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Postby Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:43 pm

Azrael wrote:Wa-oh! Not so fast guuuyyyys! Remember that we've still got this jolly fellow to worry about!
(Image)
And he's only 27! :lol:


He just made North Korea regain 2,000% of its glory. :D
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Postby Woahdude » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:43 pm

Kuwat wrote:Rot in hell

He was a murder and a communist the worse two things a person could be.


He wasn't ever a real communist, either...communism is supposed to be everyone sharing everything and being equal of their own free will, with no government required (basically Anarchy + kindergarten Sharing philosophy).

Every country that calls itself communist, isn't. at best, they are/were extremely Authoritarian Socialists.

So, Kim Jong-il: Murderer, Dictator, liar.
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Postby New Korongo » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:45 pm

Azrael wrote:(Image)

This man shall now be known as Little Kim
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Postby Desperate Measures » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:47 pm

New Korongo wrote:
Azrael wrote:(Image)

This man shall now be known as Little Kim

HA!
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Postby Frisbeeteria » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:49 pm

Spotted elsewhere:
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Postby The Grand World Order » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:49 pm

Good fucking riddance. Another dead Communist leader is a step forward for the species, and his spawn that he appointed to succeed him... was caught in Japan after he fled the DPRK to go to Disneyland.

That's right. The DPRK's new leader is more loyal to Mickey Mouse than GLORIOUS JUCHE SOCIALISM.
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Postby Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:50 pm

New Korongo wrote:
Azrael wrote:(Image)

This man shall now be known as Little Kim


He is your most likely candidate for power. He already holds lots of power within the military, moreover his father gave him tonnes of positions. He has been made most likely successor.

However, I see civil war, or if not, a war of succession. (Kim has other sons, they might be very, very jealous). In fact, most likely, each of them will take nuclear weapons then throw them at each other like children. It is indeed a concern. :p (See what I have done in those respects?) :rofl:
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Postby Unicario » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:52 pm

The Grand World Order wrote:Good fucking riddance. Another dead Communist leader is a step forward for the species, and his spawn that he appointed to succeed him... was caught in Japan after he fled the DPRK to go to Disneyland.

That's right. The DPRK's new leader is more loyal to Mickey Mouse than GLORIOUS JUCHE SOCIALISM.


Wrong Kim. Jong-un was raised in Switzerland.

His oldest son, the original heir apparant was indeed arrested, and has expressed no desire to rule.
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Postby Frisbeeteria » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:54 pm

Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea
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Postby New Korongo » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:55 pm

I wonder if Fidel Castro feels left out these days?
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Postby Grandais » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:55 pm

The Grand World Order wrote:Good fucking riddance. Another dead Communist leader is a step forward for the species, and his spawn that he appointed to succeed him... was caught in Japan after he fled the DPRK to go to Disneyland.

That's right. The DPRK's new leader is more loyal to Mickey Mouse than GLORIOUS JUCHE SOCIALISM.

Nice one GWO...implying the DPRK is in any way communist.
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Postby Azrael » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:56 pm


:rofl: That's where I got that picture I posted earlier from! Makes you wonder just what goes in the heads of the Kim family...
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Postby Grandais » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:58 pm


A heads-up for those among us who don't pay as much attention as they should- This article is from the Onion and is 100% satire. As much as I'd love to believe it.
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Postby Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:59 pm



What is absolutely eccentric is how I stumbled on this article by clicking yours...it is very amusing, trust me... :rofl:
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Postby Azrael » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:03 pm

Grandais wrote:

A heads-up for those among us who don't pay as much attention as they should- This article is from the Onion and is 100% satire. As much as I'd love to believe it.

Yeah, I know. I've seen some stuff from the Onion before. Still made me wonder, though: what does Kim Jong-Un have in store for us? Will he put on as much of a show as great as his father did? Guess we'll just have to wait...
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Postby New West Guiana » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:06 pm

IN case anyone wants to look at North Koreas propaganda err... state news channel website
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Postby Tmutarakhan » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:09 pm

New Korongo wrote:
Azrael wrote:(Image)

This man shall now be known as Little Kim

Little Kimmie :p
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Postby Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:09 pm


Strange how this site has yet to announce his death on the homepage... :p

On another note, strangely, your link is broken...(probably because the regime panicked, turned it off during the funeral).
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Postby Gauthier » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:11 pm

Tmutarakhan wrote:
New Korongo wrote:This man shall now be known as Little Kim

Little Kimmie :p


Does anyone really want to picture him wearing nothing but stick-ons?
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Postby Hippostania » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:15 pm

This would be the perfect time to liberate North Korea. The entire country is in shock, and if we'd act now the casualties would be much lower than they would normally be.
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Postby Allrule » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:18 pm

Hippostania wrote:This would be the perfect time to liberate North Korea. The entire country is in shock, and if we'd act now the casualties would be much lower than they would normally be.

PRC is still standing behind it.

Unless you advocate "liberating" them too. Which is obviously the greatest idea ever :roll:
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Postby Gauthier » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:18 pm

Hippostania wrote:This would be the perfect time to liberate North Korea. The entire country is in shock, and if we'd act now the casualties would be much lower than they would normally be.


:rofl:

You have a promising career in Newt Gingrich's war cabinet.
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Postby Azrael » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:20 pm

Hippostania wrote:This would be the perfect time to liberate North Korea. The entire country is in shock, and if we'd act now the casualties would be much lower than they would normally be.

Except that their entire appearance is a ruse! The actual nation is flying high up in the sky, which is why they set up a no-fly zone. The thing we see on land is actually intricate holographic technology, and North Korea has successfully fooled all of us into thinking they are impoverished and is laughing it up in the stratosphere while they live prosperous lives with their advanced technology.
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Postby Desperate Measures » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:21 pm

Hippostania wrote:This would be the perfect time to liberate North Korea. The entire country is in shock, and if we'd act now the casualties would be much lower than they would normally be.

They'll never expect the most expected thing ever!
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