Is it TET time again already?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That means that, if you have a liking for ducks, it must mean you're a tit... right?

Jokes. I suck at this, can you tell?

Don't worry about it, you've got other qualities. Now this whole merry discussion started when Kannap confessed he didn't like cats very much, only to proclaim that he liked ducks with a passion. And since there was a mention about why the character of cats makes them so unlikeable, I couldn't resist teaching Kannap something about the rapefest that is duck procreation. You know, to put things in perspective.

Barbed penises vs. odd shaped ones... Ducks are scary. At least one can say cats like kink.

[Italios]

Butts and ducks have more in common than you think.

I like big ducks and I cannot lie!

You other Tudors can't deny!
That when a duck waddles in
With a hello-yellow beak
You get sprung!

[Hurdegaryp]

I feast off of people's obvious hatred/discontent of me. *nods*

That's a large exaggeration there, I think.

But then again swoosh.

What would TET be without the occasional drama, right? Gotta keep things interesting, so just fluff it up and add glitter.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Butts and ducks have more in common than you think.

butts.

Ducks

[Ethel mermania]

If I may ask, why did you kiss them if you were not sexually attracted to them?

It was a dare.

How did you know?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

In Tudor England, and I want to bring that back 'cuz... yeah, germane to the situation and the Germans have nothing to do with this.

George the German was a pretty good king of the United Kingdom, though.

Every time he's mentioned I can't help but think of the Headless Horseman, who was Hessian.

[Astrolinium]

I prefer drumsticks.

Ba-dumm-tss.

What good cymbalism.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I like big ducks and I cannot lie!

You other Tudors can't deny!
That when a duck waddles in
With a hello-yellow beak
You get sprung!

In another life, marry me.

[Hurdegaryp]

Don't worry about it, you've got other qualities. Now this whole merry discussion started when Kannap confessed he didn't like cats very much, only to proclaim that he liked ducks with a passion. And since there was a mention about why the character of cats makes them so unlikeable, I couldn't resist teaching Kannap something about the rapefest that is duck procreation. You know, to put things in perspective.

Barbed penises vs. odd shaped ones... Ducks are scary. At least one can say cats like kink.

Feline procreation isn't exactly tender lovemaking either, come to think of it. Still better than what lions have to go through in order to bring forth offspring.

[Ethel mermania]

I do see why Nana thinks so highly of your cat skills.

People skills are a whole different story, though.

Not interested in those.

[Gallade]

That's a large exaggeration there, I think.

But then again swoosh.

What would TET be without the occasional drama, right? Gotta keep things interesting, so just fluff it up and add glitter.

Swoosh again.

Imagined drama, I'll agree with. Tone might be hard to read but you'd think you'd know that light teasing is our thing, distinguished one.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Barbed penises vs. odd shaped ones... Ducks are scary. At least one can say cats like kink.

Feline procreation isn't exactly tender lovemaking either, come to think of it. Still better than what lions have to go through in order to bring forth offspring.

It's loud, like drunken intercourse after the Venetian festival.

[Esternial]

Blaatje.

Better.

Crazy Girl started calling me that, waaay back in '05 or so :P

It stuck. Blaatje :D

I like how -je is something uniquely Dutch.

[Italios]

It was a dare.

How did you know?

Telepathy.

[The Holy Therns]

What would TET be without the occasional drama, right? Gotta keep things interesting, so just fluff it up and add glitter.

Swoosh again.

Imagined drama, I'll agree with. Tone might be hard to read but you'd think you'd know that light teasing is our thing, distinguished one.

Reading way too much - or way too little - into sarcasm is, apparently, also our thing.

[Hurdegaryp]

What would TET be without the occasional drama, right? Gotta keep things interesting, so just fluff it up and add glitter.

Swoosh again.

Imagined drama, I'll agree with. Tone might be hard to read but you'd think you'd know that light teasing is our thing, distinguished one.

And subtility. Don't forget the subtility. We're so motherfucking subtle here!

[Gallade]

Feline procreation isn't exactly tender lovemaking either, come to think of it. Still better than what lions have to go through in order to bring forth offspring.

It's loud, like drunken intercourse after the Venetian festival.

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[Ethel mermania]

Here ya go.


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You're nothing if not helpful. Like Microsoft.

I live to serve,

later on I did give the kid reasonable advice.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It's loud, like drunken intercourse after the Venetian festival.

<.<

>.>

Galla? 'fess up. I can see the thoughts jumping and hitting the sides of your head, like pin balls.

[Gallade]

Swoosh again.

Imagined drama, I'll agree with. Tone might be hard to read but you'd think you'd know that light teasing is our thing, distinguished one.

Reading way too much - or way too little - into sarcasm is, apparently, also our thing.

OmgIfeelsoattackedrightnow

[Italios]

Swoosh again.

Imagined drama, I'll agree with. Tone might be hard to read but you'd think you'd know that light teasing is our thing, distinguished one.

And subtility. Don't forget the subtility. We're so motherfucking subtle here!

Dislike. Dislike. So many dislikes.

[Italios]

You're nothing if not helpful. Like Microsoft.

I live to serve,

later on I did give the kid reasonable advice.

"Talk less, smile more."

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You're nothing if not helpful. Like Microsoft.

I live to serve,

later on I did give the kid reasonable advice.

Dude, don't. Your service was enjoyable.

[Ethel mermania]

And any duck that still manages to do what they shouldn't be doing shall be upgraded to the status of Peking duck.

The only good duck is a Peking duck. *nod*

Duck l'orange, is pretty good. There is a French place in the theatre district that makes a an excellent duck comfit as well.

[Hurdegaryp]

Feline procreation isn't exactly tender lovemaking either, come to think of it. Still better than what lions have to go through in order to bring forth offspring.

It's loud, like drunken intercourse after the Venetian festival.

The puss really wants the tomcats to pay attention to her, but during the intercourse she tends to change her mind because barbed penises don't feel so good inside you, even though those barbs are apparently necessary in order to get the job done. Evolution doesn't care about elegance, the only thing that matters is functionality and result.