weird things

by **Unilisia** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:51 pm

So a few minutes ago I just so happened to jump on my boyfriends lap while he was half-asleep, and he pushed me off and said to me "Go away Kit-Kat...".

Now, Kit-Kat is my cat. Not me. Which makes me feel like a tiny person, which I already know. And now its making me wonder if anyone else around here has ever had an odd situation occur solely because of being minute (my-newt, like small).

So denizens of NSG, anything weird ever happen to you because of being short/underweight ?

by **Conserative Morality** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:53 pm

Define 'weird'.

My friends make various jokes about my weight. Things like saying I'll blow away in the wind like a leaf, etc etc.

Of course, I make these jokes too. In fact, I started making these jokes first.

by **Unilisia** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:54 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:Define 'weird'.

My friends make various jokes about my weight. Things like saying I'll blow away in the wind like a leaf, etc etc.

Of course, I make these jokes too. In fact, I started making these jokes first.

Any odd experience >.>

by **Conserative Morality** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:55 pm

Unilisia wrote:Any odd experience >.>

My friend has gotten into the habit of picking me up and carrying me like a child.

by **Unilisia** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:56 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Unilisia wrote:Any odd experience >.>

My friend has gotten into the habit of picking me up and carrying me like a child.

That happens to me almost everyday o.O

by **EnragedMaldivians** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:57 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:My friend has gotten into the habit of picking me up and carrying me like a child.

That happens to me almost everyday o.O

That..must be rather annoying....

by **Conserative Morality** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:58 pm

Unilisia wrote:That happens to me almost everyday o.O

It happens to me about everyday I see him.

He usually has a different schtick every time he does it. One time he told me the story of my birth (Apparently, he's both my mother and my father), another time he ran out of the school with me in his arms, shouting "FREEEDOOOOM", and so on and so forth. :lol:

by **Fionnuala_Saoirse** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:58 pm

Locked in a suitcase for a while. Not particularly enjoyable.

by **SaintB** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:58 pm

I'm on the opposite spectrum, I get sick of hearing "So how is the weather up there."

by **Unilisia** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:59 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Unilisia wrote:That happens to me almost everyday o.O

It happens to me about everyday I see him.

He usually has a different schtick every time he does it. One time he told me the story of my birth (Apparently, he's both my mother and my father), another time he ran out of the school with me in his arms, shouting "FREEEDOOOOM", and so on and so forth.

I just get picked up, moved, and then my seat stolen D:

by **Ifreann** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:00 pm

I just wanted to let you all know that I'm 6ft tall. Ciao.

by **Biop** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:01 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Unilisia wrote:Any odd experience >.>

My friend has gotten into the habit of picking me up and carrying me like a child.

I do that to all my friend sjust to prove i can XD

by **-The West Coast-** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:02 pm

SaintB wrote:I'm on the opposite spectrum, I get sick of hearing "So how is the weather up there."

Indeed. I've been told to get a job as a lighthouse before.

by **Malshan** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:02 pm

Eh....I'm underweight for a guy my size.....

The jokes vary, but most of them are variations of pushing me and shouting "TIMBER!"

by **Fartsniffage** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:03 pm

Fionnuala_Saoirse wrote:Locked in a suitcase for a while. Not particularly enjoyable.

Heh. We did that to one of the wingers in my high school rugby team.

He was zipped up in a hold-all and put above the the false ceiling in the changing room.

In hindsight, that was probably bullying.

by **Unilisia** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:03 pm

-The West Coast- wrote:
SaintB wrote:I'm on the opposite spectrum, I get sick of hearing "So how is the weather up there."

Indeed. I've been told to get a job as a lighthouse before.

My old science teacher asked me "How's the asthenosphere this time of year ?" and I was like "Bitch get your layers of the earth right."

by **Buffett and Colbert** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:04 pm

I got patted on the head and called adorable by some hippie looking college student last night. She and a few others said I looked exactly like this guy with the same as mine they know. That was slightly odd.

by **Unilisia** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:04 pm

Fionnuala_Saoirse wrote:Locked in a suitcase for a while. Not particularly enjoyable.

If you were actually taken to an airport...

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:05 pm

I'm relatively short in the US, and when people see me they randomly give guesses at my age, anywhere from fifteen to fifty.

by **Lackadaisical2** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:05 pm

I'm afraid not 6'2" and 190 here...

by **Conserative Morality** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:05 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:Heh. We did that to one of the wingers in my high school rugby team.

He was zipped up in a hold-all and put above the the false ceiling in the changing room.

In hindsight, that was probably bullying.

Depends if he was fine with it. I know I'd be all for doing that with my friends. :lol:

About me · by **Luziyca** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:05 pm

A weird experience from Switzerland...

Many of my ex-classmates said I disappeared from where I attended. Uhm, my father wanted me back home in Korea.

So, he took me back, and in exchange, sent a copy of the 1971 film "Sikkim," a documentary of Sikkim. It was never received.

And from Pyongyang...

When I was 27, I was sleeping a week before my father groomed me as heir (which by the way, I took office on December 28, 2011), and when I woke up, I saw many a young child. Turns out I fell asleep at a daycare in a government building. I must have been drunk.

by **Vaugania** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:05 pm

I'd like to see my friends try to pick me up without difficulty.

by **Unilisia** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:07 pm

Luziyca wrote:A weird experience from Switzerland...

Many of my ex-classmates said I disappeared from where I attended. Uhm, my father wanted me back home in Korea. So, he took me back, and in exchange, sent a copy of the 1971 film "Sikkim," a documentary of Sikkim. It was never received.

And from Pyongyang...

When I was 27, I was sleeping a week before my father groomed me as heir (which by the way, I took office on December 28, 2011), and when I woke up, I saw many a young child. Turns out I fell asleep at a daycare in a government building. I must have been drunk.

Not sure how being Kim Jong-un has anything to do with being a short per- wait nevermind.

by **Fartsniffage** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:08 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:Heh. We did that to one of the wingers in my high school rugby team.

He was zipped up in a hold-all and put above the the false ceiling in the changing room.

In hindsight, that was probably bullying.

Depends if he was fine with it. I know I'd be all for doing that with my friends.

Would you say that you weren't fine with it to a group of people that were all about 6' and outweighed you by 60 pounds?

Please bear in mind that these same people would be tackling you at the next practice session.

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