Sex, Contraceptives, Birth CRTL, All Bad

[Chyeknovostan Republic]

Don't encourage him.

Like I've ever needed encouragement.

For some reason, leave it to Gallo to make things utterly hilarious

[Galloism]

A tarp is a handy covering when you need to have sex in the middle of a crowded city park.

*nods*

Or on a busy street
*nods*

For procreation.

*nods*

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Also, just because you are not Christian doesn't mean that you shouldn't have values. For example promiscuous women, and homosexual men are looked down upon most societies in the world.
Most Russians are not Christian, but at least they had enough sense to ban gay pride.

Um, I'm Russian, and I believe in LGBT fiercely, There's actually quite a few Russians who do. And most of us aren't christian because we think Christianity is illegitimate. Either you're athiest, or Russian East Orthodox, that split didn't happen because we wanted it to.
And who says I don't have values? And why should Homosexuality be looked down upon? They've done nothing wrong, they're people, oh btw, they're the people your god so created. And if it's so frowned upon, then why does it in the bible say god created everyone in his self image? If that's the case then god must be a crippled promiscuous she-male that masturbates.

Uuuggghhh take me to Russia and talk to me

[Gallowfield]

Poor OP, it seems like the world is against him

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Depends, where is the kiss going?

Well it will start at the mouth...

kiss me now

[Noobubersland]

Or on a busy street
*nods*

For procreation.

*nods*

Obviously, thank god it failed, eh I mean too bad

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Poor OP, it seems like the world is against him

As they should be!

[The Richard Bastion Republic]

For those of you complaining to me about how the population will be "too high", then just use SELF CONTROL. Restrain your sexual appetite, just because something feels pleasurable doesn't mean you should keep doing it ever hour or so. You get the point. Have some discipline and restraint!

There is nothing any of you can say to counter that statement. It all boils down to self control.

Women and men should have more respect for their bodies, by restraining it from sex. Women should want to preserve their precious virginity. Also, there are more ways of physical exercise than sex.

[The Batorys]

Sounds like a fun time!


Does not the well run dry?

This well is continually ready for the bucket, man.
Never runs dry.

That's just it. If one is attracted to women, why wouldn't one like going down on a woman that one is going to be intimate with? Assuming regular bathing, no infections and such. Why wouldn't one want close contact with such a concentrated area of her sexuality? I don't get guys who are grossed out by the idea.

Well, that one particular ex said he wasn't comfortable using his hands or mouth because he "doesn't like the wet feeling."
Bitch, would you like me to jack you off without lube? No? Then shut up and get down there.

But the wet feeling is awesome! It's great when everything's all hot, wet, and sloppy.

[The Drone Empire]

Poor OP, it seems like the world is against him

Seems?

No, no, we quite frankly with to assault, abuse and then murder his argument, then bury under the porch.

[Noobubersland]

Poor OP, it seems like the world is against him

Because he's full of shit and seem to believe that if he tries hard enough he can change the fabric of reality to suit him

[Galloism]

For those of you complaining to me about how the population will be "too high", then just use SELF CONTROL. Restrain your sexual appetite, just because something feels pleasurable doesn't mean you should keep doing it ever hour or so. You get the point. Have some discipline and restraint!

There is nothing any of you can say to counter that statement. It all boils down to self control.

Women and men should have more respect for their bodies, by restraining it from sex. Women should want to preserve their precious virginity. Also, there are more ways of physical exercise than sex.

But I challenge you to find a more entertaining form of physical exercise.

[Gallowfield]

Poor OP, it seems like the world is against him

As they should be!

Hahaha, I'm on his side. It seems like all people want to do these days is sleep around!

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Poor OP, it seems like the world is against him

If it were up to him, the world would be like the Phillipines...the overpopulation, the STDs...the ban on contaceptives due to religious dogma...

[Galloism]

As they should be!

Hahaha, I'm on his side. It seems like all people want to do these days is sleep around!

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Scomagia]

For those of you complaining to me about how the population will be "too high", then just use SELF CONTROL. Restrain your sexual appetite, just because something feels pleasurable doesn't mean you should keep doing it ever hour or so. You get the point. Have some discipline and restraint!

There is nothing any of you can say to counter that statement. It all boils down to self control.

Women and men should have more respect for their bodies, by restraining it from sex. Women should want to preserve their precious virginity. Also, there are more ways of physical exercise than sex.

No, it boils down to shut the fuck up and don't judge me while I have protected sex with a transexual prostitute that I met five minutes ago. Mind your business brother, shit...

[Cu Math]

For those of you complaining to me about how the population will be "too high", then just use SELF CONTROL. Restrain your sexual appetite, just because something feels pleasurable doesn't mean you should keep doing it ever hour or so. You get the point. Have some discipline and restraint!

There is nothing any of you can say to counter that statement. It all boils down to self control.

Women and men should have more respect for their bodies, by restraining it from sex. Women should want to preserve their precious virginity. Also, there are more ways of physical exercise than sex.

Bonobos are sinful?
Dolphins are sinful?
*le gasp* Elephants have sex for pleasure
*looks at your flag*
HEATHEN PACHYDERM!

[The Batorys]

One issue that I almost forgot to mention is proper attire. This is an issue of both men and women, but mostly for women.

Women should never be nude, or wear revealing clothing. If they are to attract a husband, it shouldn't be by getting a man sexually aroused, and turning their own body into an object. We men should be attracted to their personalities. That is one reason why female sports are bad.

Men, should not sagg their pants, or wear revealing clothing, because they might excite a homosexual man. At least women, are not attracted to our bodily features.

Everyone should be dressed modest, and respectable.

Modesty lies in how one acts and what one says, not in what one wears. Why should people dress the way you want them to?

[Milks Empire]

Poor OP, it seems like the world is against him

More like the way the universe functions.

[Noobubersland]

For those of you complaining to me about how the population will be "too high", then just use SELF CONTROL. Restrain your sexual appetite, just because something feels pleasurable doesn't mean you should keep doing it ever hour or so. You get the point. Have some discipline and restraint!

There is nothing any of you can say to counter that statement. It all boils down to self control.

Women and men should have more respect for their bodies, by restraining it from sex. Women should want to preserve their precious virginity. Also, there are more ways of physical exercise than sex.

Why the fuck should we change so you feel like more of a smug snake?

[Nation of Fortune]

I find it amusing, that after the first couple pages the OP pretty much stopped trying to make any sensible argument, and started throwing in random religious based morality quips that he believes should be followed.

[Scomagia]

This well is continually ready for the bucket, man.
Never runs dry.


Well, that one particular ex said he wasn't comfortable using his hands or mouth because he "doesn't like the wet feeling."
Bitch, would you like me to jack you off without lube? No? Then shut up and get down there.

But the wet feeling is awesome! It's great when everything's all hot, wet, and sloppy.

Dear god is it ever awesome.

[Mushet]

For those of you complaining to me about how the population will be "too high", then just use SELF CONTROL. Restrain your sexual appetite, just because something feels pleasurable doesn't mean you should keep doing it ever hour or so. You get the point. Have some discipline and restraint!

There is nothing any of you can say to counter that statement. It all boils down to self control.

Women and men should have more respect for their bodies, by restraining it from sex. Women should want to preserve their precious virginity. Also, there are more ways of physical exercise than sex.

Who fucks for excercise? I mean as a main reason

[Socialist Ecuador]

This well is continually ready for the bucket, man.
Never runs dry.


Well, that one particular ex said he wasn't comfortable using his hands or mouth because he "doesn't like the wet feeling."
Bitch, would you like me to jack you off without lube? No? Then shut up and get down there.

But the wet feeling is awesome! It's great when everything's all hot, wet, and sloppy.

The Johnny Gan way!

[SaintB]

This is a rather successful troll for getting such poor ratings.