Cutie Mark Crusaders Ride Again! MLP: Friendship is Magic

[Auzkhia]

[Mad hatters in jeans]

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Pushes Dash out of the way to sleep? wut

Pretty moon out tonight though.

[Wilgrove]

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Pushes Dash out of the way to sleep? wut

Pretty moon out tonight though.

Yep, I love full moons.

So her name is...a picture of a muffin?

[Arizuma]

Pushes Dash out of the way to sleep? wut

Pretty moon out tonight though.

Yep, I love full moons.

So her name is...a picture of a muffin?

Lyra! What happened to you?

[Wilgrove]

Yep, I love full moons.

So her name is...a picture of a muffin?

Lyra! What happened to you?

Obviously Twilight Sparkle recolor is obvious.

[Wisconsin9]

Pushes Dash out of the way to sleep? wut

Pretty moon out tonight though.

Yep, I love full moons.

So her name is...a picture of a muffin?

... who the fuck is Lyrica Lilac? Part of me wants to say she's Lyra's mom, and the other part of me wants to hold the first part of me facedown in a shallow ditch until it drowns.

[Atomosea]

You know, I want to see an episode where Pinkie Pie is put on ADHD meds and have everypony else react to it. It could be interesting.

They tried that once. Six months later, the Parliament Investigatory Committee recommended a royal decree that she be permanently banned from using prescription or over-the-counter medication unless taken in the presence of no less than two platoons of the Royal Guard, which was made into law on the spot by Princess Luna.

Psh. "Parliament". How very droll! *high-pitched noblewoman's laugh, fan flutter*

[Wilgrove]

Yep, I love full moons.

So her name is...a picture of a muffin?

... who the fuck is Lyrica Lilac? Part of me wants to say she's Lyra's mom, and the other part of me wants to hold the first part of me facedown in a shallow ditch until it drowns.

So....you want to commit suicide?

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[Wisconsin9]

They tried that once. Six months later, the Parliament Investigatory Committee recommended a royal decree that she be permanently banned from using prescription or over-the-counter medication unless taken in the presence of no less than two platoons of the Royal Guard, which was made into law on the spot by Princess Luna.

Psh. "Parliament". How very droll! *high-pitched noblewoman's laugh, fan flutter*

Celestia would've handled it herself, but she was still incapacitated from the beginning of the Manehatten Mop-Up, officially known as Operation Laughing Horror, which to this very day has the highest recorded casualty rate in Equestrian military history.

... who the fuck is Lyrica Lilac? Part of me wants to say she's Lyra's mom, and the other part of me wants to hold the first part of me facedown in a shallow ditch until it drowns.

So....you want to commit suicide?

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Can't say the thought's never crossed my mind.

[Arizuma]

Lyra! What happened to you?

Obviously Twilight Sparkle recolor is obvious.

I was being silly.

[Wilgrove]

Can't say the thought's never crossed my mind.

Well don't do that, we'd miss you too much!

Have a pony hug!

[Wisconsin9]

Can't say the thought's never crossed my mind.

Well don't do that, we'd miss you too much!

Have a pony hug!

It was a long time ago. Mostly.

Thanks.

[Xiscapia]

Pushes Dash out of the way to sleep? wut

Pretty moon out tonight though.

Yep, I love full moons.

So her name is...a picture of a muffin?

Hey, my roommate just got that set.

[Atomosea]

It's the "Never say die" trope.

It's quite common in cartoons meant for kids. Basically, in a show whose central theme is teaching the wonders of friendship to little girls; dropping death in the middle of it would be difficult.

I don't see why death should be covered up from kids. It's an important thing to learn about.

Yes, but when children are young enough, Death tends to make them cry.

"Mommy, why weren't Applejack's mommy and daddy at the big party?"

"Well, they're dead, Sweetie. Death happens when you get very old or sick or hurt and then your soul departs from your body and you don't see your family again until Judgement Day, but no one knows when that is. Being that Applejack and Big Macintosh are so young to be burying both parents, their parents probably died slow, terrible deaths by injury in some horrific accident, or perhaps cancer, much like Grandma. I lied; she wasn't sleeping, she was dead. Anyway, eventually Granny Smith will die too, leaving Big Mac and Applejack to take care of Apple Bloom. Then Big Mac will die, old, arthritic, and possibly demented. Then will pass AJ then Apple Bloom and all the Apple Family, like dust in the wind. Everyone dies. So will Grandpa and Nanna and Pappy and me and Daddy and your older brother and possibly your babysitter, because she's about his age. And then, at the end of the line, your entire immediate family and most of your friends gone, you too will pass, assuming you haven't already died from some unspeakable illness or injury or murder. And then it will be your children's turn to bury you. And no matter how much you beg and plead, the relentless and cold grip of death will seize all at their Time Appointed and there's nothing you can do about it.

Nap time! Lunch will be grilled cheese. If you don't die before you wake up, of course!"

*eyes grow wide, sniffling begins*

[Wilgrove]

Goodnight Everypony

[Wisconsin9]

I don't see why death should be covered up from kids. It's an important thing to learn about.

Yes, but when children are young enough, Death tends to make them cry.

"Mommy, why weren't Applejack's mommy and daddy at the big party?"

"Well, they're dead, Sweetie. Death happens when you get very old or sick or hurt and then your soul departs from your body and you don't see your family again until Judgement Day, but no one knows when that is. Being that Applejack and Big Macintosh are so young to be burying both parents, their parents probably died slow, terrible deaths by injury in some horrific accident, or perhaps cancer, much like Grandma. I lied; she wasn't sleeping, she was dead. Anyway, eventually Granny Smith will die too, leaving Big Mac and Applejack to take care of Apple Bloom. Then Big Mac will die, old, arthritic, and possibly demented. Then will pass AJ then Apple Bloom and all the Apple Family, like dust in the wind. Everyone dies. So will Grandpa and Nanna and Pappy and me and Daddy and your older brother and possibly your babysitter, because she's about his age. And then, at the end of the line, your entire immediate family and most of your friends gone, you too will pass, assuming you haven't already died from some unspeakable illness or injury or murder. And then it will be your children's turn to bury you. And no matter how much you beg and plead, the relentless and cold grip of death will seize all at their Time Appointed and there's nothing you can do about it.

Nap time! Lunch will be grilled cheese. If you don't die before you wake up, of course!"

*eyes grow wide, sniffling begins*

You're depressing.

[Atomosea]

Yes, but when children are young enough, Death tends to make them cry.

"Mommy, why weren't Applejack's mommy and daddy at the big party?"

"Well, they're dead, Sweetie. Death happens when you get very old or sick or hurt and then your soul departs from your body and you don't see your family again until Judgement Day, but no one knows when that is. Being that Applejack and Big Macintosh are so young to be burying both parents, their parents probably died slow, terrible deaths by injury in some horrific accident, or perhaps cancer, much like Grandma. I lied; she wasn't sleeping, she was dead. Anyway, eventually Granny Smith will die too, leaving Big Mac and Applejack to take care of Apple Bloom. Then Big Mac will die, old, arthritic, and possibly demented. Then will pass AJ then Apple Bloom and all the Apple Family, like dust in the wind. Everyone dies. So will Grandpa and Nanna and Pappy and me and Daddy and your older brother and possibly your babysitter, because she's about his age. And then, at the end of the line, your entire immediate family and most of your friends gone, you too will pass, assuming you haven't already died from some unspeakable illness or injury or murder. And then it will be your children's turn to bury you. And no matter how much you beg and plead, the relentless and cold grip of death will seize all at their Time Appointed and there's nothing you can do about it.

Nap time! Lunch will be grilled cheese. If you don't die before you wake up, of course!"

*eyes grow wide, sniffling begins*

You're depressing.

I thought we weren't supposed to hide the blunt, painful truths about the world from our youngest, most optimistic and joyful children, lest we be decried on the Internet for smothering them and shielding them from reality?

[Wisconsin9]

You're depressing.

I thought we weren't supposed to hide the blunt, painful truths about the world from our youngest, most optimistic and joyful children, lest we be decried on the Internet for smothering them and shielding them from reality?

Don't look at me, I'm one of the ones who thinks the shooting stars and word of god is more than enough to confirm they're dead.

[Magthere]

It's all clear here in Pennsylvania.

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Filly Scouts

I'd buy a few boxes from them.

I wonder if there's a Colt Scouts? Although unlike BSA instead of the highest rank being Eagle it would probably be Alicorn.

[Genivaria]

Hey guys I have some kind of medical issue and I was wondering if I could get some help identifying it.
TG

[New Nassrau]

Hey guys I have some kind of medical issue and I was wondering if I could get some help identifying it.
TG

Sure?

[Genivaria]

Has this been posted yet? It's first thing I saw on Derpibooru.

[Orangi]

Wilbait

[YellowApple]

Ficks'd.

Oh gods, I hate driving at night in a downpour, can't even see the fucking lines on the road!

What?

I guess Rainbow Dash really does dress in style.

> names child Rainbow Dash
> dresses in Pinkie Pie colors

wat

[Wilgrove]

Wilbait

.......

Dude....just....seriously!?

Remember kids, always check the post straight above yours!