TET: Princes of the Universe

[Torisakia]

How large do you think my attention span is?

Did you notice if his facial expressions and body language may have indicated that he is going through a stressful phase in his life? Do you think his car denotes him having a wife and/or children? By his choice of accessories and clothing, what would you guess his rough income level to be? From his skin tone and accent, what generation of immigrant, if any, would you guess him to be, and from what originating country? From his clothing and hair style, what sort of culture style would you guess he subscribes to? Would you guess, from his appearance, that he is in good health?

Yes, Yes, under 9000, five and USA, hipster, no.

[Liberonscien]

Where do you even get your alcohol?

I have my ways...

How? You are in the military, wouldn't they be really against alcohol?

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

First you are hitting pedestrians, and now you're driving without a permit? What do you think this is? Grand Theft Auto?

Wait... you're not supposed to hit people?

Shhh... don't tell him. He doesn't know that pedestrians count as five points each.

[Liberonscien]

Wait... you're not supposed to hit people?

Shhh... don't tell him. He doesn't know that pedestrians count as five points each.

I wasn't even driving. I think I would remember driving.

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

Shhh... don't tell him. He doesn't know that pedestrians count as five points each.

I wasn't even driving. I think I would remember driving.

The impact from the crash must have knocked you out.

[Modioperandi]

I have my ways...

How? You are in the military, wouldn't they be really against alcohol?

I'm in the middle of Kansas. It's almost too many ways to get booze.

That, and I usually give my buddy some cash, and he'll grab me a bottle.

[The Serbian Empire]

Welcome to the mystery zone, they're coming to take me away!

I want to know. For science.

It's beyond the point of no return!

[Liberonscien]

I wasn't even driving. I think I would remember driving.

The impact from the crash must have knocked you out.

I don't even have a car! I would remember having a car.

[Cadonica]

In other news, I saw a dream where I was a soldier in the Battle of Gettysburg >.>

[The Serbian Empire]

Did you notice if his facial expressions and body language may have indicated that he is going through a stressful phase in his life? Do you think his car denotes him having a wife and/or children? By his choice of accessories and clothing, what would you guess his rough income level to be? From his skin tone and accent, what generation of immigrant, if any, would you guess him to be, and from what originating country? From his clothing and hair style, what sort of culture style would you guess he subscribes to? Would you guess, from his appearance, that he is in good health?

Yes, Yes, under 9000, five and USA, hipster, no.

The senior citizens power level is under 9000. His age level in days is more than twice that of 9000.

[Liberonscien]

How? You are in the military, wouldn't they be really against alcohol?

I'm in the middle of Kansas. It's almost too many ways to get booze.

That, and I usually give my buddy some cash, and he'll grab me a bottle.

So, the stereotype is true?

How old is he?

[The Serbian Empire]

In other news, I saw a dream where I was a soldier in the Battle of Gettysburg >.>

I had a dream about battling a war battle in New Mexico in a place called Valverde.

[Gallade]

Over the last two summers I've noticed these huge, fat hovering moth things with red wings and a black body, which seem attracted to nectar. I don't know what they are, they frighten the hell out of me, and I had the displeasure of waking up to one flying in through my bedroom window, forcing me to seriously consider burning down the apartment complex and moving to the Antarctic to start a new life selling pebbles to penguins during mating season.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

In other news, I saw a dream where I was a soldier in the Battle of Gettysburg >.>

I had a dream where I was in a strange all-women's catholic building and I was there for God knows what reason. The dream ended when a woman from the place placed some information of the pages of my passport in code and one of the supervisors of the place called me to check what she wrote. There were also people trying to escape the place for some reason.

[Modioperandi]

I'm in the middle of Kansas. It's almost too many ways to get booze.

That, and I usually give my buddy some cash, and he'll grab me a bottle.

So, the stereotype is true?

How old is he?

25. I usually drink to celebrate(or to drown out the day).

Edit: And yes, it's true.

[The Serbian Empire]

In other news, I saw a dream where I was a soldier in the Battle of Gettysburg >.>

I had a dream where I was in a strange all-women's catholic building and I was there for God knows what reason. The dream ended when a woman from the place placed some information of the pages of my passport in code and one of the supervisors of the place called me to check what she wrote. There were also people trying to escape the place for some reason.

Get thee to a nunnery!

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Over the last two summers I've noticed these huge, fat hovering moth things with red wings and a black body, which seem attracted to nectar. I don't know what they are, they frighten the hell out of me, and I had the displeasure of waking up to one flying in through my bedroom window, forcing me to seriously consider burning down the apartment complex and moving to the Antarctic to start a new life selling pebbles to penguins during mating season.

Is it one of these?

http://bugguide.net/node/view/186092/bgimage

[Liberonscien]

So, the stereotype is true?

How old is he?

25. I usually drink to celebrate(or to drown out the day).

Edit: And yes, it's true.

Ah.

Oh.

[Liberonscien]

I want to know. For science.

It's beyond the point of no return!

So, TET?

[Modioperandi]

25. I usually drink to celebrate(or to drown out the day).

Edit: And yes, it's true.

Ah.

Oh.

Yup. Life's a bitch, eh?

[The Serbian Empire]

It's beyond the point of no return!

So, TET?

More like 4chan, 4chan is trollin', 4chan keeps rollin'.

[Benshir]

..these huge, fat hovering moth things with red wings and a black body..

The genesis of Mothra, is it?

[Liberonscien]

Ah.

Oh.

Yup. Life's a bitch, eh?

It is. I don't even have alcohol to help.

[Gallade]

Over the last two summers I've noticed these huge, fat hovering moth things with red wings and a black body, which seem attracted to nectar. I don't know what they are, they frighten the hell out of me, and I had the displeasure of waking up to one flying in through my bedroom window, forcing me to seriously consider burning down the apartment complex and moving to the Antarctic to start a new life selling pebbles to penguins during mating season.

Is it one of these?

http://bugguide.net/node/view/186092/bgimage

Wrong body shape. I think it's a hawk moth, but like I said, different colouring. Whatever they are, they need eradicating. Now.

[Liberonscien]

So, TET?

More like 4chan, 4chan is trollin', 4chan keeps rollin'.

I thought you meant the point of no return as in you'll never want to leave.