Virginity Poll

[Ifreann]

They may suffer from sexual dysfunctions (e.g., micropenis¹).



1. I would post a link to the Wikipedia article, but there are some graphic pictures for which I do not want to be punished; I don't want to incur modly wrath.

Given that it's not in anyway obscene, I would assume a disclaimer would suffice. You're not forcing or surprising people, you're not using it to shock.

I don't believe you're allowed link to anything graphic, regardless of disclaimers.

[Natapoc]

Given that it's not in anyway obscene, I would assume a disclaimer would suffice. You're not forcing or surprising people, you're not using it to shock.

I don't believe you're allowed link to anything graphic, regardless of disclaimers.

How about something like the wikipedia article on "Human" which near the end has a picture of a naked female and a naked male human?

[Ifreann]

I don't believe you're allowed link to anything graphic, regardless of disclaimers.

How about something like the wikipedia article on "Human" which near the end has a picture of a naked female and a naked male human?

My name is green, not red, blue or purple.

[TISNoBob]

Because I'm a silly person who actually thinks to answer the original topic question (plus extra):

26, unmarried, virgin. And threatened with being set up on a blind date to get laid, by one of my female friends.

Also, not terribly surprised by the poll results.

[Keronians]

Because I'm a silly person who actually thinks to answer the original topic question (plus extra):

26, unmarried, virgin. And threatened with being set up on a blind date to get laid, by one of my female friends.

Why don't you get laid with her?

[TISNoBob]

Because I'm a silly person who actually thinks to answer the original topic question (plus extra):

26, unmarried, virgin. And threatened with being set up on a blind date to get laid, by one of my female friends.

Why don't you get laid with her?

She's really more of a little sister, or at least cousin, and I'm not from West Virginia or Aberdeen.

[Natapoc]

How about something like the wikipedia article on "Human" which near the end has a picture of a naked female and a naked male human?

My name is green, not red, blue or purple.

You could speculate. Some fairly innocent sounding wiki articles even have closeups of human genitalia. It would be against the rules to link to the pictures themselves. I wonder if we must also be careful not to link to wikipedia?

[NERVUN]

My name is green, not red, blue or purple.

You could speculate. Some fairly innocent sounding wiki articles even have closeups of human genitalia. It would be against the rules to link to the pictures themselves. I wonder if we must also be careful not to link to wikipedia?

*sighs* Don't link to the pictures and don't link to something that does have genitalia on it.

Wiki itself is fine and dandy, linking to the page on reverse cowgirl or whatever it's called is not.

[Samuraikoku]

26, unmarried, virgin. And threatened with being set up on a blind date to get laid, by one of my female friends.

Oh, I'm threatened with that too. No one has ever dared to do it yet.

[The Parkus Empire]

If you're pretty young, then the majority of girls your age do want sex. The reason they're wary about it is because they don't want a clingy guy.

And that's what I am. Only because I'm the deluded romantic. Not creepy clingy though. Romeo and Juliet is stupid.

They don't wanna fuck you and have you consequently unable to cope with ever breaking up with them is what I mean.

[The Parkus Empire]

And that's what I am. Only because I'm the deluded romantic. Not creepy clingy though. Romeo and Juliet is stupid.

I never minded clingy.

You would if you wanted to end it with a guy who can't end it because the incredibly rare sex was far too meaningful and valuable to him.

[TISNoBob]

26, unmarried, virgin. And threatened with being set up on a blind date to get laid, by one of my female friends.

Oh, I'm threatened with that too. No one has ever dared to do it yet.

I just tell her, 'You first,' and that's that. Although I think she was at least semi-serious.

[Samuraikoku]

So far all I got was one "date" (actually she suggested we had lunch) last year. It was a normal conversation (didn't go bad) and that's how it ended. But I prepared like I was going to face Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.

[TISNoBob]

Most of my meaningful conversation with prospective romantic partners occurs online with people more than 160 km away. Anyone closer just tends to become a friend.

[Samuraikoku]

Most of my meaningful conversation with prospective romantic partners occurs online with people more than 160 km away. Anyone closer just tends to become a friend.

Happens to me as well. It's the "friend zone" that David DeAngelo mentions.

[TISNoBob]

Most of my meaningful conversation with prospective romantic partners occurs online with people more than 160 km away. Anyone closer just tends to become a friend.

Happens to me as well. It's the "friend zone" that David DeAngelo mentions.

Which means we're... well, f---ed when it comes to getting f---ed.

[Samuraikoku]

Happens to me as well. It's the "friend zone" that David DeAngelo mentions.

Which means we're... well, f---ed when it comes to getting f---ed.

I refuse to give up so easily. The Way of the Warrior will not let me. THERE MUST BE A WAY!

[AlexJacobii]

Unmarried straight nonvirgin, don't see the point in waiting really. My girl and I both plan to live fast and die hard so we enjoy each other. As long as a relationship isn't all sex its okay I think

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Which means we're... well, f---ed when it comes to getting f---ed.

I refuse to give up so easily. The Way of the Warrior will not let me. THERE MUST BE A WAY!

Yeah, calm down and quit treating it like it's such a major concern.

So far all I got was one "date" (actually she suggested we had lunch) last year. It was a normal conversation (didn't go bad) and that's how it ended. But I prepared like I was going to face Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.

That's the source of the problem, you're treating it as though it were much more important than it really is.

[Arkinesia]

Happens to me as well. It's the "friend zone" that David DeAngelo mentions.

Which means we're... well, f---ed when it comes to getting f---ed.

It's alright, you can swear on the internet.

[TISNoBob]

Which means we're... well, f---ed when it comes to getting f---ed.

It's alright, you can swear on the internet.

Yeah... I swear enough in RL. Besides, I've always found self-censorship to be more amusing.

[Big Jim P]

The 6 people who are married and still virgins. You may want to talk with the person you are married with about having some fun together sans clothing soon.

I was originally saving myself for marriage. Now I am trying to save myself FROM marriage. *nod*

[Ifreann]

Happens to me as well. It's the "friend zone" that David DeAngelo mentions.

Which means we're... well, f---ed when it comes to getting f---ed.

Alternatively, alter your behaviour.

[Samuraikoku]

Yeah, calm down and quit treating it like it's such a major concern.

To be honest I don't care much. Just don't get a damn chance.

That's the source of the problem, you're treating it as though it were much more important than it really is.

It is my belief that it relates more to the lack of opportunities.

[TISNoBob]

Which means we're... well, f---ed when it comes to getting f---ed.

I refuse to give up so easily. The Way of the Warrior will not let me. THERE MUST BE A WAY!

Cue 'Eye of the Tiger,' then realise that's entirely inappropriate for this situation and go drink Scotch until you forget why you're upset.