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by Republicke » Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:33 pm
Bramborska wrote:Muscular liberalism? He took my gay stripper name!
by Potarius » Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:41 pm
Good Germans wrote:I usually only run in school, when I absolutely have to. I hate running.
Walking is nice. Sitting on a couch is better.
by Christantle » Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:48 pm
by Christantle » Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:53 pm
by Potarius » Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:54 pm
by Christantle » Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:56 pm
Potarius wrote:
I used to bike about 20 miles before doing so. I rode every day for about three hours on average... Fuck, I had outstanding cardio back then.
Can't do that these days. I'm sure if I start training again, I can get back up there.
by Manahakatouki » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:00 pm
by Potarius » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:06 pm
Christantle wrote:Potarius wrote:
I used to bike about 20 miles before doing so. I rode every day for about three hours on average... Fuck, I had outstanding cardio back then.
Can't do that these days. I'm sure if I start training again, I can get back up there.
Well, once I get to shape how I was before my knee injury, I could run for about 12 miles before stopping. Before I thought about MMA, I biked for a little. I'ed probably go biking on Saturdays all day. Few breaks. Feel the burn!
by Christantle » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:11 pm
Potarius wrote:Christantle wrote:Well, once I get to shape how I was before my knee injury, I could run for about 12 miles before stopping. Before I thought about MMA, I biked for a little. I'ed probably go biking on Saturdays all day. Few breaks. Feel the burn!
I used to ride my 21-speed on the highest gear and torque setting without sitting down for at least an hour when I'd get my burn on. My legs are still huge from it (incidentally, that's the only part of my body that's been able to stay in shape with little focus).
by Potarius » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:20 pm
Christantle wrote:Potarius wrote:
I used to ride my 21-speed on the highest gear and torque setting without sitting down for at least an hour when I'd get my burn on. My legs are still huge from it (incidentally, that's the only part of my body that's been able to stay in shape with little focus).
I still bike some these days. Got a trusty 21-speed. My legs are farely big from alot of running I've been doing.
by Christantle » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:25 pm
Potarius wrote:Christantle wrote:I still bike some these days. Got a trusty 21-speed. My legs are farely big from alot of running I've been doing.
I didn't really think all the exercising I did that way would come very much in handy, but it did one time when I was out riding.
Two punk-ass 16-year-olds in a Dodge Stratus tried to run me off the road so I'd hit a stop sign head-on. I accelerated in front of them, barely dodged the stop sign, and flipped them off. They wanted to start something with me from the beginning, so they turned around in the local convenience store's parking lot and sped toward me very quickly. I stopped in an apartment parking lot near my street so I could see what they had to say, which wasn't much of anything. "Why'd you flip us off, you little shit?" --- Incidentally, I was *much* bigger than either of them, and much older. I don't think they quite processed this since I was sitting on my bike when they "confronted" me. I very gently told them that they had it coming because they tried to run me into a stop sign, to which they responded "That's why you stop at the signs, fucker". Seeing where this was going, I quickly said "I work 40 hours a week. You're not worth it. I don't want to ruin your day." --- So, the passenger, the 5'4" twirp, got out of the car and tried to run up to me to throw me off my bike. Since I could accelerate so quickly, I just started riding circles around their car (the funny part is, the kid who was driving seemed to be laughing nonstop). Anyway, passenger twirp tried throwing his Blackberry at me, but he missed by about ten feet to the right, so I let out a big laugh, flipped them off, and rocketed down my street. Their all-powerful Stratus actually took a while to catch up to me; by the time it did, I was at the stop sign at the end of my street. I flipped them off again, took a right, went into a ditch to my left, flipped them off again, doubled around, got back on my street and just went home. I could hear them zooming around and shouting for about ten minutes thereafter; they had no idea where I went off to, and they were pissed that they didn't so much as hit me.
So yes, people. Strong legs can help you get out of a bind, not to mention make some funny-ass memories.
by Potarius » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:29 pm
Christantle wrote:Potarius wrote:
I didn't really think all the exercising I did that way would come very much in handy, but it did one time when I was out riding.
Two punk-ass 16-year-olds in a Dodge Stratus tried to run me off the road so I'd hit a stop sign head-on. I accelerated in front of them, barely dodged the stop sign, and flipped them off. They wanted to start something with me from the beginning, so they turned around in the local convenience store's parking lot and sped toward me very quickly. I stopped in an apartment parking lot near my street so I could see what they had to say, which wasn't much of anything. "Why'd you flip us off, you little shit?" --- Incidentally, I was *much* bigger than either of them, and much older. I don't think they quite processed this since I was sitting on my bike when they "confronted" me. I very gently told them that they had it coming because they tried to run me into a stop sign, to which they responded "That's why you stop at the signs, fucker". Seeing where this was going, I quickly said "I work 40 hours a week. You're not worth it. I don't want to ruin your day." --- So, the passenger, the 5'4" twirp, got out of the car and tried to run up to me to throw me off my bike. Since I could accelerate so quickly, I just started riding circles around their car (the funny part is, the kid who was driving seemed to be laughing nonstop). Anyway, passenger twirp tried throwing his Blackberry at me, but he missed by about ten feet to the right, so I let out a big laugh, flipped them off, and rocketed down my street. Their all-powerful Stratus actually took a while to catch up to me; by the time it did, I was at the stop sign at the end of my street. I flipped them off again, took a right, went into a ditch to my left, flipped them off again, doubled around, got back on my street and just went home. I could hear them zooming around and shouting for about ten minutes thereafter; they had no idea where I went off to, and they were pissed that they didn't so much as hit me.
So yes, people. Strong legs can help you get out of a bind, not to mention make some funny-ass memories.
The Pope Endorses this statement.
I've had a similar experience, but it didn't end good for them.
by Christantle » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:37 pm
Potarius wrote:Christantle wrote:The Pope Endorses this statement.
I've had a similar experience, but it didn't end good for them.
Had I not worked 40 hours a week for five months straight, it would've turned out differently. I get a monstrous temper and intense adrenaline rush when people like that decide to do something so erroneous. My initial reflex was to get off my bike, pick it up, and throw it at their car --- but I was just too worn out.
I mean, come on. The little twirp couldn't even hit me with a Blackberry from five feet away.
by Potarius » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:40 pm
Christantle wrote:Potarius wrote:
Had I not worked 40 hours a week for five months straight, it would've turned out differently. I get a monstrous temper and intense adrenaline rush when people like that decide to do something so erroneous. My initial reflex was to get off my bike, pick it up, and throw it at their car --- but I was just too worn out.
I mean, come on. The little twirp couldn't even hit me with a Blackberry from five feet away.
But when he attempted to run me off the road, I stopped, gave him the finger, he got out and asked why I did that, and I replied;
"Why the hell did you attempt to run me off the road with that shitty ass piece of junk?" Then he got angry because I called his car junk. He then threw a right hook at me, but I ducked and punched him square in the jaw. His name was Daniel I believe? After that, I spit on his car and rode away.
by Christantle » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:43 pm
Potarius wrote:Christantle wrote:But when he attempted to run me off the road, I stopped, gave him the finger, he got out and asked why I did that, and I replied;
"Why the hell did you attempt to run me off the road with that shitty ass piece of junk?" Then he got angry because I called his car junk. He then threw a right hook at me, but I ducked and punched him square in the jaw. His name was Daniel I believe? After that, I spit on his car and rode away.
See, you have control. On the rare occasion I throw a punch at or kick somebody, I don't let up. It's like a Viking berserker rage, complete with the unintelligible yelling and scarlet red face.
Incidentally, the only person I've ever done that to is my older brother. Oddly enough, it took several times of that happening for him to stop hitting me for no fucking reason.
by Potarius » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:46 pm
Christantle wrote:Potarius wrote:
See, you have control. On the rare occasion I throw a punch at or kick somebody, I don't let up. It's like a Viking berserker rage, complete with the unintelligible yelling and scarlet red face.
Incidentally, the only person I've ever done that to is my older brother. Oddly enough, it took several times of that happening for him to stop hitting me for no fucking reason.
Well I have control because I've been trained in MMA. This happened recently before I joined NS.
by Christantle » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:49 pm
by Potarius » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:45 pm
by Christantle » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:47 pm
Potarius wrote:Christantle wrote:Exactly.
Tomorrow morning, at 6:30, I am going to run about 7 miles, to train for an upcoming fight for my comeback. I can give a few pointers in training of MMA.
I'll take all the pointers I can get.
One thing, though: I have long legs, so I like to kick and use legs to wrap up on the ground. Not that I can't do anything with my arms, but my upper body pales in comparison to the legs of gold. I figure, why not go with my strengths?
by Bitchkitten » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:51 pm
by Brandenburg-Altmark » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:18 pm
by Spitfyred1 » Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:28 pm
Manahakatouki wrote:I'm on the track team at my school...I also run at least 6 km or so a week...
So yes I run...a little...but I run...
by Dakini » Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:08 pm
Smunkeeville wrote:My youngest is in track. I go out running with her 2 times a week (her dad does the other two) so that she can stay in shape for her meets. I'm fat and slow. Also, I have a bad foot and a bad knee so I can't really do as much.
I'm pulling like a 14 minute mile. It's not great. I'm not losing any weight either and that pisses me off. Running stinks.
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