to reproduce.

You've never had sex, have you?

This whole idea of sin... explain to me why lust is bad?

You know ti seems to me that lust isn't bad, it is when there is too much lust, to the point of that lust causing harm that is the problem, the same with the other "sins". There is nothing wrong with pride, there is something wrong with excessive pride.

[Chyeknovostan Republic]

Animals don't sin because they have no souls, and are too dumb to learn right from wrong.
I hate it when people like you think you can outsmart me.
My elephant symbolizes strength, and memory.

In his defense, you don't seem like a difficult person to outwit.

Agreed, I expected a bigger challenge.

[Noobubersland]

Also remember to use a good lubricant. If you're using condoms, which you should be, reapply the water based lubricant often.

I don't use condoms, then again I don't have to worry about getting a girl pregnant

Are you Handsome?

[The Republic of Lanos]

I have fucked 90% of my friends without entering into a relationship or making things weird. Afterwards, we would watch TV, talk about school, and peace the fuck out. It's not hard.

What gender are you?
I think you are the troll because you keep switching back and forth between male-like, and female-like responses. Atleast I'm consistent.

...what?

[Scomagia]

Also remember to use a good lubricant. If you're using condoms, which you should be, reapply the water based lubricant often.

I don't use condoms, then again I don't have to worry about getting a girl pregnant

Then a thorough application of an oil-based lube and regular reapplication and both parties should be good to go.

[Chyeknovostan Republic]

Um, I'm Russian, and I believe in LGBT fiercely, There's actually quite a few Russians who do. And most of us aren't christian because we think Christianity is illegitimate. Either you're athiest, or Russian East Orthodox, that split didn't happen because we wanted it to.
And who says I don't have values? And why should Homosexuality be looked down upon? They've done nothing wrong, they're people, oh btw, they're the people your god so created. And if it's so frowned upon, then why does it in the bible say god created everyone in his self image? If that's the case then god must be a crippled promiscuous she-male that masturbates.

Uuuggghhh take me to Russia and talk to me

Wait...wha? lol?

[Coherent Imbeciles]

I have fucked 90% of my friends without entering into a relationship or making things weird. Afterwards, we would watch TV, talk about school, and peace the fuck out. It's not hard.

What gender are you?
I think you are the troll because you keep switching back and forth between male-like, and female-like responses. Atleast I'm consistent.

No, that's a definite "she", with a good view on healthy sexuality.