Rhodmhire wrote:Vectrova wrote:Rhodmhire wrote:My theory is that, over time, gravity has been cool and dragged a majority of feminine attractiveness down south, where it has accumulated at a single focal point--the gluteus maximus.
Therefore, I consider myself to be a man of the buttox: callipygian females are the most auspicious to me.
That word. It doesn't mean what you think it means.
But I've done experiments, they can be repeated, I've worked on it for years--what seems to be the dilemma?That said, I can't find the appeal of butts. Breasts are much more fun and bouncy.
Pshaw, you don't even know.
A Theory, good sir, is more than just running experiments. It is a rigorously tested, well-supported, independantly verified, exhaustively detailed explanation for a broad set of phenomenon - to the point of explaining just about everything we know about a given topic. The word you're looking for is hypothesis.
In addition, sir, you appear to be in denial. Boobs are superior. Moreover..
I'd push for the first one, but I would rather someone else do it for me.
That's what she said!