Sex, Contraceptives, Birth CRTL, All Bad

[Scomagia]

You're like concentrated sexiness. Extract of arousal. Essence of orgasm.

To make "Good Sex," you need:
3 Cups Nudity
2 1/2 cups Sexy Broth
1 Barry Manilow CD (Marvin Gaye CD may be substituted)
1/2 drop of TS (CAUTION! HIGHLY CONCENTRATED! More than 1 drop can orgasms so powerful they will stop your heart instantly!)

Sigged.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Duh. I've been causing orgasms since I was like ten, on purpose.
That shit is great.



Oh god I am some sort of sex psycho, aren't I?
Oh, what do I care? I just like sex.

A terrible person is what you are, but I sorta feel bad for you, assuming that you were molested since you said the age of 10.

Nope, I wasn't molested.
I just figured out what I thought was fun and made guys wiggle their giggle while I fiddled my diddle.
I never even had sex until I was 16.
Also, I'm a fucking awesome person.

[The Batorys]

I don't find hair getting in the mouth to be a big problem at all. Maybe occasionally I'll get a hair or two in the mouth, but I think many assume that it's a bigger problem than it actually is.

Ugh, I had a boyfriend who was all hair and no cock, and I would literally have to stop at least every couple minutes to pull out a hair.
That cuntwipe made me go through that but never once went down on me.
I hate him.

Well, he had... unfortunate proportions then. And he never went down on you? What a douche.

[Milks Empire]

I'll paraphrase how Neil deGrasse Tyson put it: We have an entertainment complex in the middle of a waste processing plant! Who designed that?

I'll be here all night. Try the fish.

[Scomagia]

Guys, I think we're sliding past the PG-13 rating, skipping directly over R, and heading into NC-17 territory.

I believe I've had something to do with that.

[Wikkiwallana]

Duh. I've been causing orgasms since I was like ten, on purpose.
That shit is great.



Oh god I am some sort of sex psycho, aren't I?
Oh, what do I care? I just like sex.

A terrible person is what you are, but I sorta feel bad for you, assuming that you were molested since you said the age of 10.

Puberty can happen as young as 8 without being abnormal.

[The Batorys]

Kids generally won't be interested until they're at the age when they find that sort of thing really interesting.

As a child, I found sex scenes in movies boring. I didn't get the point of porn until I hit puberty.

And if we stopped making such a big deal of keeping it away from them, it wouldn't have forbidden fruit appeal either, and would be almost totally uninteresting to them.

Indeed. I was watching R rated movies as a kid. I also found some of my parents' porn. I didn't find sexual stuff interesting when I was little. Thought it was one of those boring adult things. Until, of course, I was 12 or so and suddenly developed different interests.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Ugh, I had a boyfriend who was all hair and no cock, and I would literally have to stop at least every couple minutes to pull out a hair.
That cuntwipe made me go through that but never once went down on me.
I hate him.

Well, he had... unfortunate proportions then. And he never went down on you? What a douche.

Yeah. I never received oral sex until two months ago. And I don't get to have sex with him again because he's moving and I don't have the money to drive to Chapel Hill. But oh my god, he and I meshed so well. We are both addicted to sex and he shares my kinks and we smoked together before we had sex and it was so, so, so amazing. I will marry him if only for the sex and the fact that he is a fucking God
The most attractive man I have ever slept with. And that's saying something.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

And if we stopped making such a big deal of keeping it away from them, it wouldn't have forbidden fruit appeal either, and would be almost totally uninteresting to them.

Indeed. I was watching R rated movies as a kid. I also found some of my parents' porn. I didn't find sexual stuff interesting when I was little. Thought it was one of those boring adult things. Until, of course, I was 12 or so and suddenly developed different interests.

...
I guess I'm the only one here who started masturbating at five, then?

[Scomagia]

Ugh, I had a boyfriend who was all hair and no cock, and I would literally have to stop at least every couple minutes to pull out a hair.
That cuntwipe made me go through that but never once went down on me.
I hate him.

Well, he had... unfortunate proportions then. And he never went down on you? What a douche.

Douchiness of said boyfriend is awful.

[Saiwania]

I think that there are legitimate social and demographic issues in developed nations with the birth rate declining to below replacement levels, children being born out of wedlock, the collapse of the nuclear family, skyrocketing divorce rates, etc. which I am certain that the OP is frustrated about. I am as well, and there's certainly nothing wrong with taking political stances on social issues; even if it proves to be unpopular.

But I don't believe that demonizing sex or contraception should be the way to go about it, I feel that it would be counterproductive and a ton of wasted effort. There aren't really any easy solutions to those problems that come to mind.

Censorship of media isn't necessary either, if someone doesn't want to see certain content, then they should feel empowered to implement their own filtering solutions rather than have the government do it for them and negatively impact the people who do want the censored material.

[Wikkiwallana]

Indeed. I was watching R rated movies as a kid. I also found some of my parents' porn. I didn't find sexual stuff interesting when I was little. Thought it was one of those boring adult things. Until, of course, I was 12 or so and suddenly developed different interests.

...
I guess I'm the only one here who started masturbating at five, then?

From what I've read, that's pretty normal too.

[The Batorys]

Well, he had... unfortunate proportions then. And he never went down on you? What a douche.

Yeah. I never received oral sex until two months ago. And I don't get to have sex with him again because he's moving and I don't have the money to drive to Chapel Hill. But oh my god, he and I meshed so well. We are both addicted to sex and he shares my kinks and we smoked together before we had sex and it was so, so, so amazing. I will marry him if only for the sex and the fact that he is a fucking God
The most attractive man I have ever slept with. And that's saying something.

I've always wondered about men who don't enjoy performing oral sex on women. Calls into question their.... well, I'll stop there. Doesn't make sense to me, that's certain.

[Scomagia]

Yeah. I never received oral sex until two months ago. And I don't get to have sex with him again because he's moving and I don't have the money to drive to Chapel Hill. But oh my god, he and I meshed so well. We are both addicted to sex and he shares my kinks and we smoked together before we had sex and it was so, so, so amazing. I will marry him if only for the sex and the fact that he is a fucking God
The most attractive man I have ever slept with. And that's saying something.

I've always wondered about men who don't enjoy performing oral sex on women. Calls into question their.... well, I'll stop there. Doesn't make sense to me, that's certain.

That makes two of us chief.

[Ashmoria]

Contraceptives, birth control, and having sex for pleasure are all bad.

Contraceptives and birth control is bad due to the fact that it slows population growth, and it creates and aging nation. Who would want to live in an elderly nation? Look at Japan. Furthermore, contraceptives cause men to spill their seeds.
Birth control is even worse, because it involves murdering an innocent, living, baby that has a soul, before it is even borne.
If you did't want to have a baby, then don't have sex! If you were raped, then it is not the baby's fault that you were raped, it is the raper's fault!

Another thing is that the purpose of sex is for procreation, not fun. If you are bored find another hobby besides sex. People should have sex to increase the population. With a higher population, businesses will grow because they will have more worker, and they won't have to raise wages so high. If businesses grow, then the economy will be improved. A higher population also leads to a larger, and more powerful military. The only sex act there should be is intercourse, because it is needed for the creation of baby's. Women do not need to have orgasms in order to have babies.

Masturbation is also a bad thing, because it cause people to see their genitals as toys for pleasure, and not for procreative purposes. Also, abstinence leads to a build up of hormones, and that creates an euphoric feeling; that's science, and it is nature's anti-depressant. Another problem these days is that women and men are overly concerned with the appearance of their genitals. Women are shaving, and some even get "reductions" and men are shaving down there.

There are a ton of ways to have fun besides sex, let sex be for procreation.

phew. its a good thing we have privacy in this country (US). that way you will never have to be burdened with the knowledge of who is and who isnt avoiding conception.

[Desperate Measures]

A terrible person is what you are, but I sorta feel bad for you, assuming that you were molested since you said the age of 10.

Nope, I wasn't molested.
I just figured out what I thought was fun and made guys wiggle their giggle while I fiddled my diddle.
I never even had sex until I was 16.
Also, I'm a fucking awesome person.

Seconded. And I'm not sure how you can molest yourself but if anybody could it is probably you.

[The Drone Empire]

*Reads OP, then following arguments..*

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Yeah. I never received oral sex until two months ago. And I don't get to have sex with him again because he's moving and I don't have the money to drive to Chapel Hill. But oh my god, he and I meshed so well. We are both addicted to sex and he shares my kinks and we smoked together before we had sex and it was so, so, so amazing. I will marry him if only for the sex and the fact that he is a fucking God
The most attractive man I have ever slept with. And that's saying something.

I've always wondered about men who don't enjoy performing oral sex on women. Calls into question their.... well, I'll stop there. Doesn't make sense to me, that's certain.

I love going down on women. So long as they've showered within the past fucking day and don't have an infection, women are delicious and they respond differently from men.
God I want a girlfriend again. There aren't enough lesbians around!

[Neutraligon]

I've always wondered about men who don't enjoy performing oral sex on women. Calls into question their.... well, I'll stop there. Doesn't make sense to me, that's certain.

I love going down on women. So long as they've showered within the past fucking day and don't have an infection, women are delicious and they respond differently from men.
God I want a girlfriend again. There aren't enough lesbians around!

...Does bi count...

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Nope, I wasn't molested.
I just figured out what I thought was fun and made guys wiggle their giggle while I fiddled my diddle.
I never even had sex until I was 16.
Also, I'm a fucking awesome person.

Seconded. And I'm not sure how you can molest yourself but if anybody could it is probably you.

Oh, I molest myself daily.
Or, hourly, more accurately.
I've just stopped wearing panties because they're getting in the way.

[Milks Empire]

Seconded. And I'm not sure how you can molest yourself but if anybody could it is probably you.

Oh, I molest myself daily.
Or, hourly, more accurately.
I've just stopped wearing panties because they're getting in the way.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

I love going down on women. So long as they've showered within the past fucking day and don't have an infection, women are delicious and they respond differently from men.
God I want a girlfriend again. There aren't enough lesbians around!

...Does bi count...

Yes! Bi-, tri-, poly-, pan-, or homosexual women or anyone with a vagina! Contact me now!

[The Drone Empire]

Seconded. And I'm not sure how you can molest yourself but if anybody could it is probably you.

Oh, I molest myself daily.
Or, hourly, more accurately.
I've just stopped wearing panties because they're getting in the way.

Sounds like a fun time!


Does not the well run dry?

[The Batorys]

I've always wondered about men who don't enjoy performing oral sex on women. Calls into question their.... well, I'll stop there. Doesn't make sense to me, that's certain.

I love going down on women. So long as they've showered within the past fucking day and don't have an infection, women are delicious and they respond differently from men.
God I want a girlfriend again. There aren't enough lesbians around!

That's just it. If one is attracted to women, why wouldn't one like going down on a woman that one is going to be intimate with? Assuming regular bathing, no infections and such. Why wouldn't one want close contact with such a concentrated area of her sexuality? I don't get guys who are grossed out by the idea.

[Scomagia]

Seconded. And I'm not sure how you can molest yourself but if anybody could it is probably you.

Oh, I molest myself daily.
Or, hourly, more accurately.
I've just stopped wearing panties because they're getting in the way.

I need to leave this thread now. Chaffing...