Lets Write a story 2:The Second

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:39 pm

Shamhnan Insir wrote:sighs bitterly and curses under his breath. Old Bob was the salt of the earth, and he'd call a spade a fucking spade, it was a shame he was gone, a damn shame.

Sam and Roland were playing poker as the smuggler had made the comment about Bob as he dealt the cards to Roland. He picked up his cards and saw he'd been dealt the dead man's hand. Sam said, looks like *grinning* you're next. Then...

by **Shamhnan Insir** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:39 am

a vapid blond steps up behind Sam and drapes herself over his shoulder. "Sammy my darling can..."

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:42 am

"...do the can-can while flying on a giant toucan! ... Sorry, had to get that off my chest. What I meant to say was...."

by **Zero Movement** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:46 am

"I have the might of the entire Army of the Empire of the Rising Sun at my disposal and I'm not afraid of using my Shogun Executioners on you!"

by **Shamhnan Insir** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 3:40 am

Roland raised and eyebrow at her statement and glanced once more at "the dead mans hand".
"Well, looks like my cards are up" he said and pulled out his Colt .45 from...

by **Equestria and Griffon** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 11:40 am

a random mob of haters of Twitch...

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 12:20 pm

but it wasn't a gun, it was a quart of Colt 45 malt liquor. He guzzled *glug, glug, glug* the entire bottle, which impressed the shogun executioner who then decided to spare his life and join the card game...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 12:35 pm

the blond joined the trio and suggested that they play

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 12:50 pm

Bridge, which was greeted with looks of serious in-credulousness from the three men. Sam was the first to scream "WHAT!" and the blonde laughed and said in her sexiest voice...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 4:16 pm

well its that or uno baby and i havent got my uno cards

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:25 pm

so she Sam through the cards up in the air and says "lets play 52 card pick up, you first baby". The blonde, named Lisa, bends over to pick up some cards and gets goosed by "Sudden" Sam and then...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:23 am

the shangri la secret police arrived, they had heard roland was back and had come looking for him

by **Shamhnan Insir** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 1:07 pm

It turns out that Roland had accidentally taken their biscuit tin the last time he was helping them solve local crimes. Crime rates had spiraled because the secret police took faith from their biscuit tins seemingly endless supply of Hob-nobs.

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:15 am

roland apologised and returned the tin adding that he was sorry because he had eaten all the hob-nobs and was ashamed but he hoped he had made up for it by what the hobnobs had been replaced with

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:21 am

giant hogweeds..

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:34 am

soaked in a mix of

by **Ril Island** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:49 am

Mashed tacos and milk

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:23 pm

for thirty days in the hot sun

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:51 pm

until the concoction has the unmistakable aroma of a three week old unrefrigerated cadaver for the required effect of...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:29 pm

endless biscuits as they tasted so foul that it would be quite the task to eat one whole biscuit letalone the whole tin, roland went on to explain to the secret police that

by **Rebelling Renegades** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:38 pm

he was playing with his dinner table when he

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 7:59 am

discovered the chair...

by **The Grand Mafia** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:31 am

that Naruto was sitting on

by **Urban Blight Garden** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:33 am

which was then moved to the corner facing the walls...

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:42 pm

. <----- fullstop (seriously, we had not had a fullstop in like ages. Our sentences are giant!)

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