Saddle Arabia: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[Auzkhia]

Dis b gud
Okie Doki...
:D
On Field
[Danger Zone intensifies]
"Armed forced don't have clothes of wrong size. Only service members of wrong size."

Nice, but I misread "Danger Zone" as daughter zone.

[Immoren]

Dis b gud
Okie Doki...
:D
On Field
[Danger Zone intensifies]
"Armed forced don't have clothes of wrong size. Only service members of wrong size."

Nice, but I misread "Danger Zone" as daughter zone.

[freudian slips externally]

[Ceffyltir]

Derpy Hooves is best Princess:3

Yes.
Barring Celestia, of course.

Applejack needs a scarf.

So do I...

#ceffy

Best Quidmas ever.

"Though you see me now a mere ghost of a man
I once had the heart of a lion
Commanded my ship between many a shore
The ol' Jolly Roger a-flyin

Mine was a name that struck fear into men
And regret into plenty of lasses
Oh, how I wish I could take back those days
As I stare at these empty beer-glasses

I think of the times past when I had it all
I toyed with men's wives and their daughters
And in my pursuit of this ill-gotten wealth
I stabbed and I slashed and I slaughtered.

And for what?
The men that I've fought
Are matched by the number of women I've bought
And for what?
I've killed and I've shot
And reddened the cold tears of children with blood
And If I could go back and make my amends
I'd make all those mistakes again
I'd kill every last one of those bastards, my friend

My ship was the last sight that many would see
As we narrowed the gap with our quarry
The sound of the cannons and splintering wood
Would herald our paths into glory

We seized all the bounty and scuppered the ship
Our hearts hadn't time for the wounded
I took my share and the crew got the rest
And on into port we then bounded

Life has many pleasures, and we had our fill
Of food and of wenches and beer
When we'd tired of the port or had drunken it dry
The time to set sail would come near
Oh I have seen wonders you'd never have dreamed,
And taken my fair share, I must say
Holds full of booty I happily seized
From crews who would not see a new day

Spanish gold came and went, gem stones got sold,
But I knew more lay on the horizon,
Yet the beer was too good and the gals were too sweet
And now in my old age it's gone

These memories were bought with the lives of good men
A price that I paid without scruple
So many souls suffered so I could get drunk
And swagger from brothel to brothel"

Pirate ponies: Best ponies?

Also, Long Bon Silver. That's genius.

[Wilgrove]

Well, good news is, I stopped feeling like death about a couple hours ago. Bad news is, I'm not really sure about my footing in this reality right now.

[Auzkhia]

Well, good news is, I stopped feeling like death about a couple hours ago. Bad news is, I'm not really sure about my footing in this reality right now.

(Image)

Eh, reality sucks.

[Sinovet]

Well, good news is, I stopped feeling like death about a couple hours ago. Bad news is, I'm not really sure about my footing in this reality right now.

(Image)

Eh, reality sucks.

Yeah, f*ck reality.

[Fascist Russian Empire]

Well, good news is, I stopped feeling like death about a couple hours ago. Bad news is, I'm not really sure about my footing in this reality right now.

(Image)

I laughed at that image a little harder than a normal person should...

[Auzkhia]

Eh, reality sucks.

Yeah, f*ck reality.

Buck it!

[Immoren]

Well, good news is, I stopped feeling like death about a couple hours ago. Bad news is, I'm not really sure about my footing in this reality right now.

(Image)

No Princess But Princess And Twilight is Her Prophet.

[Seshephe]

Eh, reality sucks.

Yeah, f*ck reality.

Nah, reality is awesome ^ ^

[Immoren]

Eh, reality sucks.

Yeah, f*ck reality.

Only with reality's consent.

[Auzkhia]

Yeah, f*ck reality.

Only with reality's consent.

Heh heh!

Yeah, f*ck reality.

Nah, reality is awesome ^ ^

Only sometimes.

[The Time Alliance]

Well, good news is, I stopped feeling like death about a couple hours ago. Bad news is, I'm not really sure about my footing in this reality right now.

(Image)

I freaking threw up from laughter.

[Seshephe]

Nah, reality is awesome ^ ^

Only sometimes.

That's true of anything silly.
The key is to focus on the good. See, the conscious can only hold one thought at the time.
^ ^
That's the secret to being happy most of the time

Well, good news is, I stopped feeling like death about a couple hours ago. Bad news is, I'm not really sure about my footing in this reality right now.

(Image)

How come by the way?

[The Time Alliance]

Nah, reality is awesome ^ ^
Only sometimes.
That's true of anything silly.
The key is to focus on the good. See, the conscious can only hold one thought at the time.
^ ^

The more you know

[The Time Alliance]

Nah, reality is awesome ^ ^
Only sometimes.
That's true of anything silly.
The key is to focus on the good. See, the conscious can only hold one thought at the time.
^ ^

The more you know

[Auzkhia]

Only sometimes.

That's true of anything silly.
The key is to focus on the good. See, the conscious can only hold one thought at the time.
^ ^
That's the secret to being happy most of the time

Naturally, Pinkie Pie, or Seshy, is an an optimist.
Optimism is good for you.

[Wilgrove]

Well, good news is, I stopped feeling like death about a couple hours ago. Bad news is, I'm not really sure about my footing in this reality right now.

(Image)

How come by the way?

I've been sick with the flu.

[Sinovet]

Only sometimes.

That's true of anything silly.
The key is to focus on the good. See, the conscious can only hold one thought at the time.
^ ^
That's the secret to being happy most of the time

That can develop into a problem though. See, I have perpetrated the most epic academic face flops in the history of ever this semester, but I cant stay sad about it. It is really hard to convince your teachers you are taking your bad situation seriously if you are smiling all the time!

[The Time Alliance]

That's true of anything silly.
The key is to focus on the good. See, the conscious can only hold one thought at the time.
^ ^
That's the secret to being happy most of the time

That can develop into a problem though. See, I have perpetrated the most epic academic face flops in the history of ever this semester, but I cant stay sad about it. It is really hard to convince your teachers you are taking your bad situation seriously if you are smiling all the time!

Sine. Logic. Post please.

I get a bad grade=Day ruined

[Magthere]

Sword of Harmony (+5 Great Sword, Axiomatic, Holy, Keen, Merciful, Spell Storing, Speed, Mighty Cleaving, Dancing)

Funny you should bring it up, I found these a few threads ago.

[Seshephe]

How come by the way?

I've been sick with the flu.

Uhm...
And that made you loose your footing in reality?
That's... Uhm....
Okie doki Loki...

That's true of anything silly.
The key is to focus on the good. See, the conscious can only hold one thought at the time.
^ ^
That's the secret to being happy most of the time

That can develop into a problem though. See, I have perpetrated the most epic academic face flops in the history of ever this semester, but I cant stay sad about it. It is really hard to convince your teachers you are taking your bad situation seriously if you are smiling all the time!

This is...
Uhm...
Annoyingly true xD

[Sinovet]

That can develop into a problem though. See, I have perpetrated the most epic academic face flops in the history of ever this semester, but I cant stay sad about it. It is really hard to convince your teachers you are taking your bad situation seriously if you are smiling all the time!

Sine. Logic. Post please.

I get a bad grade=Day ruined

Posted.
I have a sh*t ton of bad grades this semester. But...new semester just a week away. My hopes are set for a rebound.

[Seshephe]

That's true of anything silly.
The key is to focus on the good. See, the conscious can only hold one thought at the time.
^ ^
That's the secret to being happy most of the time

Naturally, Pinkie Pie, or Seshy, is an an optimist.
Optimism is good for you.

True science fact
Know what else is good for you? An unrealistic and somewhat egotistical view of your own capabilities.

This is... Uhm... What a number of Scientific studies say aaanyhow
Cause y'know successful people tend to be somewhat more egotistical than normal people and only depressed people have a realistic view of their own capabilities so...

[Immoren]

I posted this and named it Sword of Harmony (+5 Great Sword, Axiomatic, Holy, Keen, Merciful, Spell Storing, Speed, Mighty Cleaving, Dancing)

Here are what they mean and why I gave them. But I am not sure if it's sensible choices

(lawful sword because sword of harmony): "An axiomatic weapon is lawfully aligned and infused with the power of law. It makes the weapon law-aligned and thus bypasses the corresponding damage reduction. It deals an extra 2d6 points of damage against all of chaotic alignment. It bestows one negative level on any chaotic creature attempting to wield it. The negative level remains as long as the weapon is in hand and disappears when the weapon is no longer wielded. This negative level never results in actual level loss, but it cannot be overcome in any way (including restoration spells) while the weapon is wielded. Bows, crossbows, and slings so crafted bestow the lawful power upon their ammunition.

(Good Sword) because Sword of Harmony: "A holy weapon is imbued with holy power. This power makes the weapon good-aligned and thus bypasses the corresponding damage reduction. It deals an extra 2d6 points of damage against all of evil alignment. It bestows one negative level on any evil creature attempting to wield it. The negative level remains as long as the weapon is in hand and disappears when the weapon is no longer wielded. This negative level never results in actual level loss, but it cannot be overcome in any way (including restoration spells) while the weapon is wielded. Bows, crossbows, and slings so crafted bestow the holy power upon their ammunition."

because Rarity: "This ability doubles the threat range of a weapon. Only piercing or slashing weapons can be keen. (If you roll this property randomly for an inappropriate weapon, reroll.) This benefit doesn’t stack with any other effect that expands the threat range of a weapon (such as the keen edge spell or the Improved Critical feat)."

because Fluttershy: "The weapon deals an extra 1d6 points of damage, and all damage it deals is nonlethal damage. On command, the weapon suppresses this ability until commanded to resume it. Bows, crossbows, and slings so crafted bestow the merciful effect upon their ammunition."

because Twilight: "A spell storing weapon allows a spellcaster to store a single targeted spell of up to 3rd level in the weapon. (The spell must have a casting time of 1 standard action.) Any time the weapon strikes a creature and the creature takes damage from it, the weapon can immediately cast the spell on that creature as a free action if the wielder desires. (This special ability is an exception to the general rule that casting a spell from an item takes at least as long as casting that spell normally.) Once the spell has been cast from the weapon, a spellcaster can cast any other targeted spell of up to 3rd level into it. The weapon magically imparts to the wielder the name of the spell currently stored within it. A randomly rolled spell storing weapon has a 50% chance to have a spell stored in it already."

Because Rainbow Dash:" When making a full attack action, the wielder of a speed weapon may make one extra attack with it. The attack uses the wielder’s full base attack bonus, plus any modifiers appropriate to the situation. (This benefit is not cumulative with similar effects, such as a haste spell.)"

cos Applejack: "A mighty cleaving weapon allows a wielder with the Cleave feat to make one additional cleave attempt in a round."

Because Pinkie Pie: "As a standard action, a dancing weapon can be loosed to attack on its own. It fights for 4 rounds using the base attack bonus of the one who loosed it and then drops. While dancing, it cannot make attacks of opportunity, and the person who activated it is not considered armed with the weapon. In all other respects, it is considered wielded or attended by the creature for all maneuvers and effects that target items. While dancing, it takes up the same space as the activating character and can attack adjacent foes (weapons with reach can attack opponents up to 10 feet away). The dancing weapon accompanies the person who activated it everywhere, whether she moves by physical or magical means. If the wielder who loosed it has an unoccupied hand, she can grasp it while it is attacking on its own as a free action; when so retrieved the weapon can’t dance (attack on its own) again for 4 rounds."

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