TET: Like the Offensive?

by **The Blaatschapen** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:26 am

Val Halla wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:I really don't have legs. So when people cold call me about stuff, it's a great way to tell them to fuck off.

It's the same way for me if I get something about meeting women. Somebody once said to me "I've found your ideal women", to which I responded by saying "No you haven't, because she's a woman". That's when they hang up.

I wish I could get calls like that :unsure:

by **Cymrea** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:31 am

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:
Anglo-California wrote:I need to think of a senior quotation for the yearbook. I'm currently leaning towards "It ain't easy being cheesy" but maybe there's better ones.

"If idiots could fly, this place would be a airport" - <name> would be a nice one.

"I'm so much cooler online."

"I don't care what the white man says, Santa Claus is black."

"I'm joining the army to meet Muslim chicks."

"Life is not short when you consider it is the longest thing you can possibly do."

"When you have lemons, you make Lemonade. When you have rice, you make rice." - Brock Harrison, Pokemon

by **Torisakia** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:38 am

Anglo-California wrote:I need to think of a senior quotation for the yearbook. I'm currently leaning towards "It ain't easy being cheesy" but maybe there's better ones.

"The senior quote's due today?".

Or "My computer screen is brighter than my future."

by **The Emerald Dawn** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:39 am

Torisakia wrote:
Anglo-California wrote:I need to think of a senior quotation for the yearbook. I'm currently leaning towards "It ain't easy being cheesy" but maybe there's better ones.

"The senior quote's due today?".

Or "My computer screen is brighter than my future."

"Kitler did nothing wrong."

by **The Blaatschapen** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:43 am

Anglo-California wrote:I need to think of a senior quotation for the yearbook. I'm currently leaning towards "It ain't easy being cheesy" but maybe there's better ones.

"Perkele!"

"The quote of the person to my left is stupid"

"So long and thanks for all the fish", but only if you can hack the final print and insert a dolphin for your picture.

"Always wear sunscreen"

by **DesAnges** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:45 am

Anglo-California wrote:I need to think of a senior quotation for the yearbook. I'm currently leaning towards "It ain't easy being cheesy" but maybe there's better ones.

Always remember to never forget.

by **Val Halla** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:45 am

I hate how my parents are bugging me about my 16th birthday.

by **DesAnges** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:46 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Anglo-California wrote:I need to think of a senior quotation for the yearbook. I'm currently leaning towards "It ain't easy being cheesy" but maybe there's better ones.

"Perkele!"

"The quote of the person to my left is stupid"

"So long and thanks for all the fish", but only if you can hack the final print and insert a dolphin for your picture.

"Always wear sunscreen"

That poem is read by the student head of my 6th Form at the leaving assembly.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:47 am

DesAnges wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
"Perkele!"

"The quote of the person to my left is stupid"

"So long and thanks for all the fish", but only if you can hack the final print and insert a dolphin for your picture.

"Always wear sunscreen"

That poem is read by the student head of my 6th Form at the leaving assembly.

Insert some vogon poetry from the book 1 quote up.

by **Cymrea** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:50 am

The Emerald Dawn wrote:
Torisakia wrote:"The senior quote's due today?".

Or "My computer screen is brighter than my future."

"Kitler did nothing wrong."

"Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."

"Friendship, unity, community, kindness - youth, optimism, understanding."

by **Starkiller101** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:52 am

Sebastianbourg wrote:I got my first warning ever.

At least you don't have four

by **Furry Alairia and Algeria** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:53 am

Starkiller101 wrote:
Sebastianbourg wrote:I got my first warning ever.
At least you don't have four

Almost 100 pages late

Fashionably late.

by **Starkiller101** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:54 am

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:
Starkiller101 wrote:At least you don't have four

Almost 100 pages late

Fashionably late.

lol how are you furry?

by **Yuketobaniac** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:56 am

I don't mean to be offensive, but, the Tet Offensive is nothing to joke about Thousands of Innocent Vietnamese died and many soldiers.

by **Torisakia** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:57 am

Val Halla wrote:I hate how my parents are bugging me about my 16th birthday.

Parents want you dead quickly, eh?

Yuketobaniac wrote:I don't mean to be offensive, but, the Tet Offensive is nothing to joke about Thousands of Innocent Vietnamese died and many soldiers.

You act like we're suppose to care.

by **Furry Alairia and Algeria** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:57 am

Starkiller101 wrote:
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:Almost 100 pages late

Fashionably late.
lol how are you furry?

Bien. A bit of jumping up and down with my emotions last night, really; but not much else, you?

by **Val Halla** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:58 am

Torisakia wrote:
Val Halla wrote:I hate how my parents are bugging me about my 16th birthday.

Parents want you dead quickly, eh?

I don't get the reference ;-;

by **Starkiller101** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:58 am

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:
Starkiller101 wrote:lol how are you furry?

Bien. A bit of jumping up and down with my emotions last night, really; but not much else, you?

I've been doing good.. was pretty shitty a week ago, but that's the past so... let's leave it there.

by **Cymrea** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:58 am

Yuketobaniac wrote:I don't mean to be offensive, but, the Tet Offensive is nothing to joke about Thousands of Innocent Vietnamese died and many soldiers.

Since the title isn't an attempt at humour, you have nothing to fret about.

by **Furry Alairia and Algeria** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:00 pm

Cymrea wrote:
Yuketobaniac wrote:I don't mean to be offensive, but, the Tet Offensive is nothing to joke about Thousands of Innocent Vietnamese died and many soldiers.

Since the title isn't an attempt at humour, you have nothing to fret about.

B'awww! The Title's Offensive!

Starkiller101 wrote:
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:Bien. A bit of jumping up and down with my emotions last night, really; but not much else, you?
I've been doing good.. was pretty shitty a week ago, but that's the past so... let's leave it there.

Meh. The past haunts me, really.

by **Val Halla** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:02 pm

Cymrea wrote:
Yuketobaniac wrote:I don't mean to be offensive, but, the Tet Offensive is nothing to joke about Thousands of Innocent Vietnamese died and many soldiers.

Since the title isn't an attempt at humour, you have nothing to fret about.

What do guitars have to do with this?

by **The Blaatschapen** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:02 pm

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:Meh. The past haunts me, really.

I am not the past :twisted:

by **Torisakia** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:02 pm

Val Halla wrote:
Torisakia wrote:Parents want you dead quickly, eh?

I don't get the reference ;-;

What I meant was, one year old equals one year closer to death. Your parents are edging you on your 16th birthday, meaning you'll be older, and being older means closer death. Therefore your parents want you dead.

by **Cymrea** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:03 pm

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:
Cymrea wrote:Since the title isn't an attempt at humour, you have nothing to fret about.

B'awww! The Title's Offensive!
The TET Title Offensive... I see what you did there.

by **Furry Alairia and Algeria** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:03 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:Meh. The past haunts me, really.

I am not the past

You are the pastor.

Or the future.

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