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Postby Olivaero » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:28 am

The IASM wrote:
The Jonathanian States wrote:Irish Counts. Otherwise I like the King of Denmark in later dates.

Condemned Procedure: Play Prussia->NGF->Germany, push for fascism, wipe France and Russia off the map?

But in all seriousness, France and Prussia are good starters. The former as an all-rounder, the latter for Military/War as well as for the sphering game.

Playing as USA right now and planning to turn fascist late game, ok Texas has been eaten by Mexico, what to do?

I'd suggest Getting it back under the rightful patrimony of the Red White and Blue? Alternatively free it and wait for it to petition for annexation if you are aiming for less Infamy (for whatever reason)
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Postby The IASM » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:58 am

Olivaero wrote:
The IASM wrote:Playing as USA right now and planning to turn fascist late game, ok Texas has been eaten by Mexico, what to do?

I'd suggest Getting it back under the rightful patrimony of the Red White and Blue? Alternatively free it and wait for it to petition for annexation if you are aiming for less Infamy (for whatever reason)

I'm now at war with the UK and Mexico over Colorado. Play USA the said, it'll be easy they said.
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Transoxthraxia: I'm no hentai connoisseur, but I'm pretty sure Akai's domestic politics would be like, at least top ten most fucked up hentais"
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:13 am

The IASM wrote:
Olivaero wrote:I'd suggest Getting it back under the rightful patrimony of the Red White and Blue? Alternatively free it and wait for it to petition for annexation if you are aiming for less Infamy (for whatever reason)

I'm now at war with the UK and Mexico over Colorado. Play USA the said, it'll be easy they said.

Is Colorado really worth it?
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

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Postby The IASM » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:14 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The IASM wrote:I'm now at war with the UK and Mexico over Colorado. Play USA the said, it'll be easy they said.

Is Colorado really worth it?

Yes. I just beat up UK's 32 stack but Mexico is going to be a problem to clean up later
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20:22 Kirav Normal in Akai is nightmare fuel in the rest of the world.
11:33 Jedoria Something convoluted is going on in Akai probably.
Transoxthraxia: I'm no hentai connoisseur, but I'm pretty sure Akai's domestic politics would be like, at least top ten most fucked up hentais"
18:26 Deusaeuri Let me put it this way, you're what would happen if Lovecraft decided to write political dystopian techno thriller
20:19 Heku tits has gone mental
20:19 Jakee >gone
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Olivaero
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Postby Olivaero » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:52 am

The IASM wrote:
Olivaero wrote:I'd suggest Getting it back under the rightful patrimony of the Red White and Blue? Alternatively free it and wait for it to petition for annexation if you are aiming for less Infamy (for whatever reason)

I'm now at war with the UK and Mexico over Colorado. Play USA the said, it'll be easy they said.

Well, early game you haven't really come into your own yet, after the Civil war then you start kicking ass and taking names. Does the UK have an alliance with Mexico? Don't be afraid to add war goals to the war to take Texas and however much else you can manage from either UK or mexico as long as you stay below the infamy limit. As for war tactics themselves ho0ld onto the areas your war goals are about it will increase the war score in your favor over time.
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Postby Bralia » Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:32 am

The Jonathanian States wrote:
Regenburg wrote:eu4 player trying ck2,playing as iceland
stupid question-how can i get my troops to say faroe islands(or however its spelled) with high enough morale to actually win
also what country is good for beginners

Irish Counts. Otherwise I like the King of Denmark in later dates.
Bralia wrote:Unorthodox procedure: Play France, push for fascism, wipe Germany off the map.

Condemned Procedure: Play Prussia->NGF->Germany, push for fascism, wipe France and Russia off the map?

Nah, that's pretty much expected from Germany. I'll give you condemned: Create Israeli cores, force release of Israel as an independent state, then conquer Israel.
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Postby The IASM » Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:42 am

Bralia wrote:
The Jonathanian States wrote:Irish Counts. Otherwise I like the King of Denmark in later dates.

Condemned Procedure: Play Prussia->NGF->Germany, push for fascism, wipe France and Russia off the map?

Nah, that's pretty much expected from Germany. I'll give you condemned: Create Israeli cores, force release of Israel as an independent state, then conquer Israel.

Make Israel fascist. Because that'll be funny.
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20:22 Kirav Normal in Akai is nightmare fuel in the rest of the world.
11:33 Jedoria Something convoluted is going on in Akai probably.
Transoxthraxia: I'm no hentai connoisseur, but I'm pretty sure Akai's domestic politics would be like, at least top ten most fucked up hentais"
18:26 Deusaeuri Let me put it this way, you're what would happen if Lovecraft decided to write political dystopian techno thriller
20:19 Heku tits has gone mental
20:19 Jakee >gone
05:48 Malay lol akai sounds lovely this time of never


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Postby The Jonathanian States » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:09 am

Bralia wrote:
The Jonathanian States wrote:Irish Counts. Otherwise I like the King of Denmark in later dates.

Condemned Procedure: Play Prussia->NGF->Germany, push for fascism, wipe France and Russia off the map?

Nah, that's pretty much expected from Germany. I'll give you condemned: Create Israeli cores, force release of Israel as an independent state, then conquer Israel.

(Assuming we're running PDM) Fire off Balfour Declaration Manually, release/play-as Israel, conquer everything between Morocco and India, Between the Caucasus and Aden - create a Supreme Minority State. Bonus Points for having all the territories that weren't controlled by Israel IRL(That means, Israel as is, together with the Palestinian Territories, in addition to [East] Suez and Sinai) as colonial territories. Then make a screenshot and publish it on that page of ISIS's idea.
Extra Bonus Points if a massive "ISRAEL" spans your whole territory.
...

Actually, I think I might do a less extreme attempt of that in my next run at Vicky.
The IASM wrote:
Bralia wrote:Nah, that's pretty much expected from Germany. I'll give you condemned: Create Israeli cores, force release of Israel as an independent state, then conquer Israel.

Make Isreal fascist. Because that'll be funny.

I just took a look at their Fascist Flag for Israel. Quite interesting, though it seems to be more Theocratic than directly fascist. Speaking of those flags, I must say, some of the fascist flags P'dox do look somewhat nice.
For example the Fascist flag of Indore. Jan Mayen as well :p
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Postby Dakran » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:19 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The IASM wrote:I'm now at war with the UK and Mexico over Colorado. Play USA the said, it'll be easy they said.

Is Colorado really worth it?

As a current resident, I would have to say no. NORAD can be built elsewhere.


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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:29 am

Dakran wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Is Colorado really worth it?

As a current resident, I would have to say no. NORAD can be built elsewhere.


Everyone's talking about Victoria 2 and I just uninstalled it. Not fair guys.

Let's talk about CKII instead.

And by "talk", I mean "murder small children for fun and profit".
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Bojikami » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:36 am

So in CK2 as Khan of the Pechenegs I converted to catholicism.
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Postby Utceforp » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:43 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Dakran wrote:As a current resident, I would have to say no. NORAD can be built elsewhere.


Everyone's talking about Victoria 2 and I just uninstalled it. Not fair guys.

Let's talk about CKII instead.

And by "talk", I mean "murder small children for fun and profit".

In my Carpathia game, (also the first CK2 game I've ever played, aside from a few aborted attempts as an Irish minor and the Duke of Bohemia) Navarra has conquered northern Spain and Pomerania has lost all of their mainland European territory but has taken control of part of Sweden. I can post screenshots later.
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Postby Machtergreifung » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:55 am

Adab wrote:
Lykens wrote:From skimming through Wikipedia, they landed in Scotland sometime after the Norman Invasion.

Once Rurikid Europe ends, I'll see what I can find.


Robert de Brus came to England following King Henry I's victory at the Battle of Tinchebray in 1106; he later migrated north and was made Lord of Annandale, in Dumfries and Galloway, by King David of Scotland in 1124.

Paradox should make him appear in the game as a baron; I'd be interested in playing as the Duke of Galloway and granting a county to Robert (after which I'll switch to him).


The Stewart dynasty are Scottish barons, and are the original House of Stuart...

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:02 am

Utceforp wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Let's talk about CKII instead.

And by "talk", I mean "murder small children for fun and profit".

In my Carpathia game, (also the first CK2 game I've ever played, aside from a few aborted attempts as an Irish minor and the Duke of Bohemia) Navarra has conquered northern Spain and Pomerania has lost all of their mainland European territory but has taken control of part of Sweden. I can post screenshots later.

My Scotland game was briefly host to an independent York, reigning from Norfolk to Lothian, all because I assassinated the wrong Duke.

Of course, twenty years later, it's English again and in the hands of the Duke of Mercia.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Olivaero » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:14 am

There really is no better feeling than destroying a title who's claimants have annoyed you for literally centuries. You see Bulgarian nobles this is why you can't have nice things.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:29 am

Olivaero wrote:There really is no better feeling than destroying a title who's claimants have annoyed you for literally centuries. You see Bulgarian nobles this is why you can't have nice things.

How about being appointed king, peacefully, over a dumbass who has plagued your family for three generations by a faction lead by a Duke whose entire family you've slaughtered publicly? All while not taking any action yourself besides leading the ex-king's armies on his behalf?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:30 am

Olivaero wrote:There really is no better feeling than destroying a title who's claimants have annoyed you for literally centuries. You see Bulgarian nobles this is why you can't have nice things.

"And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low..."
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Postby Ruridova » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:35 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olivaero wrote:There really is no better feeling than destroying a title who's claimants have annoyed you for literally centuries. You see Bulgarian nobles this is why you can't have nice things.

"And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low..."

So we've had 'going Targaryen'(inbreeding a ridiculous amount), and now we have 'going Lannister'(destroying entire dynasties and titles and such).

Would 'going Stark' be really sucking at intrigue? Can I say that I'm going to 'go Bolton' in a Byzantine game and castrate all my enemies? Would 'going Greyjoy' be getting castrated by someone who's going Bolton?
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Postby Lunas Legion » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:38 am

Ruridova wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low..."

So we've had 'going Targaryen'(inbreeding a ridiculous amount), and now we have 'going Lannister'(destroying entire dynasties and titles and such).

Would 'going Stark' be really sucking at intrigue? Can I say that I'm going to 'go Bolton' in a Byzantine game and castrate all my enemies? Would 'going Greyjoy' be getting castrated by someone who's going Bolton?


'Going Greyjoy' would just be every single Viking, because raiding.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:39 am

Ruridova wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low..."

So we've had 'going Targaryen'(inbreeding a ridiculous amount), and now we have 'going Lannister'(destroying entire dynasties and titles and such).

Would 'going Stark' be really sucking at intrigue? Can I say that I'm going to 'go Bolton' in a Byzantine game and castrate all my enemies? Would 'going Greyjoy' be getting castrated by someone who's going Bolton?

No, "going Greyjoy" is to be so profoundly terrible at everything you do that Lancel could probably beat you in a fight.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Olivaero » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:48 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olivaero wrote:There really is no better feeling than destroying a title who's claimants have annoyed you for literally centuries. You see Bulgarian nobles this is why you can't have nice things.

"And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low..."

Huh, never actually sympathized with Tywin up until now.
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Postby Shaggai » Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:35 am

Regenburg wrote:eu4 player trying ck2,playing as iceland
stupid question-how can i get my troops to say faroe islands(or however its spelled) with high enough morale to actually win
also what country is good for beginners

You could try William the Conqueror. I started as him, and 250 years later I restored the Roman Empire. I have no idea how easy he was, though. I don't think I had any open revolts, and I didn't get crushed, so it's probably not that bad, as long as you're willing to reload saves often enough.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:38 am

Olivaero wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low..."

Huh, never actually sympathized with Tywin up until now.

CK2 inspires you to see things from alternate perspectives.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:41 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olivaero wrote:Huh, never actually sympathized with Tywin up until now.

CK2 inspires you to see things from alternate perspectives.

I think Tywin's real mistake was not killing enough people.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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The IASM
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Postby The IASM » Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:09 pm

Olivaero wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low..."

Huh, never actually sympathized with Tywin up until now.

I always imagined that going out like this.

"Who are you, that I must so low" said the proud lord from his seat of castamere. 'Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know. And a coat of gold, a gold of red - a lion still has claws and mine alone are sharp my lord, long and sharp as yours."
HUN-01

20:22 Kirav Normal in Akai is nightmare fuel in the rest of the world.
11:33 Jedoria Something convoluted is going on in Akai probably.
Transoxthraxia: I'm no hentai connoisseur, but I'm pretty sure Akai's domestic politics would be like, at least top ten most fucked up hentais"
18:26 Deusaeuri Let me put it this way, you're what would happen if Lovecraft decided to write political dystopian techno thriller
20:19 Heku tits has gone mental
20:19 Jakee >gone
05:48 Malay lol akai sounds lovely this time of never


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