HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY

[Renascibilitas]

"Thou shalt not kill" was broken throughout the whole damn Bible. Jainism and Buddhism hold true to that belief several times better than Christianity. Why should you respect your neighbor for no reason? "Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone" is how it's been for a long time. What "creation" are we respecting?

Show proof, and creation is our environment, if we respect our environment maybe we wouldn't be falling into our global warming apocalypse.

Are you seriously going to postulate the idea that religions that predated Christianity by thousands of years didn't develop those ideas first?

[Genivaria]

Sigh.

Really? All this negativity? Oh, come on guys, it's not the time for this. This is a time to be celebrating, even if it's not for Easter. It's bloody spring, and it's been so for a while! You're free for cold's brutal clutches and may now enjoy some semblance of warmth! Huzzah!

I like the cold actually.

[Jerusalem and Damascus]

Sigh.

Really? All this negativity? Oh, come on guys, it's not the time for this. This is a time to be celebrating, even if it's not for Easter. It's bloody spring, and it's been so for a while! You're free for cold's brutal clutches and may now enjoy some semblance of warmth! Huzzah!

Negativity?

Is light mocking negativity now? Really?

No, not him.

Ussss. The Christians. We're all getting upset over what is not really something to get upset over.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Where's the proof there, show us some proof.

Jain monks don't eat carrots. Know why? Because they have roots, therefore you would be killing the carrot. THAT'S how much they respect life. I'd say that defeats anything Jesus ever taught.

Then what do they eat as all vegetables are living, you can't survive on water

[Conserative Morality]

No, not him.

Ussss. The Christians. We're all getting upset over what is not really something to get upset over.

Oh whoops, my mistake, apologies.

[Jerusalem and Damascus]

Sigh.

Really? All this negativity? Oh, come on guys, it's not the time for this. This is a time to be celebrating, even if it's not for Easter. It's bloody spring, and it's been so for a while! You're free for cold's brutal clutches and may now enjoy some semblance of warmth! Huzzah!

I like the cold actually.

You do not live in the Ottawa Valley, this is why.

My beard has frozen on occasion here.

[Mavorpen]

"Thou shalt not kill" was broken throughout the whole damn Bible. Jainism and Buddhism hold true to that belief several times better than Christianity. Why should you respect your neighbor for no reason? "Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone" is how it's been for a long time. What "creation" are we respecting?

Show proof, and creation is our environment, if we respect our environment maybe we wouldn't be falling into our global warming apocalypse.

Proof of what? Care for the environment once again is not something Christianity came up with. In fact, Cynics held the philosophy centuries before Jesus even lived.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Show proof, and creation is our environment, if we respect our environment maybe we wouldn't be falling into our global warming apocalypse.

Are you seriously going to postulate the idea that religions that predated Christianity by thousands of years didn't develop those ideas first?

But who created the people who postulated those ideas...God

[Caninope]

Where's the proof there, show us some proof.

Jain monks don't eat carrots. Know why? Because they have roots, therefore you would be killing the carrot. THAT'S how much they respect life. I'd say that defeats anything Jesus ever taught.

So, Jainist monks don't eat anything?

After all, by eating something, you've killed something. Besides, last I checked, Jesus wasn't into the whole killing thing.

[Fedeledland]

"Thou shalt not kill" was broken throughout the whole damn Bible. Jainism and Buddhism hold true to that belief several times better than Christianity. Why should you respect your neighbor for no reason? "Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone" is how it's been for a long time. What "creation" are we respecting?

Show proof, and creation is our environment, if we respect our environment maybe we wouldn't be falling into our global warming apocalypse.

Most religions are older AND more peaceful than most Abrahamic ones (except Judaism in antiquity)

[Renascibilitas]

Jain monks don't eat carrots. Know why? Because they have roots, therefore you would be killing the carrot. THAT'S how much they respect life. I'd say that defeats anything Jesus ever taught.

Then what do they eat as all vegetables are living, you can't survive on water

Because all vegetables are root vegetables.

[Mavorpen]

Jain monks don't eat carrots. Know why? Because they have roots, therefore you would be killing the carrot. THAT'S how much they respect life. I'd say that defeats anything Jesus ever taught.

Then what do they eat as all vegetables are living, you can't survive on water

You've never heard of fruit?

[Soviet Canuckistan]

I like the cold actually.

You do not live in the Ottawa Valley, this is why.

My beard has frozen on occasion here.

Come to Alberta, it's bad there

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Then what do they eat as all vegetables are living, you can't survive on water

You've never heard of fruit?

Fruit living too.

[Genivaria]

I like the cold actually.

You do not live in the Ottawa Valley, this is why.

My beard has frozen on occasion here.

*blinks* I'm sorry to hear that.
I live in Texas, so I view snow and winter time like Rapunzel views the world outside her tower.

[Fedeledland]

Are you seriously going to postulate the idea that religions that predated Christianity by thousands of years didn't develop those ideas first?

But who created the people who postulated those ideas...God

No. It was a sperm cell and an ovary.

[Mavorpen]

Jain monks don't eat carrots. Know why? Because they have roots, therefore you would be killing the carrot. THAT'S how much they respect life. I'd say that defeats anything Jesus ever taught.

So, Jainist monks don't eat anything?

After all, by eating something, you've killed something. Besides, last I checked, Jesus wasn't into the whole killing thing.

What the fuck is going on? Ignorance, ignorance everywhere.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

You do not live in the Ottawa Valley, this is why.

My beard has frozen on occasion here.

*blinks* I'm sorry to hear that.
I live in Texas, so I view snow and winter time like Rapunzel views the world outside her tower.

Texas, Alberta's warm cousin

[Caninope]

Then what do they eat as all vegetables are living, you can't survive on water

You've never heard of fruit?

And by eating fruit, they've prevented new life from forming. They've killed a little embryo (the seed).

[Soviet Canuckistan]

But who created the people who postulated those ideas...God

No. It was a sperm cell and an ovary.

Created by... God

[Renascibilitas]

Are you seriously going to postulate the idea that religions that predated Christianity by thousands of years didn't develop those ideas first?

But who created the people who postulated those ideas...God

God must like contradictions. The morality of Hinduism and Jainism are completely incompatible with Christianity. How can they both be from the same source?

[Mavorpen]

You've never heard of fruit?

Fruit living too.

Fruits aren't living. Fruits are simply growths of a plant meant to be eaten for seed dispersal.

[Fedeledland]

You've never heard of fruit?

Fruit living too.

No. The TREE and SEED are living but the fruit isn't. God.

[Genivaria]

Are you seriously going to postulate the idea that religions that predated Christianity by thousands of years didn't develop those ideas first?

But who created the people who postulated those ideas...God

Again. Proof or GTFO.

[Finium]

I get the feeling that the gracious author of this thread was really hoping to pick a fight...