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Gladia
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Postby Gladia » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:11 pm

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:I haven't dated.

Ergo, I fail at failure.
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Trussvania
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Postby Trussvania » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:11 pm

Welp after two years of dating she decides she wants to break up. The fail you ask? I was so stunned i didn't try to stop her.

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Four-sided Triangles
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Postby Four-sided Triangles » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:12 pm

Blazedtown wrote:From the threads of yours I've read, you seem to be more of shy boy than a man. Just a feeling. You can be 50 years old and not be a man. Its like not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles thing.


People I meet in person tell me I'm quite mature.
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New Sapienta
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Postby New Sapienta » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:12 pm

Four-sided Triangles wrote:
New Sapienta wrote:What if you do both?

And how does getting intimate make them any less human?


It's all about motivations. If you're being "nice" so that they're more likely to sleep with you, you're really not being nice because you actually respect them. People can often sense the subtle presence of ulterior motives. If you're being genuinely nice because you respect them and then sex eventually happens later on, that is very different.

If you are only being nice for the intimacy, yes.

I am generally nice to everyone I meet.
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Postby Mavorpen » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:12 pm

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If this is legit, then I am Santa Claus.

EDIT: Added Claus at the end of Santa.


You're a 100+ old man with a large belly and beard? I see why you have dating problems.
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Postby Triumvirate of Mars » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:13 pm

Me (Male) taking a lesbian friend of mine to a dance only to find the only lesbian girl she broke up with... Yeah. Also live in South Carolina, the bible belt. A lot of bad elements add together to make a very bad idea. Lol
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Postby Saurisisia » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:14 pm

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Lacadaemon
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Postby Lacadaemon » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:14 pm

True story though:

I actually did once kiss Miss UK. On the lips and everything. Then I cried. Probably because I was 5 years old.
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Blazedtown
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Postby Blazedtown » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:14 pm

Four-sided Triangles wrote:
Blazedtown wrote:From the threads of yours I've read, you seem to be more of shy boy than a man. Just a feeling. You can be 50 years old and not be a man. Its like not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles thing.


People I meet in person tell me I'm quite mature.


Once again, there is a difference between maturity and manhood. Very hard to explain, and I'm too stoned to try.
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Christmahanikwanzikah
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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:14 pm

I am, in a way, lucky that this girl is fairly sexist (even by her own admission) in that she considers women much more manipulative than men and shows me when and how they can be that way.

It's almost like I have an archive of cheat codes. Almost.
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The Imperial Federacy
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Postby The Imperial Federacy » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:14 pm

I tend to accidentally cock block myself quite frequently. Does that count?
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Mad Monarch
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Postby Mad Monarch » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:16 pm

The Imperial Federacy wrote:I tend to accidentally cock block myself quite frequently. Does that count?

Welcome to the club. Here is your complimentary t-shirt.
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Drekka
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Postby Drekka » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:16 pm

Four-sided Triangles wrote:
Drekka wrote:Lucky you. I do the same but I only seem to get alienated by 99% of the femaIes. don't know it it's me or them with the problem.


Are you being nice as a tactic in order to try and get more intimate with them? Or are you just being nice because you see them as fellow human beings?


It's the ladder. If I were a "smooth operator" I would have all the b*tches XD. Jk. I see most
girls as people. For a more than platonic relationship, I seek out those who are open minded.
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Mavorpen
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Postby Mavorpen » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:16 pm

All right, might as well share my story.

Once I tried to piss on this girl I liked to let her know she is mine. Of course the reaction people had when reading, "Local Black Male Pees on Woman" was, "Usher's at it again...?"
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Christmahanikwanzikah
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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:17 pm

Mavorpen wrote:All right, might as well share my story.

Once I tried to piss on this girl I liked to let her know she is mine. Of course the reaction people had when reading, "Local Black Male Pees on Woman" was, "Usher's at it again...?"


You took the piss on her?

Shouldn't have waited so long.
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Blazedtown
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Postby Blazedtown » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:18 pm

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:I am, in a way, lucky that this girl is fairly sexist (even by her own admission) in that she considers women much more manipulative than men and shows me when and how they can be that way.

It's almost like I have an archive of cheat codes. Almost.


You must share this knowledge with the world.
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Lacadaemon
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Postby Lacadaemon » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:19 pm

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:I am, in a way, lucky that this girl is fairly sexist (even by her own admission) in that she considers women much more manipulative than men and shows me when and how they can be that way.

It's almost like I have an archive of cheat codes. Almost.



You have no cheat codes.
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Mavorpen
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Postby Mavorpen » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:19 pm

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:All right, might as well share my story.

Once I tried to piss on this girl I liked to let her know she is mine. Of course the reaction people had when reading, "Local Black Male Pees on Woman" was, "Usher's at it again...?"


You took the piss on her?

Shouldn't have waited so long.


Well, I've always been the opposite of the average black person: calm, shy, and having good taste in music.
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Mortelatuzia
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Postby Mortelatuzia » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:20 pm

Dating? What is this dating you speak of?
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The Cookish States
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Postby The Cookish States » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:22 pm

She got herself pregnant.

Does that count?
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Athiests4AnimalRights
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Postby Athiests4AnimalRights » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:23 pm

The Cookish States wrote:She got herself pregnant.

Does that count?

How does that work?
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Christmahanikwanzikah
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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:23 pm

Lacadaemon wrote:
Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:I am, in a way, lucky that this girl is fairly sexist (even by her own admission) in that she considers women much more manipulative than men and shows me when and how they can be that way.

It's almost like I have an archive of cheat codes. Almost.



You have no cheat codes.


I think that I'd just keep getting the Bad Ending if I used them, anyway.
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Lacadaemon
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Postby Lacadaemon » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:24 pm

The Cookish States wrote:She got herself pregnant.

Does that count?


I somehow doubt that she 'got herself pregnant'. Call me narrow minded and such, but I don't think that's possible.
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Athiests4AnimalRights
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Postby Athiests4AnimalRights » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:24 pm

Lacadaemon wrote:
The Cookish States wrote:She got herself pregnant.

Does that count?


I somehow doubt that she 'got herself pregnant'. Call me narrow minded and such, but I don't think that's possible.

Evolution, you know.
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Mavorpen
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Postby Mavorpen » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:24 pm

The Cookish States wrote:She got herself pregnant.

Does that count?


You were dating a plant...?
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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