HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY

[Jerusalem and Damascus]

Influence from the Romans but doesn't mean it's solely Saturnalia.

It MOSTLY came from Paganism, with, sure a few Jewish bits.

Kind of the other way around, considering Christmas traditions vary wildly all the world around.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Soviet, Answer me.

Physics can't be interpreted. It's fact.

1+1= 2 for me.

1+1 should not equal 2132 for you.

Sadly, 1+1 equalling 2132 is the base of all religion.

I have questions for you to answer too.

[Mavorpen]

GG? What?

I could very easily say that God created this relationship between the Sun and the Plants for a very special reason.

There is no reason.

Yet then I would hear more bitching about the Big Bang and then I'd have to point out that none of you know the Big Bang happened exactly like this or that, then I'd have to hear the classic counter argument of "How was God created" or "How do you know God even exists". Then the cycle repeats itself with neither side being swayed because the Theists versus Atheists argument is one of the oldest and is basically impossible for either side to convince the other.

Big Bang has nothing to do with the fact that those who wrote the Bible didn't know what Photosynthesis was.

[Harkonna]

GG? What?

I could very easily say that God created this relationship between the Sun and the Plants for a very special reason.

Yet then I would hear more bitching about the Big Bang and then I'd have to point out that none of you know the Big Bang happened exactly like this or that, then I'd have to hear the classic counter argument of "How was God created" or "How do you know God even exists". Then the cycle repeats itself with neither side being swayed because the Theists versus Atheists argument is one of the oldest and is basically impossible for either side to convince the other.

Pointless to bray any more breath with some of you people. I follow a Faith that my family line has followed for centuries, you choose to not follow that Faith and that is your own will. Quite frankly I am glad to see that this thread is now less about insulting Jesus Christ with this pathetic "HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY" nonsense and just people wasting each others times.

So goodnight, Western and Eastern Christians, and of course those of Judaism I hope you have an enjoyable and sociable Easter Sunday. For the rest of the you, I hope you can calm yourselves and have a sliver of respect for your fellow human beings.

Flee, fallacious flagellant! Fie!
Condescending coward!
Vile, virulent- vehemently verbose villain!

It amuses me that whenever a creationist numpty such as this gets his back intellectually against the wall, and people bring evidence to bear ... They run away and resort to their usual fallacies, after their long-debunked rubbish they try to pose as philosophical or statistics-based evidence are blown apart.

Oh well. Good riddance.

Happy Zombie Lich Jesus day to all. < Willing to change to fit the evidence.

[Mavorpen]

When did jesus exist? Not using a calender arbitrarily designed hundreds after his supposed death. When did god create matter? Using a scientifically acceptable manner of measurement, not a mad trance by a starving man somewhere in the middle east?

When did we exist, how do we know the exact date of when the universe was created.

Time started with the Big Bang. So, day 0.

[Condunum]

I saw this and felt like bringing some comedy in, but it seems most of you here beat me to it. Damn. Happy Zombie Jesus Day, I guess.

[The Akkadian Empire]

GG? What?

I could very easily say that God created this relationship between the Sun and the Plants for a very special reason.

Yet then I would hear more bitching about the Big Bang and then I'd have to point out that none of you know the Big Bang happened exactly like this or that, then I'd have to hear the classic counter argument of "How was God created" or "How do you know God even exists". Then the cycle repeats itself with neither side being swayed because the Theists versus Atheists argument is one of the oldest and is basically impossible for either side to convince the other.

Pointless to bray any more breath with some of you people. I follow a Faith that my family line has followed for centuries, you choose to not follow that Faith and that is your own will. Quite frankly I am glad to see that this thread is now less about insulting Jesus Christ with this pathetic "HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY" nonsense and just people wasting each others times.

So goodnight, Western and Eastern Christians, and of course those of Judaism I hope you have an enjoyable and sociable Easter Sunday. For the rest of the you, I hope you can calm yourselves and have a sliver of respect for your fellow human beings.

Yeah, thanks. Just slight the Muslims, European Pagans, Taoists, Buddhists, Hindus, various cultists, folk religion-ists (Shinto, etc.), Mormons, Baha'ists, and more.

Who's culturally superior now, eh?

If you say so, you know within that it was not my goal to insult Muslims, European Pagans, Taoists, Buddhists, Hindus, various cultists, folk religion-ists (Shinto, etc.), Mormons, Baha'ists, and more.

Have fun trying to get the final laugh.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

When did we exist, how do we know the exact date of when the universe was created.

Time started with the Big Bang. So, day 0.

But how many days exactly, how do we know that our midnight is the midnight the universe was created on.

[Heirosoloa]

When did we exist, how do we know the exact date of when the universe was created.

Time started with the Big Bang. So, day 0. :palm:

Yeah! Day 0! 2012 years ago!

[Hossaim]

Soviet, Answer me.

I have questions for you to answer too.

Nice job avoiding my argument because you can't think of anything to hit me with.

[Greater Tezdrian]

Nnnnn. Okay. No, Jewish Festival of Lights.

Saturnalia. Christmas trees.

Christmas trees have absolutely fuck-all to do with Saturnalia.

Anyway, Happy Easter to the Christians, Merry Ostara/Eostere for the Wiccans, and Felix Adonia et Magelensia to the rest of you.

[Mavorpen]

I saw this and felt like bringing some comedy in, but it seems most of you here beat me to it. Damn. Happy Zombie Jesus Day, I guess.

Dude, I highly encourage you read through the entire thread if you haven't. Shit's hilarious.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

I have questions for you to answer too.

Nice job avoiding my argument because you can't think of anything to hit me with.

My questions don't have to do with this thread, I can answer people besides you.

[Vaklor]

Time started with the Big Bang. So, day 0.

But how many days exactly, how do we know that our midnight is the midnight the universe was created on.

you dont get it, midnight was CREATED and STARTED when the big bang happened

[Genivaria]

Christmas is for pagans.

Please don't do this. Please.

Yes, I get the day matches up with Pagan stuff, but it also matches up with the Jewish Festival of Lights, so it's not necessarily Pagan.

Does anyone else here find a sort of detachment between the Christmas you grew up with and the Christmas you hear about from Christians?
Let me clarify, when I was a child Christmas was A Christmas Carol, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, spending time your family, enjoying time off from work/school, Santa Claus, Jack Frost, Frosty the Snow Man.

In the movie A Christmas Carol, what did the Ghost of Christmas Present say Christmas was all about?
Peace on Earth and good will towards man. THAT'S Christmas. I don't need any virgin birth to make this special, it already IS special.

Sorry bout that J&D, wasn't ranting at you.

[Heirosoloa]

If you say so, you know within that it was not my goal to insult Muslims, European Pagans, Taoists, Buddhists, Hindus, various cultists, folk religion-ists (Shinto, etc.), Mormons, Baha'ists, and more.

Have fun trying to get the final laugh.

I'm having a great time, thank you!

[Mavorpen]

Time started with the Big Bang. So, day 0.

But how many days exactly, how do we know that our midnight is the midnight the universe was created on.

Time of the universe is measured in BILLIONS of YEARS.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

But how many days exactly, how do we know that our midnight is the midnight the universe was created on.

you dont get it, midnight was CREATED and STARTED when the big bang happened

how do we know the universe wasn't created on what we consider 2:00pm on a sunday, we don't know the exact date how far back the universe was created.

[Genivaria]

When did we exist, how do we know the exact date of when the universe was created.

Time started with the Big Bang. So, day 0.

I seriously think he's a troll.

[Hossaim]

Nice job avoiding my argument because you can't think of anything to hit me with.

My questions don't have to do with this thread, I can answer people besides you.

If your questions have nothing to do with this thread then why did you post them?

[Cu Math]

When did jesus exist? Not using a calender arbitrarily designed hundreds after his supposed death. When did god create matter? Using a scientifically acceptable manner of measurement, not a mad trance by a starving man somewhere in the middle east?

When did we exist, how do we know the exact date of when the universe was created.

Because of the decay of radiation, the slow expansion of the universe at a steady rate, and the fact that the big bang is still affecting instruments in a way easily extrapolated from Much like the doppler effect combined with knowledge of the pitch at rest can easily give the speed of the object.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

But how many days exactly, how do we know that our midnight is the midnight the universe was created on.

Time of the universe is measured in BILLIONS of YEARS.

I know, but if physics has all the answers how come we don't have an exact measure down to the nanosecond of when the universe was created.

[Jerusalem and Damascus]

Please don't do this. Please.

Yes, I get the day matches up with Pagan stuff, but it also matches up with the Jewish Festival of Lights, so it's not necessarily Pagan.

Does anyone else here find a sort of detachment between the Christmas you grew up with and the Christmas you hear about from Christians?
Let me clarify, when I was a child Christmas was A Christmas Carol, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, spending time your family, enjoying time off from work/school, Santa Claus, Jack Frost, Frosty the Snow Man.

In the movie A Christmas Carol, what did the Ghost of Christmas Present say Christmas was all about?
Peace on Earth and good will towards man. THAT'S Christmas. I don't need any virgin birth to make this special, it already IS special.

Sorry bout that J&D, wasn't ranting at you.

Oh, it's fine.

I sort of keep the two separate, the secular Christmas and the Christian one. I do my own quiet little reverence, and then I spend my time with the family in the secular way because, hey, they're not religious, but I still love'em and the secular Christmas.

[Meowfoundland]

Happy Easter, all. I hope everyone has a chocolate or worship filled day, or both.

[The Addams Family]

My activities will include throwing black dyed eggs at the Easter Parade and digging up graves.