HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY

[Mavorpen]

I'm confused as hell, do you people never joke about a holiday?

Joking=/=Mocking.

Most jokes are thinly layered mocking. Your point?

[Fedeledland]

Well, It's 15 minutes until Zombie Jesus Day. It's the day we celebrate Jesus becomming a zombie when he came back to life after being crucified. I would like the wish all NSers a very happy Zombie Jesus day. Do any of you have plans. For me, I am going to play 12 hours straight of zombies games. This year is Red Dead Redemption: Undead Alive, Left 4 Dead, and Dead Rising 2.

Congratulations, you made a thread fifteen minutes before Easter Sunday, just so you could ridicule and ruin the image of Jesus Christ. At least the Orthodox Christians got a thread with some respect.

A shame that this is what it comes down to, kids parodying Christianity by comparing its Prophet to a brainless zombie, and celebrating his name by playing half a day of video games.

Me? I'll enjoy time with friends and family, at church and at home, while enjoying a feast that was made possible by the Messiah that you mock and his father.

... Are you offended by such a joke?
And btw, how did the Jesus child make your particular feast possible? You would've been able to have exactly the same things without Christianity.

[Mavorpen]

This is offensive, this christian holiday is to remember what Jesus did for Christians not to play violent games which encourage breaking of the commandments and beatitudes, shame, Hossaim, shame.

And yet most people just care about the candy anyway.

[The Akkadian Empire]

Me? I'll enjoy time with friends and family, at church and at home, while enjoying a feast that was made possible by the Messiah that you mock and his father.

1. Boring.
2. That feast wasn't made possible by anyone other than the ones who bought it.
3. Lolwhut?

Regarding everyone else in the thread:

Trolling.

And since when is the tradition of our church, ninety seven years old, of making food from scratch (made possible by God almighty) so your fellow churchgoers can enjoy and have a wonderful time?

You may not share the beliefs or the customs of family and friends, but there is no need to spit in the face of it and disrespect it so. Have some courtesy, please.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

And it's not fifteen minutes to that everywhere, I still have an 1.5h to go.

[Drouga]

To everyone who is getting upset at a joke, get over yourselves.

Look at it this way. You say we're all going to hell? If that's the case the jokes on us, right? So there. Now everyone can be happy.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

This is offensive, this christian holiday is to remember what Jesus did for Christians not to play violent games which encourage breaking of the commandments and beatitudes, shame, Hossaim, shame.

And yet most people just care about the candy anyway.

Sadly, but it is a time to celebrate-ish

[Renascibilitas]

Stop giving atheist a bad name. There are other ways to criticize a religion without using incendiary tactics like this.

[Blazedtown]

Ah Zombie Jesus Day. When Zombie Jesus rides the Easter rabbit into town spreading death and decay from his basket of zombie eggs.

[Registug]

Calm down, other people are allowed to enjoy the holiday in their own way. Here in Australia I've never been told to burn in Hell because I do a holiday differently. In fact, the school bloody chaplain likes to call it Zombie Jesus Day too. It's just a joke.

[Ascencium]

Yeahhhhhhh.

We don't really do that.

Since when is it against Christianity to laugh?

It's not, but when you're making fun of our religion...

[The Akkadian Empire]

Congratulations, you made a thread fifteen minutes before Easter Sunday, just so you could ridicule and ruin the image of Jesus Christ. At least the Orthodox Christians got a thread with some respect.

A shame that this is what it comes down to, kids parodying Christianity by comparing its Prophet to a brainless zombie, and celebrating his name by playing half a day of video games.

Me? I'll enjoy time with friends and family, at church and at home, while enjoying a feast that was made possible by the Messiah that you mock and his father.

... Are you offended by such a joke?
And btw, how did the Jesus child make your particular feast possible? You would've been able to have exactly the same things without Christianity.

That is a bad question, to say the least.

You may not be able to fathom it, but I am a proud Christian, I believe that God almighty exists, and I believe Jesus Christ is his son and the Messiah. Ergo, I believe that since God exists, all the things possible to create such a feast would not exist (just as we would not exist).

[Soviet Canuckistan]

To everyone who is getting upset at a joke, get over yourselves.

Look at it this way. You say we're all going to hell? If that's the case the jokes on us, right? So there. Now everyone can be happy.

It's not a joke, he's going to desecrate another holiday.

[Hossaim]

Well, It's 15 minutes until Zombie Jesus Day. It's the day we celebrate Jesus becomming a zombie when he came back to life after being crucified. I would like the wish all NSers a very happy Zombie Jesus day. Do any of you have plans. For me, I am going to play 12 hours straight of zombies games. This year is Red Dead Redemption: Undead Alive, Left 4 Dead, and Dead Rising 2.

This is offensive, this christian holiday is to remember what Jesus did for Christians not to play violent games which encourage breaking of the commandments and beatitudes, shame, Hossaim, shame.

Why should i follow a set of "rules" written in some old book by a hermit 2000 years ago? If there was a list of Hogwarts rules in a Harry Potter book should i randomly follow them to?

[The Geth Empire]

Happy Easter to you too! I'm going to spend the day by going to Church first, then after we'll go hunt for some eggs and thanking God for the wonderful food at lunch time. Also will end with going to Church again at 6. Cheers Mate!

[SuperHappySmileyWorld]

Consitering i spent a good chunk of Good Friday doing about the most sacrilegious thing i have ever done i suppose piling more on won't hurt (I will be spending time with family though, despite not wanting to whole heartedly

[Fedeledland]

And since when is the tradition of our church, ninety seven years old, of making food from scratch (made possible by God almighty) so your fellow churchgoers can enjoy and have a wonderful time?.

... Wha?

[Rupudska]

Heretics, all of you.

I worship the one true God, Crystal Dragon Ninja Pirate Robot Jesus.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

... Are you offended by such a joke?
And btw, how did the Jesus child make your particular feast possible? You would've been able to have exactly the same things without Christianity.

That is a bad question, to say the least.

You may not be able to fathom it, but I am a proud Christian, I believe that God almighty exists, and I believe Jesus Christ is his son and the Messiah. Ergo, I believe that since God exists, all the things possible to create such a feast would not exist (just as we would not exist).

this^
Our society has changed this holiday into one of money not rejoicing and remembering in our Saviour, this wouldn't be possible without it, it would just be another April 7th without him.

[Mavorpen]

Trolling.

And since when is the tradition of our church, ninety seven years old, of making food from scratch (made possible by God almighty) so your fellow churchgoers can enjoy and have a wonderful time?

You may not share the beliefs or the customs of family and friends, but there is no need to spit in the face of it and disrespect it so. Have some courtesy, please.

No, I wasn't trolling. Anyway, I HIGHLY doubt you make food from scratch. You're saying you make food from things you didn't buy from a store or from any market whatsoever? How is it made possible by God? It's YOUR money, which YOU earned. If anything, it's made possible by your parents, who gave birth to you. I fail to see how this is a "wonderful time" personally, and would rather be enjoying a day of eating candy, playing video games, etc. with my friends.

Yes, I don't respect the holiday, but I in fact respect your right to hold the beliefs associated with it and your right to have the holiday. Unless I'm kicking you in the face and screaming, "JESUS IS FAKE!" I fail to see what's your problem.

[Genivaria]

Since when is it against Christianity to laugh?

It's not, but when you're making fun of our religion...

[Fedeledland]

Heretics, all of you.

I worship the one true God, Crystal Dragon Ninja Pirate Robot Jesus.

The One True God is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, unbeliever!

[Stovokor]

Oh right! I forgot that only we Christians can be intolerant and obnoxious. Silly me.

Don't forget, lacking a sense of humor as well =)

[Vaklor]

lawl, so many christians getting hurt

[Mavorpen]

this^
Our society has changed this holiday into one of money not rejoicing and remembering in our Saviour, this wouldn't be possible without it, it would just be another April 7th without him.

I like April 7th. Stop bashing it.