Hello. Konichiwa. I have heard false statements and phony claims by Kim Jong-il. Gameplay is my territory. He even said his troops killed the "invading" japanese 'devils' in his textbooks.
You ALL know I am a KIND grandfathe. Kim Jong-il is a PERVERTED uncle. I am a good leader, he is a maniac. You all hate Juche and love Japanese facism. You pretend to hate me and my GLORIOUS father Shöwa. "oh hes a war criminal" say that all you want,but you LOVE being hurled in a zero at allied aircraft and dying.
need not you admit you worship Amerasatu nightly. It's really obvious.
I hereby declare NSG a Japanese colony. I am not a war criminal's son. I AM AKHITO DA DA DA DE DA DA DA. Sing this song. You can now worship the divine emperor: me.
Are you high?