Dating and Attraction

[Esternial]

Give up, start rescuing cats.

I hear the girls dig that.

Here I was, thinking you'd suggest booze.

I think you need a drink, son...

[Barrasso]

Christ guys...lol no offence but some of you seem to not know what you're talking about either...Listen to meh bro top ten

1.Make then laugh! nothing corny or relevent to something they may not understand,But something right in front of you.
2.Look good Desent or "Hot" Even if you can pull it off...Not easy lol but look good wear calogne nice clothes maybe Gel you're hair and wash up dont look like a hobo.
3Be you're self,If people see you as a nerdy little kid come to school as a new nerd!A cooler you a nicer more confident you!
4.Try to nicely introduce you're self to cool looking people you dont know.
5.Be Ambitiouse seem at least semi athletic and be competetive.
The rest I will add...TG me I will ask some questions...

[Buffett and Colbert]

If there is a reference in there, I still don't get it.

Punto siendo, you will go on a date. And you will enjoy yourself.

He said he was going back to the old way of doing things.
Alchemy is an old way of doing things.

Do I have to teach you about subordinate conjunctions too?

[Astrolinium]

He said he was going back to the old way of doing things.
Alchemy is an old way of doing things.

Do I have to teach you about subordinate conjunctions too?

Don't make me have to punish you for your insolence, Buffy.
If you don't get a reference, it would be beneficent for the reference to be explained to you so that you can get it.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Do I have to teach you about subordinate conjunctions too?

Don't make me have to punish you for your insolence, Buffy.
If you don't get a reference, it would be beneficent for the reference to be explained to you so that you can get it.

But there wasn't a reference...

[Astrolinium]

Don't make me have to punish you for your insolence, Buffy.
If you don't get a reference, it would be beneficent for the reference to be explained to you so that you can get it.

But there wasn't a reference...

It was a reference to the historical "science" of alchemy.

And this little tangent is not a threadjack and relates to the topic at hand because, uh... because... because Buffy won Sexiest NS'er 2011 and so everything he does is related to attraction. Yeah, let's go with that.

[Lackadaisical2]

Give up, start rescuing cats.

I hear the girls dig that.

Here I was, thinking you'd suggest booze.

I think you need a drink, son...

If he doesn't already know that, then theres really no hope.

I believe I've instructed Nornalhorst to drink across multiple threads, but has he ever tried my solutions? No. Its a lost cause.

[Esternial]

I believe I've instructed Nornalhorst to drink across multiple threads, but has he ever tried my solutions? No. Its a lost cause.

I actually have

[Jagalonia]

I do have a Fiance and exp with girls lol cars rep taste and same taste = Win

Because experience with girls is just like experience with cars. Pop open the hood and they're all the same inside. You want a girl, son? I got some for you back here in the shed, ordered from best to worst for your convenience!

I'll take 'em!

[Buffett and Colbert]

Buffy won Sexiest NS'er 2011 and so everything he does is related to attraction. Yeah, let's go with that.

I forgot about that.

So why am I single?

[King Koopa I]

Just be yourself. Be spontaneous.

[Chaos Crescent]

If he doesn't already know that, then theres really no hope.

I believe I've instructed Nornalhorst to drink across multiple threads, but has he ever tried my solutions? No. Its a lost cause.

That's cause you didn't force the booze down their gut.

Anyway so far the consensus is 'be yourself' bah work with what they give you is what you should do.

[Astrolinium]

Buffy won Sexiest NS'er 2011 and so everything he does is related to attraction. Yeah, let's go with that.

I forgot about that.

So why am I single?

Because you're not in North Carolina.

(I wonder what it says about me that I realize how creepy that sounds but I'm posting it anyway. Hm.)

[Buffett and Colbert]

I forgot about that.

So why am I single?

Because you're not in North Carolina.

(I wonder what it says about me that I realize how creepy that sounds but I'm posting it anyway. Hm.)

It says that you're creepy?

[Astrolinium]

Because you're not in North Carolina.

(I wonder what it says about me that I realize how creepy that sounds but I'm posting it anyway. Hm.)

It says that you're creepy?

Oh. Well, I think we all knew that.

[Jagalonia]

Because you're not in North Carolina.

(I wonder what it says about me that I realize how creepy that sounds but I'm posting it anyway. Hm.)

It says that you're creepy?

On NSG, creepy is sexy.

[Buffett and Colbert]

It says that you're creepy?

On NSG, creepy is sexy.

Which is probably why I won the Sexiest NSer contest.

[Xeng He]

If he doesn't already know that, then theres really no hope.

I believe I've instructed Nornalhorst to drink across multiple threads, but has he ever tried my solutions? No. Its a lost cause.

That's cause you didn't force the booze down their gut.

Anyway so far the consensus is 'be yourself' bah work with what they give you is what you should do.

I still prefer mine. Just being a relatively intelligent, good (preferably good-looking) person will in fact get you somewhere.

[Crispicaea]

I'm going to try make this as least bloggy as possible but I'm a pretty shy guy, nerdy, not very charismatic, with no understanding of women or really any social skill (I also find it extremely difficult to read body language and social cues so flirting is an alien concept), and zero sexual or relationship experience (well I've managed to go on a couple of "dates" before but they were total failures as the girls were just playing me the entire time, one date the girl tried her best to make it hell, and one other date no one even showed up) of any sort so I was wondering how exactly does someone get a girlfriend?

What makes some people unable to get a "mate" and others highly successful?

Also I was wondering how does someone go about dating and "asking someone out".

What were your dating experiences like?

I'll probably think of more questions as the thread progresses.

Dude, you asked this question on NationStates... You do realise why we all waste our time on NS, right?

In all seriousness though, I've been the nice guy my whole life and was asked out by the female version of myself for being odd... You just never know. Find a nerdy girl though, they're the ones worth having.

[Astrolinium]

On NSG, creepy is sexy.

Which is probably why I won the Sexiest NSer contest.

No, that would mean anyone over about 30 who voted for you would have won the Sexiest NSer contest.

[Chaos Crescent]

That's cause you didn't force the booze down their gut.

Anyway so far the consensus is 'be yourself' bah work with what they give you is what you should do.

I still prefer mine. Just being a relatively intelligent, good (preferably good-looking) person will in fact get you somewhere.

If one is relatively intelligent, 'good looking' it does, others just sheer force of will, could work or not.

[Unilisia]

Being a nymphomaniac has it's benefits

It's fun, but when you overdo it your penis explodes or you develop a rash.

I wouldn't know about that considering I lack male genitalia. However in my experience an exploding penis has never occurred in a catastrophic fashion

[Episarta]

Christ guys...lol no offence but some of you seem to not know what you're talking about either...Listen to meh bro top ten

1.Make then laugh! nothing corny or relevent to something they may not understand,But something right in front of you.
2.Look good Desent or "Hot" Even if you can pull it off...Not easy lol but look good wear calogne nice clothes maybe Gel you're hair and wash up dont look like a hobo.
3Be you're self,If people see you as a nerdy little kid come to school as a new nerd!A cooler you a nicer more confident you!
4.Try to nicely introduce you're self to cool looking people you dont know.
5.Be Ambitiouse seem at least semi athletic and be competetive.
The rest I will add...TG me I will ask some questions...

So...don't be anything like yourself? I understand the looking nice part, but at least act yourself. I guess that could work though, but would they really like you for you?

And don't overdo it the gell or cologne! You don't want to end up looking like one of those Jersey Shore abominations. Maybe try going for an intelligent girl that has similar interests instead of some dumb broad...

[Bulgislavia]

Christ guys...lol no offence but some of you seem to not know what you're talking about either...Listen to meh bro top ten

1.Make then laugh! nothing corny or relevent to something they may not understand,But something right in front of you.
2.Look good Desent or "Hot" Even if you can pull it off...Not easy lol but look good wear calogne nice clothes maybe Gel you're hair and wash up dont look like a hobo.
3Be you're self,If people see you as a nerdy little kid come to school as a new nerd!A cooler you a nicer more confident you!
4.Try to nicely introduce you're self to cool looking people you dont know.
5.Be Ambitiouse seem at least semi athletic and be competetive.
The rest I will add...TG me I will ask some questions...

So...don't be anything like yourself? I understand the looking nice part, but at least act yourself. I guess that could work though, but would they really like you for you?

And don't overdo it the gell or cologne! You don't want to end up looking like one of those Jersey Shore abominations. Maybe try going for an intelligent girl that has similar interests instead of some dumb broad...

If they dont like you for being you then clearly a relationship with that kind of person wont work out
and if you pretend to be someone who you think they will like then the real truth will just come out later and that wont last either

so if they dont like you for being you thats their problem not yours

[Nornalhorst]

I "dated" a girl in 5th grade but it was more of just lets sit together during reading time lol. And once sixth grade had stared every girl who asked me out I rejected and every girl who I asked out rejected me. So a little advice, don't be too picky.

That reminds me the closest I have ever been with a girl was in 3rd grade there was this girl who was a neighbor a block away from my house, strangely enough she actually started playing with me first and then we quickly became playmates and she was very much into traditional boy stuff so we got along great, she was deaf however but her hearing aid helped her hear me so she wasn't completely deaf. We would even go to each other's homes and play videogames or something. Then the absolute closest I have been with a girl happened when one day I went over to her house and instead of playing videogames on her N64 she told me she had a more "exciting game" so we went upstairs to her room, she then told me we have to go under her sheets to play the game so I did then she said something about kissing her and playing mommy and daddy games. So I was like what? That doesn't sound like a game, and I immediately left, yep that was the closest I have ever been with a girl in my entire life most of the time even shaking a girl's hands feels very strange since it has happens so rarely.