The First Mother's Day Thread

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

The date varies by nation, but in the US, it's due in a almost a week, and I'm sure there are some of us that haven't got a damn clue on what to do. SO!

- What have you/will you/are planning to do for your mum?

- If you still haven't celebrated Mother's Day, do you have any clue on what you're going to do?

- Mother's - What in Cthulu's name do you want?!?

[Yootopia]

- What have you/will you/are planning to do for your mum?

No idea, but I have an awfully long time to prepare for it.

- Mother's - What in Cthulu's name do you want?!?

Try flowers.

[Chumblywumbly]

Ahh, well remembered.

Must go and get some... thing.

[Tanaara]

I'm like you Chumblywumbly - stuck at the point of...get something!

Asking my mom what she'd like is futile.

I think we may end up simply taking her out some place nice to eat.

[Yootopia]

Ahh, well remembered.

Must go and get some... thing.

It was over a month ago for us

[Chumblywumbly]

It was over a month ago for us

Oh, bugger.

No, wait! I did remember, I just didn't remember I'd remembered.

[King Arthur the Great]

This would be problematic for me, but since my mother has agreed to not mess in my career choices, I've just got to figure out what to do. I'm in a different city than she is, so I won't see her till one week after Mother's Day, but we're making plans for that next weekend.

[Esselldee]

This will be my first Mother's Day. I'm not saying anything - he is 19 - but he and his girlfriend made me a lovely breakfast for my birthday...

[Pope Joan]

Mothers prepare us for life by combining in us the two primal drives of need and guilt.

I shall send her flowers, and give her a polite call.

[Antilon]

Hallmark card. Works everytime.

[Cameroi]

my wife wrote happy mothers day with a felt pen on a piece of paper and folded it into a card, so i copied some poetry on to it and made some pictures of a heart and little mice (the poetry was that kindergarten thing about little mice)

mom loved it.

[HotRodia]

I gave my mother an encyclopedia. She loved it.

My mom is just as nerdy as I am.

[SaintB]

I've been at work all day, so I'm doing the whole mom's day thing tomorow. I'm getting her a card and maybe something else and cooking her dinner.

[Heaven Hieghts]

My step sister and I are cooking dinner, shes doing the cooking actually, Im just threatening my mom about not going in the house or Ill have the lap blanket she has strangle her...Its supposed to be a surprise... I can be quite brutal, yes.

[Saint Jade IV]

I surprised my mother with a visit home. She didn't recognise me. I've only been away again for 3 weeks.

Our exchange went something like this:

Me: *knocks on front door*
Mum: *Answers* *Stares at me for about 10 seconds*
Me: *staring back waiting for penny to drop*
Mum: Excuse me, I'm sorry, who are you looking for?
Me: *dumbstruck* Um, it's me, Mum.
Mum: *much crying*

[SaintB]

I surprised my mother with a visit home. She didn't recognise me. I've only been away again for 3 weeks.

Our exchange went something like this:

Me: *knocks on front door*
Mum: *Answers* *Stares at me for about 10 seconds*
Me: *staring back waiting for penny to drop*
Mum: Excuse me, I'm sorry, who are you looking for?
Me: *dumbstruck* Um, it's me, Mum.
Mum: *much crying*

Thats uhmm.. depressing .

[Saint Jade IV]

I surprised my mother with a visit home. She didn't recognise me. I've only been away again for 3 weeks.

Our exchange went something like this:

Me: *knocks on front door*
Mum: *Answers* *Stares at me for about 10 seconds*
Me: *staring back waiting for penny to drop*
Mum: Excuse me, I'm sorry, who are you looking for?
Me: *dumbstruck* Um, it's me, Mum.
Mum: *much crying*

Thats uhmm.. depressing .

What's worse is that we chat on skype video every night or thereabouts. No excuse. I was mortified.

[SaintB]

I surprised my mother with a visit home. She didn't recognise me. I've only been away again for 3 weeks.

Our exchange went something like this:

Me: *knocks on front door*
Mum: *Answers* *Stares at me for about 10 seconds*
Me: *staring back waiting for penny to drop*
Mum: Excuse me, I'm sorry, who are you looking for?
Me: *dumbstruck* Um, it's me, Mum.
Mum: *much crying*

Thats uhmm.. depressing .

What's worse is that we chat on skype video every night or thereabouts. No excuse. I was mortified.

Does she have some kind of degenerative memory loss?

[Saint Jade IV]

Does she have some kind of degenerative memory loss?

No she was doped up on painkillers for a migraine and I was wearing my winter hat and oversized sunnies.

[Floydcraft]

I love reviving threads.

[Frisbeeteria]

I love reviving threads.

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